Cowherd Goes Absurd

idiots !! the bill is just sewed on backwords; just buy them new hats out of ad budget

I’m sure we can find a CEO who can answer this question for us definitively.

How does Big Ben wear his hat when he’s feeling handsy?

I, too, love dissecting an argument. It’s an invalid argument on several levels. Without even examining the truth of the underlying claims, there’s still a few missing links in the argument, i.e.: The CEO’s that dress most formally have the most success -> The most success a QB can have is to win a Super Bowl.

And if we examine each claim leading up to the conclusion individually, there are plenty of faults to be found:

1. CEOs do not wear baseball caps backwards. False
2. The "CEO" a football team is the quarterback. Dubious, how about the owner, GM, or head coach?
3. Tony Romo is the quarterback of the Dallas Cowboys. True
4. Tony Romo wears a baseball cap backwards. True

So, Cowherd has really only established that the Dallas Cowboys QB wears a baseball cap backwards. From this I can confidently state that Colin Cowherd is not blind.

I can confidently state that Colin Cowherd resembles HenryJames after a 60 day liquid diet.

I heard the same show this morning, however, I sort of agree with Collin. I don’t always agree with him, but was recently thinking what Tony needs to do to get us through the playoffs this year. I think Collin was really point to Tony’s immaturity. He had an on camera interview and he wore a baseball hat backwards. There’s no direct correlation, but Collin made a connection with something that Romo has been lacking.

During the show I was thinking about Troy Aikman and how that rule would apply to him. I never saw Troy doing funny and hilarious commercials for ESPN (which as a Cowboys fan I love). I never saw Troy partying in Mexico before a bye week in the playoffs (which as a Cowboys fan I thought was awesome because I like to party too). But all those things reflect on him as a leader.

I thought, “how do the other players see Romo?” I know they respect him, but Collin made a good point (which I don’t entirely agree with, but I can see where he’s coming from) that he sees Romo as a highly-talented screw-off. It kind of makes sense. Romo has the right skills and gameday mindset (i.e. he doesn’t let a bad play affect the next play) but he doesn’t reflect 100% of that off the field. I have no idea what his work ethic is, and I’m sure it’s extensive, but I still see where Collin is picking this up from.

and maybe next time Dez will carry Roy’s pads like he’s supposed to, then he won’t get hurt.

HOOK EM KARMA

please observe my flawless grammar usage in the first paragraph. I totally double-checked my work before turning in my homework.

I find it curious that no one remembers that Patrick Crayton dropped the game winning pass in that 2007 game. People only remember the trip to Mexico.

Romo (and Roth) looks like a doofus with his hat backwards. As a firm hater of backward/sideways ballcaps, fallen pants, and white suburban gangsta costumes, I fully endorse Cowherd’s theory. All are massive “I’m stupid” symbols.

Romo in a backwards cap should always be accompanied by the ‘Pretty Fly for a White Guy’ video:

 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nzY2Qcu5i2A&feature=player_embedded

So, Tony needs to get through the playoffs to win the Super Bowl. I agree.

- He had an on camera interview and he wore a baseball hat backwards. -

You realize that a lot of on camera interviews with players wearing no pants? It’s a locker room.

I think what you are saying is he just acts like a kid out there. You know, like Brett Favre.

“How does Big Ben wear his hat when he’s feeling handsy?”

Delightfully askew.

Really people. shit. Guess I ought to ignore the NFL films shot of Joe Montana with his 49er cap on backward warming up.,,,,maybe the numerous shots of Brees with his on backwards as well.

Tony said it best….when we are good enough we will win,

To follow up, I like Cowherd because he normally digs a little deeper and is more thought provoking but he didn’t do his homework on this one. And I get what he is referring,,,the attitude.

Cowherd is usually one of the least irritatingly stupid radio jocks. He does make a good point about Romo’s need to grow up and be a better leader. Bottom line to me is this is an agonizingly slow time of year for sports and Cowherd was reaching for something to talk about,

This is the same guy why said Durant would never make it in the NBA because he couldn’t bench press 180 pounds.

I like Cowherd for the most part but he does this type of shit all the time. He always make analogies to the business world that rarely translate as nicely as he’d like to the sports world. Absolutely nothing new….

False (black bear).

The headline of the article should read “Cowherd STAYS Absurd.”

“As a firm hater of backward/sideways ballcaps, fallen pants, and white suburban gangsta costumes, I fully endorse Cowherd’s theory. All are massive "I’m stupid" symbols.”

I’m a successful lawyer who runs his own firm. I wear a baseball cap backwards at every opportunity I get.

You give away your age and inability to think critically with massive “I’m stupd” posts such as these.

Cowherd is probably the biggest douche in sports radio, shattering Jim Rome’s longstanding douche record.

My local FM sports station recently switched from Fox Sports to ESPN and going from the Dan Patrick show to Cowherd in the morning is absolutely heartbreaking. The very first day I was listening to him he spent an hour explaining why living in Manhattan Beach is better than living in Manhattan. Every day since then has been equally tortuous. To be fair almost all the Fox afternoon guys were also annoying myopic Southern California homers who think the rest of the country gives a crap about the Lakers just like Cowherd. Dan Patrick rules though. I miss him.

This is kind of like when some ATT nitwits told Steven Jobs to wear a suit to meet with the ATT big shots.

Jobs said “we are Apple, we dont wear suits. We dont even OWN suits.”

Guess the kid will never see the big time without fitting in.

1. CEOs drive Porsches.
2. CEOs get laid.
3. Porsches get you laid.
4. I dont drive a porsche.
5. i dont get laid.

wait. we were supposed to prove this logic doesnt make sense?

So Cowherd was hung over and wanted to argue with people instead of doing a real show.

Romo had on camera interview during the hall of fame game - WITH HIS CAP ON STRAIGHT.

Super Bowl here we come!!!

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