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BREAKING: #TulsaFB co-offensive coordinator Sterlin Gilbert is turning down #Longhorns & will stay at TU. Great news for the Hurricane.
— Nathan Thompson (@NathanDThompson) December 11, 2015
Our only logical recourse now is total and complete panic. Hoard food, form a militia with your neighbors and attack strangers.
UPDATE: Several other outlets are now reporting that Gilbert never received an offer and a number of Texas sources jumped the gun without confirmation.
UPDATED UPDATE: The Athletic Department is run by lemurs.