Free Kenny Dwayne Vaccaro!
by Sailor Ripley on May 7, 2025 8:09 PM CDT
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Good news from the lad.
Everything is all good. Nothing happened.. Total misunderstanding
— Kenny Dwayne Vaccaro (@KennyVaccaro4) May 8, 2025
And a personal pledge after the jump.
Won't be standing in line for pizza ever again!
— Kenny Dwayne Vaccaro (@KennyVaccaro4) May 8, 2025
If Vasherized ever finishes his dissertation on Frosts' Mending Wall and builds our T Shirt store, there will be a Free Kenny Dwayne T shirt.
If the guy wasn't arrested for disposing of Ryan Swopes' body, can't figure this to be a big deal.
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If Vasherized ever finishes his dissertation on Frosts' Mending Wall
Would read it. Honestly.
by Parlin on May 7, 2025 9:12 PM CDT reply actions
Should have it finished around Fall 2016
Right around the time the T shirts are ready.
by Vasherized on May 8, 2025 9:25 AM CDT up reply actions
Graffitum
I’m reminded of an amusing thing written on a wall back in the 70s around campus. To “Free Nelson Mandela!” someone added “with proof of purchase!”
by RomaVicta on May 8, 2025 9:09 AM CDT reply actions
Bill Stickers Will Be Prosecuted
Bill Stickers is innocent!
by nobis60 on May 8, 2025 10:00 AM CDT up reply actions
It's a good thing Bobby Layne is dead
The very notion that this incident is “news” might have convinced an authentic Hell Raiser to despair for humanity and walk the earth with a bowl and staff.
And Höek’s is better, anyway.
by SP!DER on May 8, 2025 11:43 AM CDT reply actions
Four football players arrested standing in line for pizza
Hmm, I wonder what that could be about.
In other news, Al Sharpton just boarded a flight to Austin.
by texitect on May 8, 2025 11:57 AM CDT reply actions
Four football players arrested standing in line for pizza
must have been a clear violation of “Chat and Cut”
by Lester Burnham on May 8, 2025 4:25 PM CDT reply actions
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