AGGIES DECLARE WAR ON AT&T; including the actual letters A, T, &, T
I know Aggies. In real life. A majority of them are successful, have a sense of humor about themselves, and are capable of extended periods of normalcy. I know a smaller minority who are full-on Maroon conspiracists. They're fun, too. Like the husband of a former work colleague who had his Corps boots in a mounted shadowbox over their mantle and caused a scene at a company get-together when I goaded a Tech grad into saying he would carry goal posts through their living room.
Yet, the web dynamics of Aggiedom are reversed: it seems the weirder the Aggie, the more comfortable they feel holding forth. The more normal, the more they lurk. SB Nation is addressing that with our Texas A&M blog Good Bull Hunting, but meanwhile, let's observe these others, like Jane Goodall at Gombe.
Here's a choice sampling of TexAgs in a thread titled So How Many People Will Be Calling AT&T To Cancel U-verse? published right after the LHN-AT&T deal was announced. One of many such threads swirling around the Maroon internetz. I swear, I've altered nothing.
So - how many people will be calling AT&T to cancel U-verse? Let's take a sampling of responses.
Just called em. Is it an overreaction?
Well, yes. Channels don't have viewing requirements and it's at no additional cost. They didn't eliminate the Hump It Channel to add LHN. Also, logically, you should leave any provider with ESPN. They pay us, not U-verse. And ESPN has the SEC contract. What to do? BEING A GOOD AGGIE IS A VERITABLE MINE FIELD.
All Aggies with UVerse that don't follow your lead should melt their ring down.
An early appeal to Aggieness - specifically, setting specific guidelines for what is or isn't authentically Aggie -is a crucial part of Aggie social hierarchy. I've seen Aggie arguments won by someone citing their Aggie lineage and how many days they worked on Bonfire.
Doing it myself this evening. Hopefully Direct TV wont succomb to the evil empire.
An evil empire built on spelling.
Did the same and i am thinking about switching my phone carrier from AT&T too.
In fac_, I've decided _o s_op using _he le__ers in pro_es_. I go _o _exas A_M
800-288-2020, take the tech support option and complain that there is no way to block the channel. request that they open an investigation to resolution for that, if enough ppl call in there will be movement.
If enough people call, there will be a movement. Maybe a bowel movement. A&M could never successfully launch a bowl movement.
Currently on hold
That's all this dude wrote. "You guys wait here on this thread! When the AT&T girl gets on to help me, tell me what to say!"
Anyone notice one of the rotating adds at the bottom of the screen is for AT&T Uverse?
Which means TexAgs is a fake site run by Longhorns. As I've long suspected. A brilliant, decade long mind game comes to a close.
getting my folks to cancel theirs
Cuz I live at home with 'em! More meatloaf, ma!
I get my cellular service through AT&T. Told them I'd be canceling and switching to Cricket. But cricket doesn't support iPhones.
Thus, logic dictates I use my 4G as a $400 paperweight.
because none of my hard earned dollars will go into the t.u. coffers. Why don't some of you just go ahead and set up an auto-debit account to give t.u. $1 every month. How does that feel?
I just did it! IT FEELS AWFUL. Never mind that the economics don't work that way. Aggies value emotional appeal more than a Honduran televangelist.
For whoever said that the sips "won", I would hardly call it a win.
1. It was laughable and embarrassing that it took this long for 1 "major" carrier to pick it up
2. It caused the breakup of the Big 12, leaving it on life-support with lesser replacements
3. It relegated the Big 12 to "also-ran" status among the big conferences, well behind the conferences that picked up the defectors4. It made the sips a national pariah that no conference would want or take
I...just...can't.
Just pay for something you abhor.
A&M's season ticket pitch.
Funny how everyone saying we are over reacting or they are keeping their Uverse have no agtag
Pics of your agtag or it didn't happen!
I do not understand why so many whorns and some Ags are giving people a hard time about not wanting to AT&T because of whorntv. It is a free country. uverse can add whorntv and subscribers can go to another provider, so they do not have to pay for whorntv.
Right on. It's perfectly sensible to cancel a current cable provider at the cost of personal inconvenience, time, and money because they added a channel of free content. WHAT DON'T YOU PEOPLE GET?
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It's... it's beautiful.
Nothing lowers my IQ faster than trying to argue with an Aggie, I tell ya.
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by jonfmorse on Aug 31, 2025 5:26 PM CDT reply actions
I can't decide which is better.
The fact that the LHN is making moves or these sweet, delicious aggy tears. Fantastic way to start the season.
"Life is tough; it's tougher when you're stupid."
by TexasGangorDie on Aug 31, 2025 5:27 PM CDT reply actions
cannot stop laughing
at the image and its caption. Sheer genius.
by vortic on Aug 31, 2025 5:29 PM CDT reply actions
Awesome
This post could have been 20,000 words and I probably would have read the whole thing but you picked some choice excerpts.
Even in another conference, the Aggies have not stopped with the unintentional entertainment that only these maroons can deliver.
by Vasherized on Aug 31, 2025 5:31 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
Texags, the gift that keeps on giving.
by Burnt Orange Wookiee on Aug 31, 2025 5:43 PM CDT reply actions
The idea that it's a shadow Horns site is too awesome.
by Sailor Ripley on Aug 31, 2025 5:56 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
iI used to really think that
It really does explain a ton. Then I met Billy what’s-his-name and realized it’s for real after all.
by tx2step on Aug 31, 2025 6:15 PM CDT via Android app up reply actions
If only...I would die of joy if that were revealed.
by Burnt Orange Wookiee on Aug 31, 2025 7:17 PM CDT up reply actions
The greatest trick Deloss Dodds ever pulled was convincing the world that TexAgs.com was an Aggie discussion board
Final score: Texas wins, 76-37-5
by Cocky Bovine on Sep 2, 2025 9:31 AM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
Amazing Ability
These hardest core (corps) Aggies have an amazing ability to hold diametrically opposing notions in their head at the same time:
Us leaving had nothing to do with tu.
LHN destroyed the conference and drove everybody out.
We don’t care about the Big 12.
Here’s why TCU and W. Virginia are not upgrades!
Also, they are so concerned with their status among our rivals. I can’t think of another school who sweats that out about another school.
by RomaVicta on Aug 31, 2025 5:46 PM CDT reply actions
I am sending this comment
from my VERIZON phone at AT&T; headquarters in Dallas. I’ve chained myself to a satellite and am wearing a pretty cool shirt I made that reads “u-verse? more like u-curse”. Things seem to be going well with the protest and I wouldn’t count on AT&T; carrying any UT games ever.
Human Person @jimmygards
by ColoradoAg on Aug 31, 2025 5:47 PM CDT reply actions 7 recs
You're one of the good ones, ColoradoAg.
I feel like that’s what Strom Thurmond used to tell his mistress.
by Scipio Tex on Aug 31, 2025 5:49 PM CDT up reply actions
That had to be comforting to the mulatto offspring.
Human Person @jimmygards
by ColoradoAg on Aug 31, 2025 5:53 PM CDT up reply actions
Definitely one of the good ones
But still deserves ridicule for going all Aggy regarding the LHN. My personal favorite:
Someone in the Texas athletic department fucked up.
I sincerely wish him good luck with the new SBN website goodbullhunting.com
by Horncasting on Aug 31, 2025 6:44 PM CDT up reply actions
Thanks man
I still stick with my statement to a degree, but it’s Friday and football and I’ll be drinking Guinness at 6 AM tomorrow for the Irish. Best time of the year. Enjoy your game tomorrow.
Human Person @jimmygards
by ColoradoAg on Aug 31, 2025 6:51 PM CDT up reply actions
Heh the Verizon thing reminded me
some of the idiots yesterday were saying they’d switch from U-Verse to Fios since the LHN was added
Verizon Fios already has the LHN
by armsch on Aug 31, 2025 8:14 PM CDT up reply actions
NEEDZ MOAR WHOOOOOP
The Informer's favorite words are "guess what".
by Burrito Electrico on Sep 1, 2025 10:07 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Worth the money
I’ve told my ’Bama friend for the last year that the Ags are worth every penny the SEC will pay them just for the non-football entertainment value.
by b&g80; on Aug 31, 2025 5:48 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
Aggies vs. LHN
The aggs need to be worrying about the constant a$$ whooping they’re gonna take in the SEC rather than what the LHN does/doesn’t air and who /who doesn’t have access to the LHN programming! Typical red-headed step-sister mentality from the ags…….
It’s pathetic – and always has been – that they are so fixated on what we do! If they’d concentrate more on their own program rather than the programs of others they’d actually be able to compete.
I hope that all of them view the LHN’s 2011 Longhorns season recap at least once before they cancel their U-Verse subscriptions just so they have something to feel sorry for themselves about until they adopt a new conspiracy theory related to a particular adopted team from the SEC.
Looking forward to watching them develop some new “big brother” (which loosely translated means Yo Mama) in the SEC, and hopefully that will result in them removing “Good Bye to Texas University” from their fight/chant song!
They’re gonna get spanked for years to come…..but I guess they knew that (which is why they joined the SEC).
Hook Em!
by RussellHorn on Aug 31, 2025 5:49 PM CDT reply actions
BTW, The LHN programming is everything that’s been reported……..very professional, insightful and awesome video/audio….I’m impressed! Thanks U-Verse!
by RussellHorn on Aug 31, 2025 5:53 PM CDT up reply actions
Aggie English
Are this a sentence?
the LHN has been a colossal failure that ESPN had to of been regretting
Simplicity is always the secret, to a profound truth, to doing things, to writing, to painting. Life is profound in its simplicity. - Charles Bukowski
by windycityhorn on Aug 31, 2025 5:51 PM CDT reply actions
That was likely posted by an Aggie English Major!
by RussellHorn on Aug 31, 2025 5:54 PM CDT up reply actions
I daresay only an Aggie English Professor
could come up with the the following highly advanced construction:
VERB PREPOSITION PREPOSITION VERB
And in the past tense, no less! It’s the finest I’ve seen since the classic Aggie poet Henry “Old Army” Shortfellow, who wrote:
Sheep are acceptable for pleasuring except during yelling practice.
Simplicity is always the secret, to a profound truth, to doing things, to writing, to painting. Life is profound in its simplicity. - Charles Bukowski
by windycityhorn on Aug 31, 2025 6:10 PM CDT up reply actions
I've never really held much animus toward Aggy
but after the shit-fit they’ve been throwing over the last two years on Texags, it’ll be gobs of fun to watch the fallout when they get pummeled in the Ess-Eee-See…as long as brave folk like Scip will dredge through the muck for me. I can’t read Texags myself for more than thirty seconds.
by Dagga Roosta on Aug 31, 2025 5:54 PM CDT reply actions
That’s a good thing…..why would you want to? Seems to me that the gag reflex would kick in prior to the 30 second limit!!!!
by RussellHorn on Aug 31, 2025 5:57 PM CDT up reply actions
As much as I love my Horns, would you have time to watch it if that's where you were?
by Nunna Yo Bizness on Aug 31, 2025 7:44 PM CDT up reply actions
if you can't watch a game
while being on the receiving end of some quality ahem “servicing” then, my friend, you are doing something wrong.
"Football is an incredible game. Sometimes it's so incredible, it's unbelievable." - Tom Landry
by UTLawGrad on Sep 1, 2025 9:46 AM CDT up reply actions
Thats.....not a real place?
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by kriess on Sep 1, 2025 9:57 AM CDT up reply actions
no, it is

Oh, my bad.
My bad?!
Your bad don't work in my world! -Ray Lewis
by TexasGarcia37 on Sep 1, 2025 11:35 AM CDT up reply actions
This seems like the logical place to repeat a post from BON
Did you hear the one about the Aggie who missed his team’s first five games? Seems he read about the opener being rescheduled to Oct. 13 . . .
by edsp on Aug 31, 2025 6:02 PM CDT reply actions
I finally got it this time.
Not sure what that says about me.
by Nunna Yo Bizness on Aug 31, 2025 7:45 PM CDT up reply actions
Not sure what that says about me.
well, for one thing, you’ve got a great start on you agtag!!!
by Pflash on Aug 31, 2025 10:14 PM CDT up reply actions
and since by "you" I meant "your"...
it seems I do as well…
by Pflash on Aug 31, 2025 10:15 PM CDT up reply actions
Good thing they included the year (2012), otherwise he’d really be confused!
by RussellHorn on Aug 31, 2025 6:06 PM CDT reply actions
Greatness!
….. And pardon the interruption – has anyone seen the LHN pop up on their UVerse iPhone app? I am out of town and want to tape the game, but still can’t see the channel to set my DVR.
Carry on.
by A-Tex Devil on Aug 31, 2025 6:16 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
my favorite TexAg posts are from those numbskulls boasting about calling the ATT U-verse rep. and yelling for 10 minutes!
by Longhorn Here on Aug 31, 2025 6:22 PM CDT reply actions
One of the spelling mensas
Anyone notice one of the rotating adds at the bottom of the screen is for AT&T; Uverse?
Was me. I found the fact that there was an ad at the bottom of the page, for the very thing they were boycotting extremely ironic.
by Horncasting on Aug 31, 2025 6:26 PM CDT reply actions
usually, the ads you see are a result of your navigating habits. The internet knows everything about us!
by Longhorn Here on Aug 31, 2025 9:54 PM CDT up reply actions
we used to laugh our ass off on the old site when people would complain about our
“adult ads.” Uh, Google ad sense, amigo. That’s on you.
by Scipio Tex on Aug 31, 2025 10:08 PM CDT up reply actions
Always wondered why "Big Black Dongs" always popped up
Now I know my wife was on my computer before me.
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by run Bevo run on Aug 31, 2025 11:29 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah, true
but it also has a lot to do with the content of that page. Their mentioning ATT and UVerse so much is going to get them those ads (and more on the next pages they go to too). (Try researching geckos and watch how many GEICO ads you get.)
by J-M-M on Aug 31, 2025 10:11 PM CDT up reply actions
Call ATT Uverse and Thank them
I am sorry for putting this everywhere, but call them and show some love. They really appreciated my phone call.
1800 288 2020
Greg Davis... Gone!
by Crimson Fog on Aug 31, 2025 6:49 PM CDT reply actions
Advantage aggy
Since the ags joined the SEC on July 1, the ags have added two national championships to their list of accomplishments and all the Horns have added was a major carrier to their network. Advantage aggy.
by Randolph Duke on Aug 31, 2025 6:57 PM CDT via mobile reply actions 2 recs
we both managed to focus on the same one
the “winner” comment is absolutely priceless. WVU/TCU have 4 BCS appearences while aggies/Mizzou have 0.
Oh, my bad.
My bad?!
Your bad don't work in my world! -Ray Lewis
by TexasGarcia37 on Aug 31, 2025 7:44 PM CDT reply actions
The comment I liked the most
“The whole idea of the lhn was bad from the beginning. Texas doesn’t have a big enough fan base to support its own network. They have regional appeal. They aren’t Notre dame. This thing has eventual big 12 network written all over.”
I wonder how Texas manages to sell so much merchandise with such a limited fan base….
by texdent on Aug 31, 2025 9:27 PM CDT reply actions
One small step
Love that these Uverse ags are seeing the LHN before their first SEC loss.
Like we won the space race.
by Young Williams on Aug 31, 2025 10:22 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Check out the I’m Madder Thank Hell Post on TexAgs. All of them trying to out red ass each other. Priceless.
by Longhorn Here on Aug 31, 2025 10:58 PM CDT reply actions
What will all the Houston area Aggies do....
When Time Warner (not even in the Houston market) is the only provider that doesn’t carry LHN?
“Jim Bob, leave that sheep alone for a minute and come help me with this damn antenna!”
by cavie21 on Aug 31, 2025 11:15 PM CDT reply actions
evil empire ?
We’re more like Obi Wan as their attempt to rid themselves of us has made our presence stronger than ever.
by triplehorn on Aug 31, 2025 11:23 PM CDT reply actions
Just tell the Aggies
that since the huge majority of games on LHN will be us against a presumed much weaker opponent, if they cancel their subscription and we ever lose to one of these cupcakes, they won’t get to see it.
Just have them imagine if they hadn’t been able to watch us lose to Iowa State and Baylor (twice) in the last two years.
Oh yes, and as mentioned above, the money goes to ESPN and ESPN pays their conference huge amounts of money so they can just look at it as they’re subsidizing the SEC, SEC, SEC and not tu or tt&a; (or would that be t&ta;?).
by tdwalsh on Aug 31, 2025 11:25 PM CDT reply actions
Oh,
and I wonder if they’ll start calling it verse-u?
by tdwalsh on Aug 31, 2025 11:26 PM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
That is the very definition of a bon mot. Well turned.
by BEHorn on Sep 1, 2025 12:18 AM CDT up reply actions
Saw Versety's Horns Off
Human Person @jimmygards
by ColoradoAg on Sep 1, 2025 12:13 PM CDT up reply actions
Hitler LHN video
There is a video out on LHN. I cannot postit right now but you all might want to look it up for a laugh
by codaxx on Sep 1, 2025 2:00 PM CDT reply actions
Hitler was seriously not pleased to learn of Uverse pickup of LHN.
by J.R.69 on Sep 1, 2025 2:31 PM CDT reply actions
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