Caption Contest 3-5-12
by Sailor Ripley on Mar 5, 2026 3:10 PM CST
in Texas Longhorns and Other Football
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PrintToday's offering is inspired by LonghornScott's inspired practice reports.
It also features #tehmajor.
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Major's Big Stick
“If you can dodge a stick, then you can dodge a fumble!”
by eatmorebugs on Mar 5, 2026 3:15 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
The long, slow process of unclogging the Texas offense
by nobis60 on Mar 5, 2026 3:37 PM CST reply actions 3 recs
Idiocracy
Coming soon to your next episode of “Ow My Balls!”
"...the greatest growth occurs when the greatest number of mistakes are made consistent with survival."
Dancoff's Law - Sydney Dancoff (Theoretical Physicist)
by steveholt! on Mar 5, 2026 4:16 PM CST reply actions
Lobo FTW.
If I had a sig, this is where it would go.
by sinless1 on Mar 5, 2026 4:55 PM CST reply actions
Hey, I could have shoved this stick in worse places.
by Nunna Yo Bizness on Mar 5, 2026 5:05 PM CST reply actions
It's only Hazing when I use a cattle prod...
A&M;'s all-male cheerleaders, or "Yell Leaders", will be right at home when visiting Arkansas. It's like "Deliverance", but it's real...
by bevosteve67 on Mar 5, 2026 5:08 PM CST reply actions
This circumcision will go faster if you hold still
and stop grabbing your balls.
by Texoz on Mar 5, 2026 6:19 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
Bergeron: Hey look a quarter.
Major: It’s mine!
"He’s peeping out of his shell like a umm…what’s that animal? You know, the one that crosses so slowly across the road and then you swerve to make sure you hit it and then a car coming the other way swerves the other way and goes off a cliff? And then that night, you and your companion have the greatest sex of your lives because you’re both sharing a secret?"
by Ese-De-SA on Mar 5, 2026 6:30 PM CST reply actions
Simms has better stick strength
and would’ve forced a fumble.
by Ace Six on Mar 5, 2026 7:03 PM CST reply actions 4 recs
Very nice
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27-25 Live with it forever.
by kriess on Mar 6, 2026 12:09 AM CST up reply actions
Coach
when you visited Penn State and saw this being performed, it wasn’t a drill.
by nordberg on Mar 5, 2026 8:16 PM CST reply actions
Grab your partner
…and do-se-do, Here we go with the Cotton-Eyed Joe.
"I'd rather die while I'm living than live while I'm dead." (Jimmy Buffett)
by coolhorn on Mar 6, 2026 7:47 AM CST reply actions
Mike Tyson says,
“Have you tried biting his ear?”
by BurntOrangeJuice on Mar 6, 2026 3:02 PM CST reply actions
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