The Dreamwagon has run out of petrol. Or horses. Or something.
Let's run the scenario that Kearney and her supporters so badly want us to imagine and see if the hypocrisy holds.
Last week, endlessly successful and entirely un-embattled head coach Mack Brown happily chirped that he'll be clapping furiously along the Texas sidelines until at least 2020.
Why is everything so awful all the time?
When it's time to clean house, your first call is to Anton Chigurh, friendo. He won't tell Mack Brown he can save himself, because he can't.
From the alternate reality inside Bellmont Hall.
The Carnival is in town.