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2011 was a disappointment for Dallas fans. With any luck, though, it may prove to be a step forward for the franchise if it marked the death knell for Jerry’s ‘stars and scrubs’ approach to roster construction. The Cowboys didn’t lose because their stars didn’t shine quite bright enough – they lost because they were held hostage on both sides of the ball by non-NFL caliber play at spots like center and cornerback, abetted by an anemic late-game/late-season pass rush. The Cowboys’ off-season moves thus far (outside of the high-dollar but highly necessary signing of Brandon Carr) seem to have been designed to bring in an array of at least competent, mid-range players to fill in for the guys who had no business whatsoever setting foot on a field in 2011. Now, can the guys they’ve chosen ACHIEVE a competent, mid-range level of play in line with their contracts?

Read on.

Brandon Carr (CB, KC – 5 years, $50.1 million) – There was no question as to Dallas’ #1 free-agent target, and I think they made the right call. Carr, a former 5th-round pick by the Chiefs, got better every year in Kansas City and was probably just a notch below the league’s truly elite corners in 2011. He brings size, speed and playmaking ability to the table, and at 26 is a reasonable bet to provide quality play through the life of his contract. As to the big numbers attached to that contract…well, ideally you never get yourself into a spot where you have to fill a gaping need at a premium position through free agency, because it ain’t cheap. But if you ARE in that spot you’d best pony up and act decisively, and it looks the Dallas at least made a good decision on who to bury under a mountain of Jerry’s cash.

Nate Livings (G, CIN – 5 years, $19 million) – OK, here’s a move I wasn’t wild about. Livings is the kind of big and (relatively) athletic body that the Cowboys covet on the OL, but he hasn’t put together much in the way of consistency during his last few seasons in Cincinnati. ProFootballFocus.com certainly didn’t think much of Livings’ last couple of seasons, and in some limited film review he showed an alarming tendency to lunge and miss his blocks both in-line and on the second level. Maybe he’ll step it up in Dallas, but I’m not terribly optimistic. The real disappointment is that for just $1 million more a season, Dallas could have made a run at a vastly superior player in the Eagles’ Evan Mathis and delivered a groin punch to a division rival at the same time.

Dan Connor (LB, CAR – 2 years, $6.5 million) – The positive spin on this move – it’s a non-exorbitant price to pay to bring in a player of reasonable quality with good tread on his tires to establish a 3-man rotation at the high-contact position of middle linebacker. The negative spin – it’s an admission that Dallas bricked the second-round selection of another high athlete/no instinct ILB in Bruce Carter a mere two seasons after squandering a third-rounder on a similarly-profiled Jason Williams. I’m gonna cling to hope here, but if we’re not seeing a lot of Carter in nickel situations by Week 5 or so then it’s time to get very nervous about his future.

MacKenzy Bernadeau (G, CAR – 4 years, $11 million) – Bernadeau has shown some good things on tape in the league, but Carolina sent him to the bench late in 2010 when the offense was struggling and he never made it back into the staff’s good graces. He’s a reasonable dice-roll for depth at that price, and he could give the Cowboys some flexibility if they decide to go in a non-DeCastro direction on Thursday night. If he could morph into a competent center, that’d be even better.

Brodney Pool (S, NYJ – 1 year, $1.2 million) – After the Carr signing (and of course the cutting of Terence Newman) this is my favorite move of the off-season. Pool is a guy that has demonstrated good range and the ability to be a capable centerfield guy – just the kind of guy that Dallas has been lacking at the back of the defense for a looooooong damn time. He’s not going to bring Ed Reed-style playmaking to the party, but he’ll keep havoc from breaking out in the deep middle – he allowed no TDs and no catches of over 30 yards during the course of 1100+ snaps the last two seasons. It may be a bad sign that he didn’t get more run last year while the Jets’ Eric Smith was busy ruining things for white DBs everywhere, but I’m going to assume he just failed to smack a 260-lb fullback/fully appreciate the antics of Curly Howard/curse with sufficient frequency or anything else that would land you in Rex Ryan’s doghouse.

Kyle Orton (QB, KC – 3 years, $10.5 million) – I had hoped the Cowboys could land the competent Shaun Hill of the Lions as their backup after the ancient Jon Kitna hung ‘em up this offseason. They look to have done even better in landing Orton, a guy who is probably better than at least 5 guys who’ll be taking snaps in Week One. He’ll give the Cowboys a chance to go .500-ish should Romo miss a 3-4 game stretch, and that’s all you can ask from a backup. Too bad Stephen McGee didn’t mature to at least lock down this role, but unfortunately he is just as goddamn awful as every single game tape from his A&M career would suggest.

Lawrence Vickers (FB, HOU – 2 years, $2.4 million) – The going rate for a fullback, I guess. You’d think any blocking surface from a run game as accomplished as Houston’s would be a good add, but I can’t find too many Texans fans who seem to be lamenting his departure.

With all those moves in the books, here’s my read on the Cowboys’ remaining holes, in order of their ability to keep us out of the playoffs:

1) Interior OL – Center is an absolute crying need if no one currently on the roster can take the job from Costa, but I’m not terribly sanguine on our guard prospects if Livings and Bernadeau are currently penciled in as starters.


2) Pass Rush – I’m agnostic as to whether it comes from end, nose tackle, linebacker, safety blitzes or a sneak attack from the damned parabolic mike guy, but Dallas MUST bring the heat harder than they were able in the second half of last season. Maybe a full offseason plus a more competent secondary will let Dallas manufacture more pressure through some madcap Rob Ryan blitzitude, but the Cowboys HAVE to get more guys consistently beating one on one blocks.


3) Safety – I think we’re reasonably competent back there with Sensi, Pool and Church, but the nature of the NFL’s spread-out passing attacks demand more than mere competence. Dallas has also suffered from a dire paucity of turnovers, and a real playmaker here could help turn things around in that regard.


Most every other spot on the roster could use at least some degree of upgrade or enhanced depth, but if the first 3-4 rounds yield three players who can contribute meaningfully at those spots then the Cowboys will have done very well for themselves.

With that out of the way, let’s take a look at what Jerry and company might get up to in the 2012 Draft:

ROUND ONE


I think the Cowboys’ realistic targets at #14 are, in order of preference:

David DeCastro (G, Stanford)

Dre Kirkpatrick (CB, Alabama)

Mark Barron (S, Alabama)

Melvin Ingram (OLB, South Carolina)

Quinton Coples (DE, North Carolina)

Michael Brockers (DT, LSU)

Dontari Poe (DT, Memphis)

There’s an argument to be made for each. DeCastro – a can’t miss guard prospect that could provide a hellacious tandem next to wunderkind LT Tyron Smith for the next decade. Ingram – the draft’s best pass rushing 3-4 OLB who could finally provide a true bookend for DeMarcus Ware. Kirkpatrick – a big-time (and just plain big) corner to further solidify the secondary and provide free-agency insurance for Mike Jenkins. Coples – a potential pass-rushing terror from a 3-4 end spot. Brockers – a possible two-way terror in the mold of future Hall of Famer Richard Seymour (who absconded with Bill Belichick’s defensive ‘genius’ when he departed for Oakland). Barron – a heady and hard-hitting safety that could help put the clamps on the league’s new generation of terrifying tight ends. Poe – the unheard-of physical specimen who could become an unblockable force should his game catch up to his size/speed/strength numbers.

So, what to do? Draftniks and pundits never fail to chant the ‘best player available’ mantra at this time of year, but most every team is looking to land the best player available at a position of need. Everyone listed above would help fill a moderate-to-severe deficiency for Dallas (and the fact that only one of the seven plays on the offensive side of the ball speaks loudly to where this team’s problems lie). Projections, ceilings and risk/reward all come into play, but another factor is often the depth of the draft at a whole at certain positions. If your board contains five quality defensive tackles and only one quality cornerback when your spot rolls around, it can make a lot of sense to grab the scarce position right away and trust to depth to ensure the availability of a solid tackle in the next round.

With all that said, I’m calling DeCastro to Dallas. I like the pick because I have great faith in their ability to screw up just about any other OL selection (even in a relatively guard-rich draft) and because DeCastro feels like the safest choice the ‘Boys could make.

ROUND TWO


Assuming the Cowboys grab DeCastro in Round 1, it’s time to give the defense some attention. Their biggest areas of need are pass rush (either from a down lineman or outside backer), a centerfield free safety and an edge rusher at OLB to complement and eventually succeed ‘Almost’ Anthony Spencer. Some names I’d like to see the Cowboys consider in this range include:

Billy Winn (DT/DE, Boise St.) – A 6’4", 295 pound Engergizer Bunny with a relentless motor and the ability to use his hands well to shock blockers as well as shed and penetrate into the backfield.

Bruce Irvin (3-4 OLB, West Virginia) – A potential terror off the edge who normally played with his hand on the ground at WVU. Concerns about his ability to drop/play in space and some character issues have made some folks talk about him as a third rounder, but his ability to bring the heat will mean someone calling his name in Round Two.

Alameda Ta’Amu (NT, Washington) – Acquire a penetrating 3-4 end another way by grabbing a classic NT and sliding Ratliff over a spot. Ta’Amu is carved from granite and can stand strong against the double team in the middle, something Ratliff has struggled to accomplish over the last couple of years.

Trumaine Johnson (CB, Montana) - A tall corner with great leaping ability who’s good at both pressing/re-routing receivers and making breaks in zone coverage. The level of competition is a bit of a question mark, but in theory the Cowboys could bring him along slowly and have some insurance should Mike Jenkins command too rich a deal in the 2013 offseason.

ROUND THREE


This may be the last chance to grab a starting-caliber player who could potentially upgrade the center or safety positions for 2012. I’m thinking about LSU’s Brandon Taylor or Boise State’s George Iloka at safety or Baylor’s Philip Blake at the center spot.

ROUNDS FOUR/FIVE


A couple of guys that intrigue me on the offensive side of the ball here are Temple’s Evan Rodriguez and OU’s Ryan Broyles. Rodriguez is a Swiss Army Knife TE/H-Back/FB combo who would really seem to fit the way that Jason Garrett likes to be multiple in his alignments with guys like Witten and John Phillips. Broyles needs no introduction to most on this board, and the fact that he was able to rip off some 40 times in the low 4.6 range less than 6 months out from ACL surgery tells me he’s progressing nicely and could be productive in a slot role as soon as the second half of this season. If Kheeston Randall is on the board in the fourth, the Cowboys could do a lot worse than adding him for depth at 3-4 end.

ROUNDS SIX/SEVEN


Let’s be honest – we’re throwing darts at this stage. My biggest hope for these selections is for the Cowboys to land some guys who can make an immediate impact on special teams. A legit return man would be nice, but even some willing tacklers would make a nice departure from the sub-standard efforts we’ve seen too much of in the coverage and return games.

That’s a glimpse at what may be in store for the Silver and Blue over the next few days. Work, real estate and an array of other issues have beset me like a malevolent street gang, so it’ll be tomorrow before I can put up some quick Texans thoughts and the official mock. Look for it tomorrow, and make sure to stop by for some live blog hijinks as the draft kicks off tomorrow night.

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I gotta disagree with priority order

To me, even after free agency, the biggest need is still at CB.

Watching the Cowboys last season, it really seemed to me that the problem with the pash rush wasn’t a lack of pass rushers (Demarcus Ware is on the field after all) especially since Ryan loves the blitz, its that no matter how hard the pass rush was coming or where it was coming from, someone was always open.

Simply impossible to rush a good NFL QB if a WR is open everywhere the QB looks. But you make him hold on to the ball for just an extra beat, and either Ware or the blitz will get there.

Jenkins is always missing games due to injury, and I’d rather look to nickel with a CB than a safety. Kirkpatrick seems to fit the bill as a big CB who can play nickel, and be called upon when Jenkins is missing games or plays

1) Corner

2) Best available Safety or Interior OL, whichever of the two highest on the draft board is available.

by CMDR on Apr 25, 2025 7:30 PM CDT reply actions  

agreed on coverage

If you can’t cover and disguise your coverage then the better QB’s will get the ball out before even Ware can get there. Especially QB’s in the more open, spread offenses.

by Nickel Rover on Apr 25, 2025 9:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

which is why

Diaz is going to make Big 12 QB’s hate football this year.

by Nickel Rover on Apr 25, 2025 9:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

I agree that it can be a chicken and egg type deal with rush vs coverage

My take is that the Cowboys have taken a huge step already this offseason in addressing coverage woes by jettisoning Newman (and his backup, the utterly incompetent Alan Ball) and adding a legit high-end cover man in Carr plus a reasonably competent center field sefety in Pool. A further influx of talent in the secondary is ALWAYS welcome, but at the moment the position seems to be fairly stabilized.

The situation on the interior OL is, at the moment, woeful. With Kosier gone and Holland apparently gone, right now you’re looking at starting a likely below-average guy in Livings, a possibly backup-caliber guy in Bernadeau and one of the two or three worst centers in the league in Costa. That there is baaaaad ju-ju and will completely befoul our run game and get Romo knocked out by midseason.

While the secondary was pretty damn bad last year, the pass rush DID fall off considerably in the second half of the year. The blitzes fell off and we seemed to have just ONE guy in Ware who could consistently beat single blocking - the game where Eli threw 50 balls and got HIT just twice behind a poor OL was the nadir in this regard.

With all that said, should CB Stephon Gilmore fall to #14 or Fletcher Cox get anywhere close to trade-up range all bets are off. But if the draft unfolds the way I think it will, Dallas can grab a can’t miss prospect at a position of major need in the middle of the round and that’s an approach I’ll go for just about every time.

by nobis60 on Apr 26, 2025 7:17 AM CDT up reply actions  

makes sense to me

Up here in Dallas ol’ Norm Hitzges was noting that the Cowboys only have 3 corners on the payroll currently, might want to grab some more of those in the 2nd and subsequent rounds after grabbing Decastro or whomever. The more versatile the better, I should think, although the Ryan brothers seem to require lockdown guys to achieve peak performance.

by Nickel Rover on Apr 26, 2025 7:55 AM CDT up reply actions  

There should be some CB value in the second/third rounds

In addition to Trumaine Johnson I think some guys like OU’s Fleming and Boykin out of Georgia could be intriguing selections, and if Janoris Jenkins falls anywhere past the first few picks in the second round his talent probably makes it worth the risk. Guys like Jayron Hosley, Josh Norman, Casey Hayward and Trevin Wade could also be good values in the 3rd.

by nobis60 on Apr 26, 2025 10:32 AM CDT up reply actions  

I hear you, I just still don't trust Jenkins.

I’m of the philosophy that in a pinch you can manufacture a pass rush, but you can never manufacture coverage.

Getting Ratliff back into a slasher role could be the one move that improves the rush enough to make a difference.

That, and the drop-off from a high to mid round guard is typically a lot less steep than it is for the secondary.

by CMDR on Apr 26, 2025 9:07 AM CDT up reply actions  

All fair points

Jenkins at the top of his game is one of the best corners in the league at defending the deep ball, but he’s certainly shown a very high beta thusfar in addition to a frustrating tendency to get nicked up. You could make a pretty decent argument for Kirkpatrick at #14 - I’ve got some worries about his quicks and top-end speed but his size and physicality likely keep him from just busting out and open the possibility of a conversion to free safety now or in the future.

I think there will be some very solid guards in the early-mid second round (Silatolu, Brooks, and it’s possible even Zeitler could drop there) but Dallas’ inability to evaluate OL scares the hell out of me and makes me yearn for the can’t-miss selection. Elite corner #1 and above average/occasional Pro Bowl guard at #2 would be a great value haul, but I don’t know if the players and drafting acumen line up to pull that off.

by nobis60 on Apr 26, 2025 10:21 AM CDT up reply actions  

"drafting acumen" is definitely the wild card

I guess there are two ways to look at the situation: Ideal draft, and ideal Jerry Jones draft.

by CMDR on Apr 26, 2025 10:41 AM CDT up reply actions  

I trust JG

Just look at how the drafts have improved since he became head coach. I expect a good solid draft this weekend.

Oh, my bad.
My bad?!
Your bad don't work in my world! -Ray Lewis

by TexasGarcia37 on Apr 25, 2025 8:27 PM CDT reply actions  

1 yr contract for Pool?

My guess It’s Barron.
Course, De Castro is option 2.
And how far does Janoris Jenkins fall due to character issues?

"Casa de mi Padre" which is Spanish for the vagina of the sun

by Ese-De-SA on Apr 25, 2025 11:23 PM CDT reply actions  

Most of the buzz on Jenkins seems to be early 2nd due to character

Though the Pats with two first rounders or the Lions are two possible first-round landing spots.

I think Barron is a possibility, but most of what I hear is that DeCastro is a little higher on Dallas’ board. There is a ton of smoke on Barron going even before the Cowboys pick at this point. I’m coming around on the idea that he could be worth it - the air show explosion in the league isn’t just happening 40 yards downfield but in the seams and flats as well, and maybe Barron could be a valuable eraser there. If he could be the NFL version of what Vaccaro will be this year for Texas then I’m in, but I’m still just not sold enough on his overall coverage ability to drop #14 on him.

by nobis60 on Apr 26, 2025 7:24 AM CDT up reply actions  

is covering the flats and seams

really that difficult? Our concern this year at Texas is in whether or not Edmond, a 260 pound man, can handle those tasks. For a guy to do it in the NFL is worth a top 15 pick?
It doesn’t make any sense. If you draft Barron to cover tight ends and play the run near the box it’s like you’re drafting a small, fast linebacker. Those are hard to come by? Some of these descriptions of Barron’s value make me think Shaun Lewis should have declared.

I think he’s great at what he does I just see so little value in his skillset.

by Nickel Rover on Apr 26, 2025 8:03 AM CDT up reply actions  

I'm pretty much in agreement with you

I’m trying to figure out the case for all the smoke now surrounding Barron as a likely top-13 selection and that’s about all I can figure. Maybe some teams are projecting better deep coverage ability or the ability to blanket a slot guy, but it HAS to be a projection because I don’t think it’s there on film.

by nobis60 on Apr 26, 2025 10:23 AM CDT up reply actions  

My guess:

SEC! safety who’s one of the best players on one of the best defenses, THUS, he must be a future NFL star.
I think he’s really good he just has a skillset that’s no longer in great demand. If he can be Patrick Chung that’s his approximate upside, imo.
SS against non-spread teams and linebacker in nickel/dime sets. For the previous situations I’d be worried about him getting isolated against vertical threats and for the nickel/dime stuff does he offer anything as a blitzer? Probably he does, I just haven’t seen him do it in the coupla games I’ve seen.

by Nickel Rover on Apr 26, 2025 10:56 AM CDT up reply actions  

I still can't fathom why we discuss the Cowboys on a Longhorns blog

Bad enough that Jones is an Arky-bum, but once he hired Switzer, they were dead to me. I cannot reconcile the two. Nope, sorry, never gonna happen.

by horneye on Apr 26, 2025 8:15 AM CDT reply actions  

Is this your blog?

No? Make your own and discuss what you want to there.

by danielt on Apr 26, 2025 11:26 AM CDT up reply actions  

+1

Watch out, I bite.

by EddieTheAlbinoSquirrel on Apr 27, 2025 8:45 AM CDT up reply actions  

Eddie, are you with me or agin me?

From the placement, it looks like a show of support, but one never knows. After that rhetorician danielt’s response, I just can’t tell.

by horneye on Apr 27, 2025 2:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

he and I are with you

let’s talk about the UT depth chart again, screw the draft. What did everyone think of our walk-on DL in the spring game?

by Nickel Rover on Apr 27, 2025 3:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

"How secure do YOU feel about the Cowboys in 2012?"
I do, and, uh, it is.</Fake Jerrah>

Robots are everywhere, and they eat old people's medicine for fuel.

by BrickHorn on Apr 26, 2025 8:23 AM CDT reply actions  

Fake Jerry is the best

I don’t know if they’ll ever reach the heights they achieved with the Fake Jerry/Fake Wade combo.

Fake Jerry: Wade, pick up the phone!

Fake Wade: Which end do I look into?

Fake Jerry: Well, it’s a telephone, Wade, so you don’t look into anything. But the part with the cord is the talky part.

by nobis60 on Apr 26, 2025 10:25 AM CDT up reply actions  

I love Fake Jerry

But Fake Nolan is my personal favorite. Pelts, homeless guy in the dugout, and snow monkeys.

Robots are everywhere, and they eat old people's medicine for fuel.

by BrickHorn on Apr 26, 2025 11:52 AM CDT reply actions  

Great write-up

Good summation of the Cowboys mediocrity. While journalists and a lot of former players reduce the game to “Playmakers making plays” and “their stars vs our stars” the real difference in Dallas over the last few years has been the Cowboys starting 3-4 guys on their 22 who don’t belong in the NFL. That’s the price of botching draft after draft. And our depth is shit. Dallas has more than their share of 8s and 9s, but they’re starting next to 2s and 3s. A team like Baltimore doesn’t have a guy under a 6 out there. That matters.

Carr has to show he can play left corner, which is no guarantee. Love the addition of Orton, but the inability to address the interior OL or to allow us to reshuffle the defense appropriately left me cold.

I really like DeCastro and Melvin Ingram and I’d actually be encouraged that Jerry is starting to get it if he holds at 14 or he even trades down to get more late 1st/2nd round picks. Our issue isn’t star power - it’s quality across the board. That’s what the 2nd and 3rd rounds are for.

If we trade up to grab Barron (likely paying a premium) after signing Brodney Pool in the offseason, nothing has changed in Dallas. Same dumb shit.

by Scipio Tex on Apr 26, 2025 12:52 PM CDT reply actions  

I need to move out of Big D

before I have children, I don’t want them at the mercy of Jerry Jones if they grow up as Cowboys fans.

by Nickel Rover on Apr 26, 2025 12:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ingram was my original first round target when I did my 'Fixing the Cowboys' piece

I think he’d be a great fit opposite Ware and could give you some real versatility rushing from various spots and alignments in Ryan’s chaos defense.

A guy who claims to have an in with somebody in the Cowboys front office makes some interesting claims:

- Stephen has quietly taken quite a few of the reins from Jerry over the last couple of seasons in terms of drafting and personnel selection
- The Cowboys like Barron, but they like DeCastro and Cox more and the most likely scenario is sitting still and taking DeCastro at 14
- There have been some talks with teams like the Chargers and Patriots about trading down but as of now nothing is imminent
- The only players Dallas might move up for are Cox and Claiborne, but only if they were available around Pick #10 or so (which is probably unlikely)

by nobis60 on Apr 26, 2025 1:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

We'll see tonight.

If things don’t work out perfectly, I blame you.

by Scipio Tex on Apr 26, 2025 1:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

Who would

the Pats trade up for?

by Nickel Rover on Apr 26, 2025 2:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

One hot rumor is Chandler Jones out of Syracuse

Barron, Brockers and Gilmore have been rumored as well.

by nobis60 on Apr 26, 2025 2:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

real interested to see what they do

I’m betting they grab a corner unless they like Ras-i-dowling more than we saw last year. I like Upshaw for them in one of their picks but I can see them moving up to get a difference-making DL, fits within their MO.

by Nickel Rover on Apr 26, 2025 3:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

They may be counting on a bounce-back from McCourty and improvement from Dowling

But I still have them rolling the dice on Janoris Jenkins early in the 2nd.

by nobis60 on Apr 26, 2025 3:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm expecting

McCourty to stay at FS. Jenkins or another corner makes sense to me. I bet they go DL or OL in the 1st round if they don’t like any of the corners enough. Maybe regardless.
They’re already the favorites in the AFC east, they can afford to draft for the future.

by Nickel Rover on Apr 26, 2025 3:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

Would hope that one of these

are available at 14. My choice for the Cowboys would come from
1. Cox
2. DeCastro
3. Gilmore
4. Barron

by lonesome devil on Apr 26, 2025 2:15 PM CDT reply actions  

Just finishged watching the malevolent street gang
Amazing dancefight with the older brother from Mr. Belvedere. This is from an ABC after school special called “Ace Hits the Big Time.” Apparently Ace moved into a neighborhood where a really gay gang runs the streets and want to steal his purple socks. The song is HILLARIOUS.

Holy shit.

by Sailor Ripley on Apr 26, 2025 2:19 PM CDT reply actions  


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