Caption Contest 2-28-12

by Sailor Ripley on Feb 28, 2026 1:40 PM CST in Texas Longhorns and Other Football

We're going to keep the caption contests rolling. Why? Why not, I say!

We'll continue the theme of new Big 12 coaches. Please make welcome to the center stage, Frog O War Gary Patterson!

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"I Had Daje Johnson Right Here"

Change isn't good or bad it just "is". Don Draper of Madmen

by realmccoy on Feb 28, 2026 1:45 PM CST reply actions 3 recs

This is how I slept they coach

by Smokey III on Feb 28, 2026 1:52 PM CST reply actions

Sorry, ladies, this visor is spoken for…

by Yossarian Rising on Feb 28, 2026 1:55 PM CST reply actions

Dammit men thats the fourth felony today!

by Texastough on Feb 28, 2026 1:58 PM CST reply actions

no no no, THIS little piggy

"Don't ask yourself what the world needs -- ask yourself what makes you come alive, and then go do it. Because what the world needs is people who have come alive."

-- Harold Thurman

by thanos on Feb 28, 2026 1:58 PM CST reply actions

although not nearly as imposing as the Shocker, Gary introduces the Frogker

"Don't ask yourself what the world needs -- ask yourself what makes you come alive, and then go do it. Because what the world needs is people who have come alive."

-- Harold Thurman

by thanos on Feb 28, 2026 1:59 PM CST reply actions 3 recs

YES!

Love this one. Totebag leader in the clubhouse.

Follow @BarkingCarnival

by Sailor Ripley on Feb 28, 2026 2:01 PM CST up reply actions

How many failed the drug this? This many

"Don't ask yourself what the world needs -- ask yourself what makes you come alive, and then go do it. Because what the world needs is people who have come alive."

-- Harold Thurman

by thanos on Feb 28, 2026 2:00 PM CST reply actions

this = test :-( just didnt work

"Don't ask yourself what the world needs -- ask yourself what makes you come alive, and then go do it. Because what the world needs is people who have come alive."

-- Harold Thurman

by thanos on Feb 28, 2026 2:03 PM CST up reply actions

Yes. I do have the stigmata. See?!

by Monahorns on Feb 28, 2026 2:03 PM CST reply actions

Pssst... the cops are RIGHT THERE!

Play hard or play elsewhere.

by lhb98 on Feb 28, 2026 2:04 PM CST reply actions 1 recs

Good one. DEA right there!

by WreckerTex on Feb 28, 2026 2:24 PM CST up reply actions

for the last time, THIS one is Fistina

"Don't ask yourself what the world needs -- ask yourself what makes you come alive, and then go do it. Because what the world needs is people who have come alive."

-- Harold Thurman

by thanos on Feb 28, 2026 2:06 PM CST reply actions

The original G spot

"Don't ask yourself what the world needs -- ask yourself what makes you come alive, and then go do it. Because what the world needs is people who have come alive."

-- Harold Thurman

by thanos on Feb 28, 2026 2:07 PM CST reply actions