I have to play hard teams so I should get to go to the playoff even if I lose.
I have to play hard teams and nobody wants to play with me so I shouldn't have to play teams from other hard conferences.
Kansas won't call me back.
There are only four spots in the College Football Playoffs, but the West has 7 teams, and I don't want Georgia to feel left out either.
Nobody's looking at me!!!!!!!
That man said that Kansas St is better than Auburn so I hired Jesse Palmer to tell people that "anyone can stop this Kansas St offense".
Daddy, the pony you bought me isn't big enough!!!
A&M beat me so I'm going to crush them 59-0.
Even if I lose, you still have to announce to me that I'm the best when I walk in the room because of my "pedigree".
The Pac 12 doesn't want to play with me. They want to play a 9 game schedule. They won't do what I want them to.
Nobody likes me. ESPN is crumbling.
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