Ricky Seals-Jones Announcement

by Sailor Ripley on Feb 22, 2026 12:20 PM CST

Looks like announcement will go down around 1:30 pm CST at Sealy High School.

Video at the 'Cosm.

Live thread on BON.

Hopefully, celebration here.

Jake Raulerson is clearly a great first commit.

@RickySealsJones twitter.com/JakeRaulerson5…
— Jake Raulerson (@JakeRaulerson55) February 22, 2026

We'll get that apostrophe moved around in no time.

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Raulerson's guerilla marketing strategy will be studied in Silicon Valley for generations

by Scipio Tex on Feb 22, 2026 12:28 PM CST reply actions

As would my gorilla marketing strategy...

…if I could ever get the Customs Department to stop seizing the enormous, silverback gorilla-sized crates I’ve been flying in from the Congo.

Robots are everywhere, and they eat old people's medicine for fuel.

by BrickHorn on Feb 22, 2026 1:21 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs

Dude

This is a very serious matter here.

Follow @BarkingCarnival

by Sailor Ripley on Feb 22, 2026 1:27 PM CST up reply actions

Smuggling endangered species into the country for sale via invition-only viewings of on-line streaming infomercials IS a very serious matter. To my knowledge, no one has ever used that marketing strategy before, much less to sell gorillas direct to the gorilla-consuming public.

Robots are everywhere, and they eat old people's medicine for fuel.

by BrickHorn on Feb 22, 2026 1:37 PM CST up reply actions

The benefit here...

is the savings you can pass on to the consumer. I’m unaware of any market where one can purchase a gorilla direct from the gorilla harvester. I feel like you’ve just changed the gorilla game for good.

by Yossarian Rising on Feb 22, 2026 1:48 PM CST up reply actions