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Championship Saturday Open Thread

Fact: A bulldog cannot outrun a honeybadger, but he can roll over and lick his own balls while LSU drops 40 on Georgia. Mark Richt might as well do the same. Look for a UCLA / Oregon beatdown redux.

Can Montee Pinball Sparty for hail mary redemption?

Bedlam! Will Brandon Weeden announce his retirement after the game? f stoops in every language, every day.

And that game in Waco ... will RG3's Heisman campaign pass one final test against Manny's D? How does one exactly prepare for Santeria? Will fourth string walk on running back Brett Lee Cloud become the next Longhorn legend?

If we can stop Grant Teaff from swallowing worms before the game, we have a chance.