Caption Contest 3-8-12
by Sailor Ripley on Mar 8, 2026 12:00 PM CST
in Texas Longhorns and Other Football
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PrintLet's go to the S! E! C! for our next entry.
My caption:
You seemed taller when you were HCIW at Texas.
(AP Photo/Bill Haber)
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Miles: Want I should I take my pants off?
WM: stare
WVU slept dey couch.
@pleaseplaykindl
by pleaseplaykindle on Mar 8, 2026 12:26 PM CST reply actions
“Will, I am going to take your hand, and slowly place it on my left butt cheek”
by Checkmate on Mar 8, 2026 12:30 PM CST reply actions
“Les, why are you tickling my palm with your index finger? And no, I’m not familiar with the term ‘power bottom.’ Is that a goal line package or somethin’?”
by BurntOrangeJuice on Mar 8, 2026 12:45 PM CST via mobile reply actions
"Would you mind looking at this for me?"
"Statistics are like a bikini. What they reveal is suggestive, but what they conceal is vital." ~ Aaron Levenstein
twitter - @aaronbrotman
by Elm City Horn on Mar 8, 2026 12:56 PM CST reply actions
With anyone else, I’d shake hands BEFORE getting kicked in the balls.
by BurntOrangeAtlanta on Mar 8, 2026 1:03 PM CST reply actions
Have you tried the grass yet?
Screw You...We're From Texas
by Hookem Up on Mar 8, 2026 1:15 PM CST reply actions
So, if your trainer says you need a prostate massage...
… grab your belt right about here, and hold onto that sucker!
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You Ain't Never Whipped... Until YOU Quit -- Tex Long, Seven Words of Wisdom
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by longtex on Mar 8, 2026 5:43 PM CST reply actions
Will, Preparation H and a dab of Tiger Balm
will take care of them hemorrhoids faster than you can say Boom, Motherfucker!
A&M;'s all-male cheerleaders, or "Yell Leaders", will be right at home when visiting Arkansas. It's like "Deliverance", but it's real...
by bevosteve67 on Mar 8, 2026 6:08 PM CST reply actions
The heck you say?
They play by the RULES in other leagues? Huh….
Hook 'Em! \m/
Follow me on Twitter @TheWineWorker
by TheWineWorker on Mar 8, 2026 6:40 PM CST reply actions
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