Under Armour All-America Game

WHY DIDN'T WE AT LEAST LISTEN TO UNDER ARMOUR'S BID?!?!?!

Some of the key Texas targets at play in this one:

Team Armour

Jean DeLance (Offensive Tackle - #74)

Patrick Hudson (Offensive Tackle - #75)

Deontay Anderson (Safety - #8)

DeLance will be choosing between Texas, Michigan and LSU at halftime - assuming the Wolverine's full-blown Fuck Lion act against the Gators yesterday didn't sway him, the prevailing thought is that this hat dance goes the Longhorns' way.

Team Under Highlight

Brandon Jones (Safety - #19)

Jefferey "Shark" McCullough (OLB/Fox - #23

Eric Cuffee (Cornerback - #2)

Dontavious Jackson (ILB - #8

Devwah Whaley (RB - #12)

Texas could be in strong to quite strong shape with the first four guys on this list - there was some thought that Cuffee would announce during the game, but the latest word is that he'll hold off a bit.  Whaley already made the call for Arkansas - Texas may push for the flip, make a (late) pivot to speedburner Darius Anderson or just keep the ball in the fairway with Katy's Kyle Porter.

Let's creepily covet some 17-year olds together, shall we?