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Black Scholes commented on the blog post Jackson Jeffcoat and His Official Visit to Austin 47 minutes ago
Not if you have a full set of teeth.
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Nate Heupel commented on the blog post Jackson Jeffcoat and His Official Visit to Austin 3 hours, 55 minutes ago
Art, no I didn’t. Much like Sergio Kindle, it’s all “alleged”. Sergio was texting (driving drunk and lying to the cops), and Chaisson was involved in a minor altercation (assaulting and kidnapping his ex-girlfriend).
It all gets lost in translation, does it not?
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fbomb commented on the blog post RIP Patrick Swayze 5 hours, 1 minute ago
And Kelly Lynch walking around naked on his roof made my Point Break
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fbomb commented on the blog post Post-Mortem: Texas Longhorns @ Wyoming Cowboys 5 hours, 2 minutes ago
On the lighter side, we went to the game and really enjoyed the WYO fans. Most UT fans there said the hospitality reminded them of Lincoln. The cops were actually pretty cool after nearly arresting us for drinking in the stadium too.
The meth thing cracked me up. Everywhere you looked there was an ad for
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JR Slim wrote a new blog post: Battlefield Recon/ Patrick Swayze Tribute 5 hours, 11 minutes ago
Our Tigers survived quite a scare in week 2. Hopefully, they learned some valuable lessons, toughened up mentally, and gained confidence in the late come-back while securing their second win of the year. Meanwhile, our future opponents went 4-4 on the week as Oklahoma State tumbled from their lofty #5 national ranking losing at home
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NorthDallasSooner commented on the blog post F*ck the Silver Lining 5 hours, 19 minutes ago
Given the train wreck of week 1, and considering the conditions played in, the only real let down of Saturday was the first possession when we didn’t pound it in.
That said, it seemed to me that the offensive line got better as the first half progressed. The were pushing a bad defense around
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Phenomenal Smith commented on the blog post Furman’s Celebrity Safety 6 hours, 1 minute ago
That was hilarious – Furman is officially my favorite D1AA football program.
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Bob in Houston commented on the blog post Texas Longhorns Basketball – Notes from inside Denton Cooley Pavilion 6 hours, 4 minutes ago
I ordered my copy of Blue Ribbon tonight. I’m really looking forward to this season…
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Black Scholes commented on the blog post Jackson Jeffcoat and His Official Visit to Austin 6 hours, 10 minutes ago
dick – you are absolutely clueless re the playing time available next year at DE. Muschamp – not Mack – will play the kid who makes the defense better. If that’s Eddie Jones giving up snaps to a freshman, then so be it. If you’re planning for the long-term, no kid getting
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The General commented on the blog post Looking @ Texas Tech Football 6 hours, 23 minutes ago
I wish I had the Mackovic era numbers for UT against the spread still. It was abysmal. It was not a coincidence that Las Vegas experienced a population boom in the 90s.
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Blues commented on the blog post Jackson Jeffcoat and His Official Visit to Austin 6 hours, 24 minutes ago
Jackson’s dad is a huge figure in Cowboys’ lore. They know the value of making a name in the football-crazed state of Texas. Jackson has the tools to become one of the all-time greats. He can’t do better than have Muschamp & Co. developing him at a school with all that Texas
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Barton Hooper commented on the blog post Furman’s Celebrity Safety 6 hours, 26 minutes ago
These guys are the real celebrities of Furman football
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4irveM9BB4
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Arthur Goddamn Fenstemaker updated the ”Base” information on their profile 6 hours, 30 minutes ago
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Javier commented on the blog post Looking @ Texas Tech Football 6 hours, 38 minutes ago
“Where Does Leach Find These Effective Hispanic Players”
Simultaneously funny and offensive
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hobbes commented on the blog post Jackson Jeffcoat and His Official Visit to Austin 6 hours, 40 minutes ago
Well, shit. He still looks DTish to me but I’ve already exemplified I am an idoit. Crystal football outlook for me appears to be more dumbass.
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Trey Crocker commented on the blog post Jackson Jeffcoat and His Official Visit to Austin 6 hours, 44 minutes ago
“It seem we get a large number of offspring of NFL players. Off the top of my head- Simms, Studdard, Sendlein, Gilbert, Newton. ”
You can add the Hills brothers.
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D W commented on the blog post Florida Gators -28 vs Tennessee Volunteers: Lay The Points 6 hours, 47 minutes ago
That line is almost as stupid as Texas -17 versus Tech
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Gene Claude commented on the blog post Jackson Jeffcoat and His Official Visit to Austin 6 hours, 48 minutes ago
You bastards make me sick. It’s like Caligula’s Rome around here. The blond, the brunette? Fuck it, I’ll take both. Why don’t you guys jump up to the NFC South and leave us poor college teams alone?
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topo gigio commented on the blog post Yankee Bowl 6 hours, 54 minutes ago
they”ll rename it the jimmy hoffa bowl. at halftimes kids will be given a shovel and 20 minutes to dig for “prizes” in the end zone. i can hardly wait.
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The General commented on the blog post Jackson Jeffcoat and His Official Visit to Austin 7 hours, 2 minutes ago
“I think USC really appeals to a certain type of recruit: those with a “Hollywood” mentality, not just those desperate to get out of state.”
It also appeals to defensive recruits that like to get drafted.
I think Jeffcoat ends up as a 5 tech, and if his father sees that, it may help Texas as we
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Scipio Tex commented on the blog post Jackson Jeffcoat and His Official Visit to Austin 7 hours, 6 minutes ago
Travis:
Jim J was a DE, amigo.
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Travis Scott commented on the blog post Jackson Jeffcoat and His Official Visit to Austin 7 hours, 9 minutes ago
I peered into my crystal football and I saw Jackson Jeffcoat playing DT in the NFL like his old man. He looks like Cory Redding back in the day.
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Hank Dudek commented on the blog post Jackson Jeffcoat and His Official Visit to Austin 7 hours, 20 minutes ago
I would not want to visit with my Dad. Dad is coming to make sure his son does not get into any promiscuous problems with some hot Longhorn groupies. That is some great veteran wisdom from the elder Jeffcoat. Good job pops!
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Travis Scott updated the ”Base” information on their profile 7 hours, 22 minutes ago
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Roberto Frankfurter commented on the blog post Furman’s Celebrity Safety 7 hours, 22 minutes ago
Honestly, I didn’t think anything could get me fired up about the Furman game, but Phenom has done it!
Where can I get me a #24 Paladins jersey?
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Scipio Tex commented on the blog post 2009 Kansas State Football Preview: State of the Union 7 hours, 22 minutes ago
Wazzou and Duke have to be in that convo.
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Johnnymac commented on the blog post Looking @ Texas Tech Football 7 hours, 23 minutes ago
Notre Dame in ‘06 was kinda sorta one of those teams. 5-8 ATS. They blew out a stumbling Penn State early in the year (who subsequently improved) and then were overvalued the rest of the year, especially against USC and LSU (in the Sugar Bowl that they had no business being invited to). I made
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Scipio Tex commented on the blog post Blog Roundtable Musings Asks: Forcier or Barkley? 7 hours, 27 minutes ago
coloradoag:
“Forcier came out of the Comic-Con Convention to actually make plays and win the game for Michigan.”
Nicely played, sir.
doback:
Worthless without pictures.
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JP commented on the blog post Jackson Jeffcoat and His Official Visit to Austin 7 hours, 33 minutes ago
George, er, I mean Art, I salute you Sir!!!
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Gene Claude commented on the blog post 2009 Kansas State Football Preview: State of the Union 7 hours, 49 minutes ago
Second. This line killed me:
Alex Hrebec is the short angry lovechild of Kent Hrbek and Alex Trebek and he plays with about that much talent.
Man, that’s one guy on guy porn I don’t want to see. Ugh.
The big 12 north quite possibly fields 3 of the worst 5 BCS teams this year, along
kchorn04 said:
November 27th, 2007 at 11:52 am
If he would have just picked up the phone when Lovie Smith, Tony Dungy or Mike Tomlin called to inquire about the head coaching job, then he wouldn’t have this problem.
Scipio Tex said:
November 27th, 2007 at 12:00 pm
The BCA wouldn’t have complained were it a more soulful white hire like Justin Timberlake or Bill Clinton. They had to speak out because Mike Sherman is offensively, blindingly white.
Among their list of grievances:
He says things like,”Jimbo here has one hell of a short game, dont ya big fella? Ha ho ha!”
He enjoys lacrosse.
He’s not scared of dogs at all.
He loves Vermont.
He went to a Phish concert once.
He likes wearing a yachtsman’s cap.
He has never answered a phone with,”Who dis?”
He once christened a sloop.
He enjoys weather trivia.
HenryJames said:
November 27th, 2007 at 12:08 pm
He doesn’t say ‘most definitely.’
South '06 said:
November 27th, 2007 at 12:22 pm
So it’s LESS offensive to interview a black candidate you have no intention of hiring?
Oh well, we will hire Sumlin (fingers crossed) and this will be a moot point.
Woody Bombay said:
November 27th, 2007 at 12:23 pm
aTm’s non-athlete African American community is protesting, too. He’ll be outside Kyle Field with a sign.
South '06 said:
November 27th, 2007 at 12:26 pm
cheap…
I giggled though.
McLovin said:
November 27th, 2007 at 12:26 pm
Floyd should know Mike Singletary doesn’t have either the time or energy to interview for every freaking available job out there.
BiggUggly said:
November 27th, 2007 at 12:29 pm
How was he to know? No black people live in Nebraska.
EyesOfTX said:
November 27th, 2007 at 1:01 pm
“He maintains that an immediate hire was needed in order to maintain recruiting momentum”
Wait. Don’t the Ags have something like 22 kids already verbally committed? I mean, there’s not a hell of a lot of recruiting left to do at this point, is there?
MisterJDF said:
November 27th, 2007 at 1:10 pm
The USA Today story doesn’t include the word “Cracker” in his quote.
Facebook User said:
November 27th, 2007 at 1:10 pm
Eyes - The important question is how many of those kids are or have ever been black kids?
Lazlo Hollyfeld said:
November 27th, 2007 at 1:16 pm
Yeah, yeah, most definitely, most definitely. I would like to thank god, most definitely. And my moms and gramama, most definitely. yeah, yeah, most definitely.
South '06 said:
November 27th, 2007 at 1:23 pm
“Wait. Don’t the Ags have something like 22 kids already verbally committed? I mean, there’s not a hell of a lot of recruiting left to do at this point, is there?”
There’s a little wavering now due to the change. We lost a guy to OU this morning. I know Sherman called some of the guys yesterday afternoon (Kapron, Dorman, etc.) to make sure they stayed on board, though.
South '06 said:
November 27th, 2007 at 1:25 pm
Oh, and add to that list:
He can’t understand a fucking word Jamaal Charles says either.
I know, I know… overdone. But, still funny.
HenryJames said:
November 27th, 2007 at 1:30 pm
He doesn’t smoke Kool menthols.
Scipio Tex said:
November 27th, 2007 at 1:35 pm
He drinks egg nog.
South '06 said:
November 27th, 2007 at 1:44 pm
He’s never had Hennesy.
BRAGGonUT said:
November 27th, 2007 at 1:45 pm
I wonder what the response would have been had they hired Ron Rivera.
HenryJames said:
November 27th, 2007 at 1:46 pm
Ron Rivera doesn’t like to get up early, but he has to so he does it real slow.
Lazlo Hollyfeld said:
November 27th, 2007 at 2:06 pm
He doesn’t drink grape soda or have a crown air freshener in the back of his car.
kchorn04 said:
November 27th, 2007 at 2:10 pm
He enjoys a quiet visit to the movie theatre.
Lazlo Hollyfeld said:
November 27th, 2007 at 2:15 pm
He should have hired Leon Black.
hayden_horn said:
November 27th, 2007 at 2:21 pm
“The USA Today story doesn’t include the word “Cracker” in his quote.”
no shit?
Scipio Tex said:
November 27th, 2007 at 2:32 pm
The original quote was “White Boy Establishment Cracker.” Doperbo trimmed it to make it less inflammatory.
South '06 said:
November 27th, 2007 at 2:53 pm
Then he said “Bill Byrne doesn’t care about black people.”
You shoulda seen the look on Mike Myers’ face.
SizzleChest said:
November 27th, 2007 at 3:30 pm
Ron Rivera? What if they had hired an octoroon? Say a descendent of Homer Plessy?
Minnesotahorn said:
November 27th, 2007 at 4:37 pm
Sought for comment AJ Abrams stated that he found the entire kerfuffle quite droll.
tx 3 putt said:
November 27th, 2007 at 4:53 pm
I was offended that Greg Davis wasn’t interviewed for the position !
Kanye West said:
November 27th, 2007 at 8:16 pm
This is an outrage. I should have been hired.
DBH said:
November 27th, 2007 at 9:11 pm
How does Gomer get around the state requirement that the job has to be posted for ten days?
Mr. Know it All said:
November 28th, 2007 at 6:49 am
“Emergency” for recruiting
kevwun said:
November 28th, 2007 at 8:11 am
The 10 day rule gets ignored all the time by the state and counties.
LegalKnievel said:
November 28th, 2007 at 8:25 am
He’s never stood at the edge of a city pool looking skeptically at the water.
goofybevo said:
November 28th, 2007 at 9:31 am
When he plays permanent QB in the family two-below games, he’s described by onlookers as a “field general” with a “good head for the game,” rather than an “athlete.”
Redfoot said:
November 28th, 2007 at 9:42 am
Additionally, he has no earthly idea what purple drank is and eats too much mayo.
echeese III said:
November 28th, 2007 at 10:42 am
it is true however that Mike “mayonaisse” Sherman is a complete fuck lion.
Sarge_n_NE said:
November 28th, 2007 at 10:43 am
No blacks in Nebraska?! Apparently you’ve never been to North Omaha. But he ain’t no Cracker, I seen him in North O drinking 40’s and bummin squares off the brothers. He had some down time and wanted to hang. SSHE-IT!
B.J. Symons said:
November 28th, 2007 at 10:47 am
-He never got it crunk like me.
-He don’t know ’bout sauces.
-He don’t know ’bout hundred spoke Gold D’s.
-He probably reads Tom Clancy.
-He knows his dad.
-He don’t mind the cold.
-Ain’t never had a fuck lion.
-Takes a whole new meaning to “raise the roof”
-Ain’t got no Alize in his cup.
-Probably says stuff like, “Cotton-pickin’” and “Gosh Darnit.”
-Loves “Mama’s Family”
Vasherized said:
November 28th, 2007 at 11:54 am
Likes to be called General Sherman.
Hates Atlanta.
Laces Out said:
November 28th, 2007 at 7:16 pm
More greivances:
- he’s voting for Romney
- ain’t got no Fi’ty Cent on his iPod (Mack in da hizzy!)
- doesn’t say “‘know what I’m sayin’” after every sentence.
- when his players says “‘know what I’m sayin’”, he doesn’t.
- never seen House of Payne
- thinks Clarence Thomas is a credit to his race
(p.s. - welcome my first post — just got banned for a week at HF.com (under another alias), and I don’t think I’ll go back!!!
Hollisdude said:
November 28th, 2007 at 7:50 pm
“(p.s. - welcome my first post — just got banned for a week at HF.com (under another alias), and I don’t think I’ll go back!!!”
seriously, you’ll need a degree in Lit to get by over here … which beats the mundane.
Laces Out said:
November 28th, 2007 at 8:07 pm
Degree in Lit? No problemo. I look forward to internalizing and “owning” some fascinating deconstructions of the paternalistic paradigms found in our (not yet) dead white male coaching staff’s game plans.
Houston Titan said:
November 29th, 2007 at 4:14 pm
-Thinks Melissa Ford could stand to lose a few pounds.
-Says bi-racial people are “just as white as they are black.
Laces Out said:
November 29th, 2007 at 5:58 pm
- shops at Orvis
- has never been to an NBA game
- thinks Wayne Brady is the shit
jimmyjazz said:
November 29th, 2007 at 11:09 pm
How can a guy maintain recruiting momentum when he isn’t going to start working until January?