The Pig Stye AM 1350, With Grimey & The Nutsack
by Scipio Tex on Jul 24, 2025 5:55 PM CDT
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Welcome back to the Pig Stye, AM 1350. God's country SEC talk radio connection. I'm Grimey - aka Paschall Grimes - joined, as always, by The Nutsack.
It's 10 minutes after the hour, 50 minutes 'til the next, that's 20 minutes 'til the middle of the hour, and we're here talking a little Razorback football. We got a mattress on the highway blocking traffic on I-30 towards Arkadelphia, so be advised.
Nutsack, call them Hawgs boy!
Hoooooieeeeee! Soooooooooooeeeeeeeyyyyyyyy!
I gotta question for the good people today: who likes that Arkansas football?
You know I do.
I'm gonna blow you up!
Blow me up, Grimey!
KABOOOOM!
I done blowed him up.
What's better than Hawg football, Nutsack?
Hmm. Maybe...titt-ays?
Ha. Titt-ays!
Boobs.
BLOW ME UP!
KABOOOOM!
Let's blow him up again!
BLOW ME UP!
KABOOOOOOM!
We got a caller here on the Pig Stye 1350, featuring Grimey and the Nutsack. What's on your mind, fella?
Yeah, boys, it's me - Carl Ray in Hot Springs.
Carl Ray!
Carl Ray in Hot Springs!
Carl Ray - what can we do for ya?
BLOW ME UP!
Nutsack, can we blow him up!?
Hell yes, we can blow him up.
KABOOOOOM!
What's on your mind Carl Ray?
John L Smith can flat out coach, is what's on my mind. Petrino, he took us to here. But John L gonna take us here. Y'all can't see me but I'm holdin' one hand higher than the other 'un. And John L is what I've assigned my hand that is higher. The one I'm indicatin' with. But y'all can't see that on account of radio.
Hell yes, Carl Ray!
I like how you tell it, Carl Ray.
Nutsack, give Carl Ray the pig whistle, too.
No, not the pig whistle!
Pig whistle!
No, not the pig whistle!
Pig whistle!
SOOOOOOOOOOOOOEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYY. TWEEEEET.
It's 15 after the hour, that's quarter after the hour, 15 more minutes to the half hour, 45 minutes to the next hour. You're here with Grimey and The Nutsack, AM 1350, the Pig Stye, we're talking Razorback football...
Grimey, do you like the Hooters establishment?
Heh heh. You know I do.
Thought you might.
I like their wings............
...and their breasts
Nutsack, you out of control!
Better blow me up, then!
KABOOOOOOOOM!
You keep that up, you gonna get the pig whistle!
No, not the pig whistle!
Pig whistle!
Nutsack, what's the best conference in college football?
Oh, you know......that 'ol Pac-12.
You plum crazy today, 'sack!
Serious, now. What if say, Southern Cal, played that SEC. I want the truth - what's their record?
1-10-1.
That good?
They tie Vandy. And get over on Mississippi State or Ole Miss.
What about those Sooners in the SEC?
0-12.
0-12?
Absolutely, 0-12. There is no question. Remember when OU played Florida for the national title? Lost 63-7. Tim Tebow slapped Bob Stoops in pre-game.
I remember clear as day. I was stunned when Tim struck him.
Tebow told him,"Bob, I'm going to clean slap you in the mouth."
Oklahoma get the pig whistle!
No, not the pig whistle!
SOOOOOOOOOOOOOEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYY. TWEEEEET.
Michigan Buckeyes?
0-8.
Wait, how 0-8?
Those boys would just quit. Wouldn't finish the season. They'd pack up and go home to Canada.
Truth hurts, Canada.
We got a caller....you're on with Grimey. Nutsack had to go for a sec.
IT IS I, SENOR SIESTA!
Well, what a pleasure. Senor Siesta.
I AM A MEXICCCCAN. I LIKE.................THE BURRO!
Well, how are you today on AM 1350, The Pig Stye, Senor Siesta?
I AM SOOOOO SLEEEEEPPPPY! I AM A MEXICCCCCAN!
You like that Hawg football?
SI, I DO! WHEN I AM NOT 'MAKING NAP WITH SOMBRERO ON MY FAAAAAACE!
Hoo hoo. This is just fantastic. Hee hee. ! I can't keep it together - Nutsack.....
Ha ha! I gotta come clean, Grimey.
It was you! All along! Senor Siesta come out every morning after the pig whistle.
Original character.
Creativity, y'all.
How you like that, SNL talent scouts?
We're killin' it in here today. And the competition is wonderin' why Grimey and The Nutsack is #1 over Petey & Porkrib and The Razor Zoo Crew?
KABOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
Y'all just got blowed up!
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True Story
Back in SWC days we were standing on the sideline in Fayetteville during pre-game.
At the far end of the stadium the Longhorn Band enters and begins to play “Texas Fight.”
Front row right behind us is a gentleman — sans shirt but resplendent in his Hog hat — he yells out.
“Oh, yeah, well at least we got a white quarterback!”
by srr50 on Jul 24, 2025 6:13 PM CDT reply actions
This was funny but I'm disturbed
I’ll admit to reading this on my phone and my eyes are somewhat suspect, but is the fat guy in the picture guilty of manscaping?
by tx2step on Jul 24, 2025 6:30 PM CDT via Android app reply actions
I think it's just a lo-res image. I can't imagine trying to watch a game next to that. It would be four hours of
Ben Stiller in “Polly.” Not gonna happen.
by WreckerTex on Jul 25, 2025 8:12 PM CDT up reply actions
Still better than Alabama sports radio
Everyone that called in began and ended their stements with “Roll Tide”. Half the comments questions were, “Are we really good or freaking good.”
"You’d think some of these Ohio St guys would wear long sleeves, instead of reminding us why they were in trouble last year."
-Rich Eisen, 2012 NFL Combine
by TexaStunna on Jul 24, 2025 6:30 PM CDT reply actions
Alabama sports radio is the best. I spent about a year in Mobile working on a couple of our rigs in for retrofits, and sports radio was my guilty pleasure. I find myself answering questions with Roll Tide and the occasional War Eagle. Of course, I do it for my own amusement, whereas the population of Alabama does it because they legitimately believe that those statements are, in fact, actual statements. I mean, I say hello, they say Roll Tide. They had this guy named Scooter that would call in every day to the radio show. He was the Mobile equivalent of Gilbert on 1560, except that they’d get Scooter’s take on Alabama football and discuss it, whereas Gilbert is more of a humorous distraction from actual sports talk. “Yes, I do think that Coach Saban is the best coach in sports. He’s got a real chance to win 10 championships in 12 years, and that would give us 76 national championships this decade.”
Funny story: I was watching the US vs. England in the World Cup at Baumhowers Wings, and a group of guys came in and wanted to watch replay Alabama football - and I think it was an Alabama vs Kentucky game. When I protested about changing the TV over to accommodate the yokels, I discovered that they didn’t know what the World Cup is.
by Yossarian Rising on Jul 25, 2025 7:26 AM CDT up reply actions
oh yeah man, Paul Finebaum on XM 91 is solid gold. Talk about a shallow gene pool!!
by SilverSpur1999 on Jul 25, 2025 11:21 AM CDT up reply actions
It don't matter PAWL!!!!!
RDT! (roll damn tide)
by jenx on Jul 25, 2025 2:37 PM CDT via iPhone app up reply actions
Fan....
…tastic.
Hook 'em! @michaelpelech10 on Twitter
by The Audit Horn on Jul 24, 2025 7:33 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
I am deeply offended
by the thought that this probably isn’t far from reality.
by BurntOrangeJuice on Jul 24, 2025 9:08 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
PAWWWL
Bear E. Lee down here callin’ from Montgomery. You hear about this station out in Hogland? They done think they’re ’riginal members of the S EE C. Grimey and the Nutsack? More like Grundle and the Buttcrack, right Pawwwl? Rolldamntide.
@jimmygards
by ColoradoAg on Jul 24, 2025 9:13 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
You forgot to add
Immahangupanlissen
by Longhorn in Canada on Jul 24, 2025 10:01 PM CDT up reply actions
NIce work.
I saw right through that Senor Siesta business the minute it started.
by Parlin on Jul 24, 2025 10:06 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Actually
After the thoughtful question Grimey asked at the SEC Media Days, I’m a little disappointed. I expected more hard-hittin’ commentary on why the SEC is the BEST DAMN CONFERENCE EVAR.
Oh, well, maybe this was an off day. Just needs more pigwhistle.
by Longhorn in Canada on Jul 24, 2025 10:06 PM CDT reply actions
I am clapping for this
But y’all can’t see that on account of radio internet.
by Longhorn in Canada on Jul 24, 2025 10:11 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
You clappin'
On account of all the learnin’ the article done ya, Canada. All that learnin’ is worth some invisible clappin’.
by uttuck on Jul 25, 2025 7:54 AM CDT up reply actions
this was great
"Slammed that hoe on the counter like I just got 35 on the domino table!!"
Sherrod Harris
by AlDe2356 on Jul 24, 2025 10:20 PM CDT reply actions
If Sirius XM really wanted to turn the corner . . .
by Cirque Du Salado on Jul 25, 2025 7:24 AM CDT reply actions
That Nutsack
is one cosmopolitan sombitch. With the way he parodied a drowsy latina, you can tell that man has traveled the globe.
by Big(g) Ern on Jul 25, 2025 8:03 AM CDT reply actions
Gotta have more Nutsack, Baby
I’ve got a fever . . . and the only preSCRIPtion, is more Nutsack.
Nothing is more real than nothing.
-- Beckett
by AKHorn on Jul 26, 2025 1:25 AM CDT up reply actions
Tee-hee...Michigan Buckeyes.
We're going to play like we're in a bad mood.
by JoeT63 on Jul 25, 2025 8:51 AM CDT reply actions
Where's Ricky Muncie?
If Ricky Muncie were up your ass eating a ham sandwich, you’d know where Ricky Muncie is!
by Ricky Muncie on Jul 25, 2025 10:03 AM CDT up reply actions
Well done
Michigan Buckeyes?
www.oreadboomkings.fantake.com
by Triston27 on Jul 25, 2025 11:01 AM CDT reply actions
wow!
Who’d like to play nutsack to someone named Grimey? Thinking this is the end of jobs for one of them because it would certainly be difficult to answer the question “what was your last job” to a future employer.
by mdhorn on Jul 25, 2025 11:19 AM CDT reply actions
Gotta hand it to them Aggies, they couldn't pick a better
cultural fit than the SEC
… which of course is an acronym for “So (we) Expects (to) Cheat”.
A&M;'s all-male cheerleaders, or "Yell Leaders", will be right at home when visiting Arkansas. It's like "Deliverance", but it's real...
by bevosteve67 on Jul 25, 2025 11:32 AM CDT reply actions
Grimey, I 'member when Tebow slapped ole Stoops
Helluva deal. It was a slap and I ‘spect Tebow got him circumcized while he was at it. A slappumcision. It’s why Stoops aint got no chin anymore. Slappumcized it right off.
by tronaldinho on Jul 25, 2025 11:39 AM CDT reply actions
Just one request...
Can we PLEASE get Grimey & Nutsack on sports talk radio here in the Metroplex??? ANYTHING to make sports talk more interesting around here!
"Where is the church? Who took the steeple? Religion's in the hands of some crazy ass people!" (The gospel according to Jimmy Buffett)
by coolhorn on Jul 25, 2025 12:23 PM CDT reply actions
1310 isn't bad
Too bad they are all sooners
by armsch on Jul 25, 2025 2:18 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Make it happen Jerry Jones!!!
"Where is the church? Who took the steeple? Religion's in the hands of some crazy ass people!" (The gospel according to Jimmy Buffett)
by coolhorn on Jul 25, 2025 12:24 PM CDT reply actions
Best name since
“”http://deadspin.com/5526419/dumb-honky-radio-guy-fired-for-doing-on-twitter-what-everyone-in-sports-talk-does-on-air" >Skippy and Goatface’s Morning Sports Holocaust"
by SP!DER on Jul 25, 2025 12:53 PM CDT reply actions
I love how
Grimey and TNS haven’t yet figured out there are now 14 teams in the SEC.
by tdwalsh on Jul 25, 2025 2:20 PM CDT reply actions
I like to whittle while I enjoy the Nutsack. With some chaw. How do you take your 1350?
There is no wrong answer. Roll Tide!
by WreckerTex on Jul 25, 2025 8:03 PM CDT reply actions
How could you?
How could you make it through this post (hilarious, by the way) without having Aggy call in and commenting on how happy they are about being in the SEC, followed by some ribbing and a pig whistle?
by jkabuldog on Jul 26, 2025 5:32 AM CDT reply actions
Something like this?
We has an Aggie caller, Grimey!
Hoo-rah! I am glad to be in the S-E-C!
Should we blow him up? Wait, hold that Grimey, he prolly had a hard time spelling SEC.
Nutsack, you got it. The Aggies went to the S-E-C so they wouldn’t have to take off their shoes whenever they talked ’bout the conference.
[both] Double Pig Whistle!
SOOOOOOEEEEY! SOOOOOOOOOOOOOEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYY. TWEEEEET!
I guess there's only one thing to do about the ACC...win the whole ****ing thing.
by seminole on Jul 26, 2025 12:52 PM CDT up reply actions
Those boys would just quit. Wouldn’t finish the season. They’d pack up and go home to Canada.
I know this is supposed to be pointing out the level of discourse on Hawg radio, but that is some funny stuff right there. I’m considering getting an AM antenna. 8^)
I guess there's only one thing to do about the ACC...win the whole ****ing thing.
by seminole on Jul 26, 2025 12:47 PM CDT reply actions
God's Country
I will never forget flying into the Fayetteville Municipal Airport on game day (back in the fat cat days of chartering King Airs) and being greeted straight of the plane by a member of the landing crew with one of those goddamn pig hats on his head saying “Welcome to Gods Country!!”
My favorite memory of all, perhaps, is turning on the radio and hearing the local station discuss the upcoming horns game. The radio hosts kept trying to get their listeners predictions on the game. The interviews were the most ridiculous radio I have ever heard. Everyone was so goddamn drunk you couldn’t understand a word, other than the occasional squeal. One guy did manage to blurt out something like “Ma Hogs 73, Fag Horns 0!!!” before what sounded like barfing. This was at 9:45 in the morning.
by thegivingsteve on Jul 26, 2025 1:40 PM CDT reply actions
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