In recent news of Aggy ineptitude...

Bill Byrne is shown the screen door. IIRC he was in Europe when the Aggie brain trust was making their goo goo eyes at the SEC. Most rumors indicate he may not have been 110% behind the move, and he’s had a spotty relationship with the alumnae - remember him challenging a fellow Aggie to some after work fisticuffs about a year or two ago?

But to replace him with the Prince of Recruiting Darkness, Jackie Sherrell? Even Aggies aren’t that dumb.

Scipio’s article about North Carolina showing their complete disregard for the rules by hiring John Blake.

Hiring Jackie Sherrill will be confirmation that Aggie has no intent of playing by even the abridged version of the rules that the SEC follows.

I like that it actually made the ESPN main page as well. And local TV news. Don’t forget that Texas is also not on the map on that shirt.

I want, I want. Just so I have a mic drop for every aggie that argues with me. Oh yeah, well you did this.

aggie sighs

Aggie: Yeah, that’s dumb. You win

Me: Your tears taste delicious.

If need be I will fight a Haitian refugee for it….They’re wiley, and I have no real counter to his “starving and melting in the hot sun technique” so I will target the women, and use my patented (well, patent pending) headbutt to the ovaries technique.

Legal-eeeeez:
In the previous sentence, by my I meant Maddox’s.

you support terrorism, and Aggies win.

As long as the agroids don’t kill anyone else with their ineptitude, just leave them alone and let them continue to wallow in their own feces.

unintentional self-satire.

…Byrne is blameless for the SEC move line. Yes, he was against the move, but he created the environment where it could happen.

Dodds has been AD since 1982. He got along fine with Ag ADs Sherrill (even hired his daughter once), Crow and Goff. Byrne is the only Ag AD with a hatred for Texas so great that he was incapable of any cooperation, even on topics of mutual interest (as opposed to Crow, for example, who toured UT facilities with Ag regents, to show them how they were falling behind).

The Ags had a problem- finances. Dodds offered them a solution- partial ownership of a third tier rights network. It would have increased their exposure and given them the separation they needed from schools like OSU and TT. He didn’t have the (small amount of) money to participate, and he didn’t want to work with Texas, so he said, “No”. Then, when UT developed it, he went ballistic, trying everything he could to bring it down, and marshalling the Ags against it. By that point, the Ags’ leaders truly believed they had no shared interests with Texas, leading them to leave the conference. I honestly believe if a real grownup had been Ag AD since 2003, this wouldn’t have happened.

bought her charts from an Aggie cartographer.

http://www.sbnation.com/ncaa-football/2012/4/19/2959820/texas-am-shirt-sec-states-aggieland-outfitters#storyjump

My favorite: “Keep College Station Normal.”

If you follow the link to the store, you’ll also find such gems as “Keep It Classy College Station” and “BTHO Voldemort.”