NFL Draft - Rounds 4-7

STL w/ pick 96 is on the clock.

Lamar Miller RB from Miami. Considered a good value pick here, and it makes the second time in the draft Jeff Ireland has drafted a Hurricane down the road in Coral Gables.

Gino Gradkowski G from Delaware. Not the value pick the previous two have been, but he is 6’3" 300.

Ben Jones C of Georgia. Another student of Stacy’s gets the call. Fair value here.

Immediately pick WR Travis Benjamin of the Miami.

CB Omar Bolden of Arizona St. Fair value here.

QB Kirk Cousins of Michigan St. Fair value. Watch your back, RGIII.

DE Frank Alexander of Oklahoma. I think there are some better values here, but isn’t that always the way when a Sooner is involved?

Joe Adams WR from Arkansas a much better value here.

OLB Nigel Bradham from Florida St.

RB Robert Turbin of Utah St. Muscle on top of muscle w/ this guy, but has also had leg injuries.

WR Devon Wylie of Fresno State.

C Philip Blake from Baylor.

6’3" 348 NT Alameda Ta’Amu of Washington. I thought these two would be a good fit. Great value pick here.

TE Ladarius Green of LA-Lafayette. He better catch.

Temple H-Back Evan Rodriguez

OT Bobby Massie of MS. Great value pick here.

OLB Kyle Wilber of Wake Forest. Seems a bit of reach to me, but maybe there’s some team between now and their next pick they were afraid liked him as well.

DT Jaye Howard of Florida. Again, seemingly not the best value.

CB Coty Sensabaugh of Clemson. An even bigger reach.

Orson Charles TE from Georgia. Jermaine Gresham will snap him in two if he takes his receptions.

G Joe Looney from Wake Forest. Fair value.

Shaping up to be the round of Demon Deacons.

Jarius Wright WR from Arkansas.

I thought someone might leapfrog MIN they took so long.

Keenan Robinson OLB from Texas. Teaming up w/ Orakpo again.

James-Michael Johnson ILB Nevada

WR Keshawn Martin of Michigan St. Jacoby Jones no like. Great value pick nonetheless.

Which prospect allows the Saints to break the most NFL rules on gameday?

Nick Toon WR from WI. Let the run on Big 10 receivers begin! Good value too.

Brandon Boykin CB from Georgia. Great value pick here.

CB Ron Brooks from LSU.

Was that a handshake deal? Who threw the first punch?

OLB Ronnell Lewis from Oklahoma. Great value pick here, and he can teach House of Spears how to play dirty.

Jared Crick DT (DE likely in this case) of Nebraska with pick 126 of the draft.

TE Adrien Robinson of Cincinnati. Well, he weighs more than most of the other TEs drafted today. Doesn’t necessarily have the highest grade. Go forth and block, young man?

FB Rhett Ellison of Southern Cal.

Miles Burris OLB San Diego St.

S Christian Thompson of SC St. with pick 130 of the draft.

OT Brandon Mosley of Auburn. Great value pick.

DT Mike Daniels of Iowa.

They do have the following pick as well, so let’s hope they covered both decisions in that last session of perspiration.

S Jeron McMillian of Maine. I assume he is beary beary good.

Ted Thompson and B.J. Raji can now tandem belly flop into an ice bath in celebration of Round Four selections.

WR Greg Childs of Arkansas. Good value here.

S Matt Johnson of Eastern Washington. Not the highest grade around.

DT Josh Chapman of Alabama. Good value.

Malik Jackson, DT?, from Tennessee. DT at 284? I’ll say DE instead.

Tahir Whitehead OLB from Temple. Seems a little high to me.

CB Robert Blanton of Notre Dame. They seriously love them some Golden Domers. Coincidence that Mike Mayock has gotten pay checks from both? You decide.

Najee Goode, West (“by God” legally has to be inserted here) Virginia, ILB.

Adam Gettis G from Iowa. Kirk Ferentz approves.

OLB Brandon Marshall from Nevada.

No word on whether or not his girlfriend will consider pressing charges against him in a nod to the other Brandon Marshall.

Josh Norman CB from Coastal Carolina. Great value pick here.

Zebrie Sanders OT from Florida St. A huge value pick in my eyes.

Southern Methodist’s TE Taylor Thompson. He’s no Bo Scaife.

De’Quan Menzie CB Alabama. Good value here.

ILB Tank Carder of TCU with pick 147 of the draft.

Tank Carder is a volume dealer or tackles and other things. You can’t question this selection.

CB Chris Greenwood of Albion. Really, Albion.

Johnnie Troutman G from Pedophile State University. They care about the victims now.

Rokevious Watkins G from SC.

Senio Kelemete G from WA.

Danny Coale WR of Virginia Tech.

Purdue’s OT Dennis Kelly.

Korey Toomer ILB Idaho.

LB Josh Kaddu OR with pick 155 in the draft.

CB Shaun Prater of Iowa.

It has to be embarassing for Browns fans to watch their intrastate rival draft at such a high level compared to their own.

WI FB Bradie Ewing. Does Ball come with him as a package deal? No? Alright then.

Pedophile State University’s DE Jack Crawford. A good value here.

RB Chris Rainey of Florida.

Good value, naturally. Maul defense, give to burner. It could work.

Ryan Miller G Colorado. Fair value here. Did an intern sneak in and make the call while Holmgren was napping post nachos?

TAMU’s PK Randy Bullock with pick 161 of the draft. Not planning to stall in the redzone, are we?

Corey White S from Samford.

NC St. ILB Terrell Manning. Great value pick.

Shocking, right? Watch and learn, bad franchises.

Troy DE Jonathan Massaquoi. Nice Dimitroff.

OLB Darius Fleming of Notre Dame with pick 165 of the draft.

WR Marvin Jones of CA. Another great value pick.

Boise St. S George Iloka. S? LB? Mike Zimmer will figure it out.

WR Juron Criner from AZ. Good stuff, Reggie.

CB Asa Jackson of Cal Polytechnic. Good value.

RB Vick Ballard MS St. Depth, at the very least.

Greg Zuerlein, PK of MO Western. Rams fans rejoice!

Jeremy Lane CB from Northwestern St. A bad man from the Southland?

There must be a QB available to draft here. Jordan Jefferson, come on down! Wait. I specifically asked for a quarterback. Next man up.

Alfred Morris RB FL Atlantic

This is a devastating blow, perhaps even the death knell, to the eleven quarterback offense. Why Shanahans has Bruce Allen done this?

CB Keith Tandy of the computing dynasty Tandys and proud Mountaineer of WV with pick 174 of the draft.

PK Blair Walsh of Georgia only because they forgot the name of Notre Dame’s guy.

CB Mike Harris from FL St. Good value here.

CB Justin Bethel from Presbyterian.

Mark Asper G OR. One large duck at 6’6" 319.

Who can aid the nefarious sainthood of the Big Easy? Is Niccolò Machiavelli still on the big board?

Syracuse G Andrew Tiller. I harbor suspicions about him…now.

Trent(on) Robinson S from MI St. Good value here.

KY S Winston Guy.

RB Cyrus Gray from TAMU. Nice value pick to me.

Due to seniority, Charles is designated ebony and while Gray answers to ivory as they exist in perfect harmony.

WR B.J. Cunningham of MI St. Good value.

Matt Moore can throw to Tannehill, Egnew, and Cunningham. Now we’re getting somewhere, Ross & Ireland.

Isaiah Frey CB from Nevada.

QB Ryan Lindley from San Diego St. While this is a fair value, John Skelton frowns on such behavior.

James Hanna TE from OK. Fair value, I think. One needn’t do much to replace the contributions of Martellus Bennett anyway.

Wake Forest S Josh Bush.

KY OLB Danny Trevathan. Fair value.

Christo Bilukidi DE GA St. Don’t know much about him, but 6’5" 290 sounds nice.

Markelle Martin S OK St.

Bud Adams nods approvingly.

Dan Herron RB OH St.

Okay, they strayed from value here. Depth only, as far as I’m concerned. Chris Polk wants to know who he murdered to be passed up by Dan Herron.

S Charles Mitchell MS St.

OT Tom Compton SD. Good value here.

Iowa WR Marvin McNutt. Good value once more.

Nick Mondek OT Purdue.

Jonte Green DB NM St.

Chris Polk, anyone?

Nate Ebner S OH St.

I hope he’s a special teams wizard.

WR Tommy Streeter from Miami. Good value.

Jason Slowey C Western OR.

Miami G Brandon Washington. Good value.

Matt McCants OT (UAB) AL-Birmingham.

Several linemen and corners available, a few RBs. What’ll be Mike?

Baylor RB Terrance Ganaway. Good value.

Robert T. Griffin OT Baylor.

Why? I don’t know. He doesn’t appear to be best guard available, but good luck.

Texas OLB Emmanuel Acho and Boise St. DT Billy Winn.

Not bad value, so I guess the intern got to do the picks again. My condolences, Acho.

WR Levon Brazill OH.

WI P Brad Nortman.

Justin Anderson OT GA. Although, I would think he’ll be playing guard.

Aaron Brown OLB HA.

Choose wisely, Rick.

ILB Audie Cole NC St. Good value.

Rick trades next pick to TEN.

Scott Solomon DE Rice.

The M.O.B. pranks a random passerby in his honor.

RB Michael Smith UT St.

Second RB they’ve had drafted this year.

Richard Crawford DB SMU.

DE from Vanderbilt Tim Fugger.

Cover your kids’ ears when he makes a tackle.

Kheeston Randall, DT, of your Texas Longhorns. Ireland just found himself some value in round seven. Hat tip.

D.J. Campbell S CA.

CB Jordan Berstine of Iowa.

San Diego St. DT Jerome Long with pick 218 of the draft.

DE Trevor Guyton CA.

Greg McCoy CB from Texas Christian.

Nate Potter OT Boise St. Good value.

Caleb McSurdy ILB MT.

Travis Lewis OLB OK. Good value here.

CB Alfonzo Dennard of NE. Fantastic value here.

J.R. Sweezy DE from NC St.

David Molk MI C.

WR Rishard Matthews NV. Great value here.

Jeris Pendleton DT Ashland.

Bryce Brown RB KS St.

Chris Polk either has knees of 90 year-old or he’s a full blown serial killer. I suppose that’s an interesting turn of events for a scholarship athlete either way.

Nathan Stupar OLB from Pedophile State University.

WR Toney Clemons of CO.

Greg Scruggs DE Louisville.

In case anyone cares. Bulls collectively shrug and confirm they will play defense anyway.

Northwestern H-Back Drake Dunsmore.

Marcel Jones OT NE.

Northwestern is taking over! I could be delirious.

Jeremy Ebert WR from you know where I think he’s from.

Deangelo Tyson DE GA.

Cam Johnson DE VA. Great value pick, so he probably only murdered one person.

Junior Hemingway WR MI

Markus Kuhn DT NC St.

Because Tom Coughlin is best buddies with his head coach and other assumptions I might make.

David Paulson TE OR

Andrew Datko T FL St. Good value here.

Antonio Allen S SC. Good value here.

QB B.J. Coleman TN-Chattanooga. Good value here.

Notice a theme with Ted Thompson’s bias?

Jordan White WR Western MI. Good value.

Drama.

CB Trevin Wade AZ.

The intern certainly made this pick. Fantastic value.

Terrence Frederick CB TAMU. Good value.

Did the intern lock everyone else out of the room? We’ll find out.

Brad Smelley TE AL. Not all that fast, but he can catch. Decent.

Make it good, Colbert.

Kelvin Beachum G SMU. Good considered as good a value as PIT generally takes. Maybe the line coach saw something in him.

Travian Robertson DT SC.

Edwin Baker RB MI St.

Good value here and ruins Mel Kiper’s plan to list him at the top of the prized rookie free agent pool.

John Potter PK Western MI.

He’s used to kicking is sub zero temperatures. That’s a plus.

Daryl Richardson RB Abilene Christian.

I feel bad for Chris Polk. From draft prospect to solitary confinement for the killing spree. Choose the team you sign your RFA deal with carefully and you might make it anyway.

Chandler Harnish QB Northern IL. Nice back-up potential, Grigson.

ESPN guys stop acting like you’ve never heard of Harnish. You know you love the MAC, Wingo.

If I didn’t have carpal tunnel syndrome before, I likely do now. Hope you enjoyed the draft and how your favorite team selected. Bye.