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Von Miller on A&M : “GF that's not that attractive, will do anything to keep you”

By Scipio Tex Aug 16, 2016, 1:22pm CDT

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Von spoke about his A&M college choice in a recent SI article:

“A&M really wanted me,” Miller says. “You know that girlfriend that’s really not that attractive but she’s going to do everything she can to keep you? That was A&M. . . . That hot chick that just talks to you on Mondays? That was LSU.”