THE OLD MAN AND THE 'D'
THE MACK ADAMS STORIES, VOLUME 6: THE OLD MAN AND THE 'D'
Mack leaned back into the sun the way that old men do when they want their faces to be warm. They had sat in the plaza all morning as they thought about football without talking. Sometimes it was good not to talk, even about football.
"The bear will be up now," Manny said finally. "The sun will feel good on his fur and he will get up to eat."
Mack nodded. His friend talked this way sometimes.
"What bear?" he asked.
"The bear at the zoo, Mack. Bryan took the players to the zoo this morning to talk to the bear."
Mack's hand was steady and strong as he reached for the galletas de animalitos. You could sip sweet drinks a long time and not have things go bad if you knew how to do it.
Manny said, "He wants them to talk to the bear to learn the secret of the Baylors."
The old man thought about the bear and about the secret of the Baylors. He sat quietly for a long time thinking about this.
"It's good for the players to try new things, Manny."
Manny did not like new things as much as Bryan did.
"I believe a man when he hits a man should hit him so hard that he never wants to stand up again. This is not new, Mack." Manny got angry when he thought about defense. He took a drink of his Doctor Pepper to take away the anger. It tasted sweet and cold but he was still angry.
"Bryan will have the players ready, Manny."
Manny thought about his friend. They talked through the holes that Will had punched in the wall before he left. So Manny spoke carefully.
"It is difficult to hit another man as hard as you want to hit him when he is dancing, Mack."
Mack agreed. "It will be good for them to be in motion."
"But they are singing, too, Mack."
"It is good for the players to be happy, Manny."
"Yes, Mack. But he has them singing the plays. They dance before the snap and they sing the signals to each other."
Mack thought about this as he sipped his dark sweet drink.
"Mack, where is the honor hitting a quarterback when he sings 'Some enchanted evening', and the receivers say 'you may see a stranger'? Where is the dignity in that?" Manny took a long drink. "How can you tackle a man when you are thinking of South Pacific?"
Mack remembered the great Ezio Pinza. "It has always been a good song," he said.
"I know that, Mack. And I respect it. But when an offense runs a play named 'Surrey with the fringe on top' it is not easy for a man to think."
Mack nodded. "What does the Major think about that play, Manny?"
"He says it will be good for Oklahoma."
Mack thought about Oklahoma. "We do not need to worry, Manny. When luck comes, Bryan and the Major will be ready."
They sat together and drank as the sun rose in the sky. Soon tourists would fill the plaza and so would the dark birds who make their hard cries echo from under the tables as they eat French fries. But their friends would join them and then they would talk about things until there was no more to say. It was good to have another season, Mack thought. Together they would make the football good again. Tonight he would sleep and dream of the bear.
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Welcome back, old friend.
I too miss Will but I like this Manny fellow
by Sailor Ripley on Aug 19, 2025 12:09 AM CDT reply actions
Nice.
Here’s hoping it will be good for Oklahoma, and that the chicks and ducks and geese all scurry before the bear.
by Flipteach on Aug 19, 2025 12:25 AM CDT reply actions
Football season
is officially on. Welcome back Parlin.
by Dagga Roosta on Aug 19, 2025 1:34 AM CDT reply actions
Yes
yes yes yes yes yes.
I’ve waited a long time for this. Thanks Parlin, your posts make the football good.
Horizontalism is its own reward
by TexasTopHand on Aug 19, 2025 1:57 AM CDT reply actions
i subscribe to the notion that a team, especially the defense, should be pissed off
angry players make for a passionate team. a passionate team makes for a dedicated team. dedication leads to acheivement and success.
this defense is pissed and the sorry fucker on the other side of the line of scrimmage better hope he’s not the target.
If You See Kay, Oh You
by texfan23 on Aug 19, 2025 9:19 AM CDT reply actions
Texfan23
You’re new around here aren’t you? Welcome.
You can charge that to the game!
by T1climb1 on Aug 19, 2025 9:38 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
no. not exactly. ive been visiting the intertrons since about 1997.
If You See Kay, Oh You
by texfan23 on Aug 19, 2025 11:48 AM CDT up reply actions
Awesome !!!
The tourist should not feed the dark birds french fries. French fries aren’t meant for dark birds.
by LagunaMadre on Aug 19, 2025 10:57 AM CDT reply actions
Dark birds
French fries will cause the dark birds cholesterol problems, make them fat, so it is hard to escape the cat. The offense won’t sing then, which will make Manny happy, and cause Harsinwhite much grief. The rest of us? We will drink dark drinks and think of Mack.
"Where is the church? Who took the steeple? Religion's in the hands of some crazy ass people!" (The gospel according to Jimmy Buffett)
by coolhorn on Aug 19, 2025 11:18 AM CDT reply actions
"What bear?"
There is genius there and elsewhere. Bravo!
by RomaVicta on Aug 19, 2025 3:24 PM CDT reply actions
Thanks Parlin
The clouds frowned as the mules stumbled in the quay.
by panhandle2 on Aug 19, 2025 5:46 PM CDT reply actions
I can't wait for "Hills Like White Linebackers"
by The General on Aug 19, 2025 6:17 PM CDT reply actions
or "Pylons in the Stream"
Parlin,
You are a badass.
by The General on Aug 19, 2025 6:18 PM CDT reply actions
I'm waiting for "The Run Also Rises"
about the development of the offense.
Horizontalism is its own reward
by TexasTopHand on Aug 20, 2025 11:37 AM CDT up reply actions
I particularly liked the throwaway galletas de animalitos
Now who does Bryan talk to learn the secret of the golf pricks?
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by jc25 on Aug 20, 2025 7:58 AM CDT reply actions
So good.
Great work as always, Parlin!
Robots are everywhere, and they eat old people's medicine for fuel.
by BrickHorn on Aug 20, 2025 8:20 AM CDT reply actions
Gem-like prose
The “Mack Adams” series continues to shine.
by BEHorn on Aug 20, 2025 10:08 AM CDT reply actions
Texas State Fair
Delightful song has been known to disrupt the goiter/golf prick’s more hateful side. His playful and whimsical side will then take over. The GREAT VENGENCE will commence between “Oh What a Beautiful Mornin” and “All Er Nuthin”. For the rest of the tunes, we may get to have our backups in. Mudhole in OU’s ass - 2012. Mark it, dude!
by jkabuldog on Aug 20, 2025 12:30 PM CDT reply actions
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