Connect with your Facebook Account

Contact

1

Phil Fulmer Did Something Smart: Phillip 1, Universe 1,542,134

Posted by ChrisApplewhite on February 24th, 2008 under Recruiting

Phillip has had quite a week.

Columnist John Adams, who apparently has a history of being overly tough on Fulmer, calls for Phillip’s firing in a column a few days ago. Fulmer, instead of doing what any other coach would have done and never mentioning it in public ever, gets his boxing gloves and and fires back. What!?

You can read the article here and Sir Phillip’s letter here.

This isn’t Alec Baldwin writing in to the Moon Bat Gazette threatening to move to Tanzania because Chester VonShrubington, Jr. got elected president of his daughter’s PTA. Head football coaches of major universities are more than coaches, they are spokespeople whether they like it or not. Some embrace the job to a fault*, but everyone more or less accepts that part of recruiting is selling yourself, and part of selling your self is civility with the media.

But the more I thought about it, the more insidious it appeared. I may have a screw loose, but I see more than just an angry fat guy pounding at his keyboard. I see ulterior motives.

I seem to be alone in this, so far. Most Vol bloggers I can find are taking issue with the opinions set forth by John Adams, even if he does make some pretty salient points:

In the last six weeks, eight UT players have either been arrested or disciplined for breaking team rules. The most recent crime involved punter Britton Colquitt, who allegedly hit a parked car while driving under the influence. To make matters worse, police also say he left the scene of the accident.

Fulmer’s response was swift and soft. He suspended Colquitt for the first five games of the 2008 season.

Keep in mind this wasn’t Colquitt’s first brush with the law. Or second. Or third.

How could Fulmer not dismiss Colquitt from the team after what could be fifth alcohol-related offense?

Answer: Colquitt is a starter.

Remember a couple of years ago when three UT players were arrested following a disturbance at a local bar? The two backup players got one- and two-game suspensions. Arian Foster, the starting tailback, was suspended for half a game.

Fulmer’s explanation: Foster served as a peacemaker. But that’s not what the police report said.

Admittedly, I don’t follow Tennessee, so this could be one sided spin for all I know, but it sure doesn’t look good. He later points out that in the last ten years, two former Volunteer players have killed people. I’m guessing Phillip doesn’t have that on his resume.

The response is pretty tame. It’s just PR nonsense about how he

[looks] his mother or grandmother in the eyes and [promises] to treat the young man like he was my own child - giving him tough love when necessary and an opportunity to straighten up when that’s in order.

He doesn’t go into any specifics about actually doing this, and doesn’t defend his record at all, aside from raw wins and losses. Apparently, Phillip borrowed Barack Obama’s empty suit.

Since I have watched maybe 2 UT games in the last 5 years, and read 0 articles about them, it would be unfair of me to judge either way. I simply don’t know who is right here. The thing that struck me was that he wrote the damn thing in the first place. At first, I thought pretty lowly of Fulmer, but that’s status quo around here anyway. About halfway through writing my initial response, I shifted gears. A lightbulb went off.

I don’t think his message came out of anger or frustration, not anymore. Fat Phil just got a free, national sales pitch to recruits and their families. He didn’t argue the specifics, no doubt a losing proposition when you still have a five time law offender on your team, but boy did he bring the cheese. You will very rarely catch me accusing Phillip of doing anything intelligent, and I still have my doubts that this was his intent, but he just got his spiel plastered across every blog in the universe for everyone to see. Tennessee just had 8 arrests in 6 weeks. While it’s old hat for Tennessee a this point, what better way to damage control that using the mass media to say it to everyone instead of having to call 50 kids tonight? What better way to combat the rampant negative recruiting that will surely follow the incidents by broadcasting this:

At no time in my tenure has a player’s football skill or athletic success been a factor in the way he was disciplined. Never. Our internal discipline is based on one factor alone: the course that is most likely to help that individual young man make amends and get his life straight

to the world? You can almost see the silhouette of the Tennessee version of Bill Little standing over his shoulder. All that’s missing is a reference to a tranquil lake at dawn, or some underdog being gritty in hot weather.

A rare cunning move for Fulmer. I guess I have to credit the athletic department for that one. Most coaches would’ve packed it in, suspended the players, and not said a word. Bob Stoops refers anyone to his lilly-white ass that dares ask about his disciplinary procedures. Bear Bryant would probably make the reporter run laps.

Could op-ed pieces be the new text messaging? It certainly reaches a wider audience, and made me care about Fulmer for the first time since Greg Barnum was involved. I read what he had to say. I don’t believe it, but I’m not an impressionable 17 year old who picks schools based on who likes sushi the most.

Color me cynical, but I expect a lot of SEC coaches to start blogs in the next 6 months.

 

*when I did a Google search for Mack’s image, I got this. I couldn’t not leave that unseen.

More from this Barker


Share This

  • StumbleUpon

One Response

  1. Parlin Hall said:

    February 25th, 2008 at 6:22 am

    On Fulmer’s op-ed turn:

    Yet another reason to stay awake in
    English class.

    (Or hire somebody who did.)

Leave a Reply

Related Articles

Hot Forum Topics

Activity

  • Nate Heupel commented on the blog post LeGarrette Blount Fights His Way Back On To The Field 1 hour, 40 minutes ago

    Let’s not kid ourselves, Ripley. Aside from teams based out of Watts, no one in the Pac 10 really plays defense.

    SHARETHIS.addEntry({ title: ””, url: ”” });

  • Sailor Ripley commented on the blog post LeGarrette Blount Fights His Way Back On To The Field 2 hours, 11 minutes ago

    I think Oregon could’ve used Blount a time or two against Stanford, don’t you?
    I dunno. Does he play defense?

    SHARETHIS.addEntry({ title: ””, url: ”” });

  • Sailor Ripley commented on the blog post LeGarrette Blount Fights His Way Back On To The Field 2 hours, 11 minutes ago

    I think Oregon could’ve used Blount a time or two against Stanford, don’t you?

    I dunno. Does he play defense?

    SHARETHIS.addEntry({ title: ””, url: ”” });

  • Nate Heupel commented on the blog post Who’s Not Playing 2 hours, 47 minutes ago

    It would’ve been better if the injuries had been more evenly spread out, HJ. On defense, we’ve got some very talented depth we’re simply not taking advantage of. LB Ronnell Lewis is a name you’re going to remember come 2011. Dezmon Briscoe already can’t forget it. At DE, we’ve got RJ

    SHARETHIS.addEntry({ title: ””, url: ”” });

  • Nate Heupel commented on the blog post The Texas Longhorns: Running Game Home Edition 3 hours, 58 minutes ago

    @ballrific: On the contrary, I think Boom is much more subtle here at Mack’s request. He’s probably put a Deathwatch clock on his wall to remind him that there is hope. 680 days, 13 hours, 17 minutes, and 41 seconds until Greg Davis’ career dies.

  • Charles commented on the blog post Tracking Baylor & Potpourri 4 hours, 18 minutes ago

    Let’s do this Big XII style:

    A la carte Briles
    Bo Linguine
    Mike Sherbet
    Ndamukong Soup

  • HenryJames commented on the blog post Who’s Not Playing 4 hours, 48 minutes ago

    Do you think it would be better or worse if they were more evenly spread out on both sides of the ball?

    SHARETHIS.addEntry({ title: ””, url: ”” });

  • The General commented on the blog post Tracking Baylor & Potpourri 4 hours, 53 minutes ago

    Ded, It took me about ten reads before I figured that one. Then I belly laughed for ten minutes. Strong work, young pirate.

  • The General commented on the blog post Christian Scott eligible for bowl game? 4 hours, 56 minutes ago

    Curtis Brown would be sitting with the band. Aaron Williams would be in line at the concession stand.

  • bigdukesix commented on the blog post Mack Brown’s First 150 Games 5 hours, 16 minutes ago

    I can realize his flaws but also admit that I wouldn’t take anyone other than Mack as our head coach.

    That’s at the opposite end of the spectrum from irrational criticism, and is an equally flawed position. Somewhere in between the two is the Golden Mean.

  • Rick Vigorous commented on the blog post Tracking Baylor & Potpourri 5 hours, 22 minutes ago

    Michigan all time wins…877

    Texas all time wins…840

    And the gap is quickly closing.

  • Nate Heupel wrote a new blog post: LeGarrette Blount Fights His Way Back On To The Field 6 hours, 3 minutes ago

    Duck Sport News

    Honestly, I have no problem with this. First, I was overwhelmingly pleased with Blount dropping a Falcon Punch on some random Boise State jackass. Second, after the honorable Brandon Spikes, who knows dirty play when he sees it, attempted to eye-gouge some random Georgia jackass and only got a one-game suspension against

    SHARETHIS.addEntry({ title: ””, url: ”” });

  • Nate Heupel wrote a new blog post: Who’s Not Playing 6 hours, 14 minutes ago

    Take a look at our injury list, and tell me we’re not paying for 2000 when not one of our starters missed a single game. The following players have missed at least one game.

    QB – Sam Bradford

    TE – Jermaine Gresham

    DE – Auston English

    OL/TE – Brody Eldridge

    RB -DeMarco Murray

    OL – Brian Simmons

    OL – Ben Habern

    WR –

    SHARETHIS.addEntry({ title: ””, url: ”” });

  • Nate Heupel wrote a new blog post: Eldridge and English Done For the Year 6 hours, 26 minutes ago

    Holy Christ in a Cartoon. We might as well just start kneecapping these kids and get it over with.

    http://twitter.com/soonersportscom

    SHARETHIS.addEntry({ title: ””, url: ”” });

  • HenryJames commented on the blog post Quotable Mack 6 hours, 38 minutes ago

    I wasn’t being cynical so I highlighted the part that made me laugh.

  • parlin commented on the blog post Quotable Mack 6 hours, 45 minutes ago

    Intentional irony like this seems rare in Mack’s repertoire.

    Do any other instances come to mind?

  • The General commented on the blog post Quotable Mack 7 hours, 5 minutes ago

    Who do you call to steal him some more snaps on offense? Oh, yeah . . .

  • HenryJames wrote a new blog post: Quotable Mack 8 hours, 11 minutes ago

    Talking about Malcolm Williams at today’s press conference:

    “Malcolm’s about 220 pounds, and it’s amazing to me that he’s on kick coverage, he’s on punt coverage, he’s on the kickoff return team and playing 35-40 plays a game and making a difference. I walked into Oscar Giles’ office and tried to get him off the kickoff

  • Colin Coe commented on the blog post Basketball Thoughts 8 hours, 18 minutes ago

    I’m ready for bb !!

    SHARETHIS.addEntry({ title: ””, url: ”” });

  • Nordberg commented on the blog post Christian Scott eligible for bowl game? 8 hours, 39 minutes ago

    “The biggest downside I see is that our guys would all be running around in circles before the play without Blake out there to line them up, right?”

    Curtis Brown would be sitting with the band. Aaron Williams would be in line at the concession stand.

  • Sailor Ripley commented on the blog post Tracking Baylor & Potpourri 8 hours, 52 minutes ago

    Holy shit, that’s funny.

  • Triston27 commented on the blog post I’ve got nothing 8 hours, 58 minutes ago

    I’m fearing that with our seasojnj gone and their win on Saturday, we may need to brace ourselves for a whole lotta red this weekend.
    Prime recipe for KU fans unloading tickets to now-excited Huskers.

    I was thinking of this earlier today. It could be pretty ugly. Also, I completely agree about the lack of

    SHARETHIS.addEntry({ title: ””, url: ”” });

  • dedfischer commented on the blog post Tracking Baylor & Potpourri 8 hours, 59 minutes ago

    Union dudes aren’t big on Mexicans.

  • Bob in Houston commented on the blog post Tracking Baylor & Potpourri 9 hours, 20 minutes ago

    srr, I said “bad fit” before, and I’m more convinced than ever.

    If RR were to have a 10-win season, he’d still be disliked. You know it doesn’t bother me to see Michigan struggle, but he’s gotta go.

  • Sailor Ripley commented on the blog post Tracking Baylor & Potpourri 9 hours, 21 minutes ago

    srr50 has written some great stuff about Michigan and Rich Rod:

    https://www.barkingcarnival.com/tag/rich-rodriguez/

  • Jason commented on the blog post Mack Brown’s First 150 Games 9 hours, 35 minutes ago

    Three things come to mind when Mack Brown comes up as a coach.

    First, he’s turned Texas into a recruiting juggernaut. I would argue the success he has had through his last 100 games has just as much to do with the talent he’s brought to the 40 acres as his coaching.

  • Hiphopopotamus commented on the blog post I’ve got nothing 9 hours, 39 minutes ago

    I think they have too – just haven’t seen that emotion in a while (can’t even remember the last Fist Pump). It’s hard to believe, but there were certain goals out there that are no longer attainable. When that happens, it’s hard to have the same drive, especially when it feels like everything is going

    SHARETHIS.addEntry({ title: ””, url: ”” });

  • Scipio Tex commented on the blog post Christian Scott eligible for bowl game? 9 hours, 40 minutes ago

    I was thinking about special teams too. Fairly streamlined assignments there.

    I don’t know if the coaches would feel comfortable giving him too many snaps on D in a national title game given his absence all year.

  • Hiphopopotamus commented on the blog post And so it begins 9 hours, 53 minutes ago

    Very much agreed, Sailor. Considering heading down to Austin for that one. Let me know.

    SHARETHIS.addEntry({ title: ””, url: ”” });

  • Levander Williams commented on the blog post Tracking Baylor & Potpourri 9 hours, 57 minutes ago

    @texasholdem:

    I lost track of the fact that there were only 40 seconds left in the game when Colt ‘would’ have gone back in the game to get the remaining four yards. Clearly this would not have been the right time to send Colt back in the game, and it would have looked petty –