Texas Longhorns To Face Ole Miss Rebels in Primetime

by Vasherized on Jul 16, 2025 3:33 PM CDT in Texas Longhorns and Other Football

Talking about the Night Game Multiplier. Your trip to the Grove just got a lot more interesting...

It's been announced that the Texas / Ole Miss game in Oxford on 9/15 will be at 8:15 CST.

The only question is whether you will still be standing.

If you don't already have plans to be there and are lacking the convenient excuse of recently acquiring a newborn, your priorities in life need to be reexamined.

There are other jobs and families to come home to should yours end up needing to be replaced. Given that the first two games of the season will be aired on the Longhorn Network, this will be the first chance for many to see your 2012 Big 12 Champion Longhorns.

Scipio and various muscled up Rebels drinking heavily from Red Solo Cups have already discussed the match up.

That's not a prediction. It's a guarantee. Just as long as we can solve our fullback quandary. You diggs?

And there's an awesome slate of afternoon games to watch whilst crushing Keystone tallboys and elevator eye humping the nearest McKenzie with your brohost, Brodie Pomeroy, in the KA tent. (Contact BC Tours if you need an assist.)

Florida-Tennessee - 5:00 on ESPN (lead-in to Horns game)
USC-Stanford - 6:30 on FSN
ND-Mich State - 7:00 on ABC

Are you ready for some football?

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Booth guys annonced as well..

Joe Jamail on play-by-play and Dickey Scruggs doing color.

by dedfischer on Jul 16, 2025 3:38 PM CDT reply actions

announced.

by dedfischer on Jul 16, 2025 3:38 PM CDT reply actions

How recently acquired does the baby have to be?

Does my two-year-old exempt me from your ridicule? Or should I start re-examining?

by Flipteach on Jul 16, 2025 4:06 PM CDT reply actions

If you or your spouse are not in labor ON gameday...

by GoHorns on Jul 16, 2025 5:30 PM CDT up reply actions

i concur! my daughter was 2 weeks old last year and i still made it to the OU game

by SilverSpur1999 on Jul 17, 2025 2:44 PM CDT up reply actions

More leaway

I’ll go lighter than GoHorns, but the kids got to have been born since the last game (holiday bowl was on the Dec. 28th)

by J-M-M on Jul 16, 2025 9:06 PM CDT up reply actions

Now

we just need to figure out how to keep Mack away from the team for an entire day for a road game so there are no slide shows with mascots and talks of withstanding surges.

by Scipio Tex on Jul 16, 2025 4:48 PM CDT reply actions

Now they're gonna come out

And punch you in the mouth. This is part of the first 15 plays we have scripted. The louder we let their crowd get early the quicker they will tire out and our second half comeback can unfold as scheduled.

by Vasherized on Jul 16, 2025 6:57 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions

The good ol' Rocky 3 approach

Let him punch you in the face until he gets tired.

Hopefully Wylie has at least purged the ‘awkward man-hug on the beach’ element of our training regimen.

by nobis60 on Jul 17, 2025 9:41 AM CDT up reply actions

According to 610 AM in Houston...

…Texas doesn’t stand a prayer against this quality SEC program…

by MR_HORNS on Jul 16, 2025 4:58 PM CDT reply actions

I hope you are kidding

Right?!

Oh, my bad.
My bad?!
Your bad don't work in my world! -Ray Lewis

by TexasGarcia37 on Jul 16, 2025 5:16 PM CDT up reply actions

That is the worst sports talk radio in Houston.

You can safely disregard about 90% of what they say. On any topic.

To err is human...but humans have such low standards.

by adt2 on Jul 16, 2025 7:58 PM CDT up reply actions

THIS^^^^^

“SEC guy” on 790 has more valuable insight.

"You’d think some of these Ohio St guys would wear long sleeves, instead of reminding us why they were in trouble last year."
-Rich Eisen, 2012 NFL Combine

by TexaStunna on Jul 16, 2025 8:01 PM CDT up reply actions

John Lopez is such a D Bag!! The old morning show with Andre Ware was pretty good though

by SilverSpur1999 on Jul 17, 2025 2:50 PM CDT up reply actions

Morning or afternoon

both are terrible…but if I had to bet it was John Lopez in the morning who said it.

Pardon the typos. Where is the splchec?

All new states are infested, more or less, by a class of noisy, second-rate men who are always in favor of rash and extreme measures, but Texas was absolutely overrun by such men. --Sam Houston--

by Tex34xas on Jul 17, 2025 8:52 AM CDT up reply actions

“Florida-Tennessee - 5:00 on ESPN (lead-in to Horns game) "

I’m thinking three overtimes and we join our game at the end of the first quarter.

by nordberg on Jul 16, 2025 7:59 PM CDT reply actions

Will Muschamp and his seven Butkus Finalists

Wouldn’t do that to us. He LOVES us.

Follow @BarkingCarnival

by Sailor Ripley on Jul 16, 2025 10:30 PM CDT up reply actions

getting to Oxford and staying in oxford

Jesus, this is a nightmare! Are yall flying into Memphis? All the flights to Jackson on Southwest are gone! Closest hotel i could find was in Batesville

by SilverSpur1999 on Jul 17, 2025 2:47 PM CDT reply actions

Drive and stay in a rented RV

That’s what I did from Dallas.

@jimmygards

by ColoradoAg on Jul 17, 2025 3:06 PM CDT up reply actions

Logistics

Has anyone been to a game at Ole Miss?
Is Stubhub the best place to get tickets?
Flying into Memphis or Jackson?
Anything else I should know?

Appreciate the thoughts.

by Texas Wahoo on Jul 18, 2025 11:30 AM CDT reply actions

I went to Alabama - Ole Miss in Oxford a few years ago

Stubhub is fine for tickets if you want the guarantee you’ll get into the stadium. I’d scalp at the stadium myself, but I know some people don’t like to do that. You’ll be surprised at how many Ole Miss people don’t have an interest in going into the game, so tickets will be floating around if you look.

Fly into Memphis. It’s an hour closer and has more flight options.

Have fun. It’s a great road trip.

@jimmygards

by ColoradoAg on Jul 18, 2025 12:08 PM CDT up reply actions