University of Texas in Strong Danger

Guys, I hate to be swim against the Strong Currents around here but the fact of the matter is that we are in big trouble. At the rate the new regime is going, there is a Strong Chance that we may reach peak Strongpuns before we even get to spring practice.

Let me show you what I am talking about.

From the first #Texasstrong tweets, to our present condition of Strong Finishes, Strong Thoughts, Strong Hires and Strong Recruiting, strongpuns are increasing exponentially among the UT fanbase.



As you can see there is a Strong Possibility that we will run out completely. When that happens, the Strong Takes will dry up. You will see tortured constructions like "Coach Not Weak!" and "Texas's Charlie a pillar of 'Strong'th." Bloggers will be crawling up from their parent's basement just to be able to stick their heads in the oven.

It's easy to look for someone to blame, but this is just a problem of human nature. You take a Strong Character and put him in a position of power, the headlines write themselves.

At this point it may already be too late to stop it. The urge to pun is just too.... much! Just too much! Look at that! I resisted! I was able to fight it out!

You know when you put your mind to something, you are much Strong-er than you think oh god

Be excellent to each other.

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