Gene Chizik is a n*gga

by HenryJames on Dec 15, 2025 6:23 PM CST in Texas Longhorns and Other Football

At least according to Iowa State player Darius Darks.

Darks posted his video response to Chizik accepting the Auburn head coaching job on Facebook.

"A lot of people asking me what I'm going to do with coach Chizik leaving. I understand business is business, but this man lied," Darks said in the video. "At a team meeting he was sitting there saying 'I told your mother, Jerrod Black, and I sat on your auntie's couch, Darius Dark, and I told her I would take care of you while you was up here at Iowa State.' Where's that n---- at now? Auburn University."

It sounds better if you read it in Morgan Freeman's voice. Or James Earl Jones'.

Being the cinematic auteur that he is, Darks produced a second video with him and freshman running back Jeremiah Schwartz of Florida.

"Let me explain something really quick," Schwartz said in the video. "Rule one: Don’t f--- with a Florida n----. Rule two: Don’t lie to your team. Rule three: Respect rule two."

"Lesson number one: Don't underestimate the other guy's greed!"

I'd like to add a fourth rule. Don't recruit guys out of Florida named Schwartz as your running back. Physician? Yes. Agent? Yes. Tailback? No.

And finally a fifth rule. Don't post your thoughts on Facebook.

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I admire the camera placement in these videos.

by Michelangelo Antonioni on Dec 15, 2025 6:33 PM CST reply actions

Antonioni is dead.

by scagnetti on Dec 15, 2025 6:48 PM CST reply actions

Auteurs, gather up!

by Sailor Ripley on Dec 15, 2025 6:57 PM CST reply actions

That’s probably preferable to calling him a cracka, though I can’t explain why.

by James on Dec 15, 2025 8:33 PM CST reply actions

chizzle is no nizzle fo snizzle

by absolut on Dec 15, 2025 8:44 PM CST reply actions

that word was supposed to be applicable to all races by definition, but somehow got plastered on my chest…………….. and I can’t wash it off, lol!

by p on Dec 15, 2025 9:06 PM CST reply actions

If Darius Darks can see it, why is Charles Barkley bitching?

by Horn in Tyler on Dec 15, 2025 11:15 PM CST reply actions

Congrats to ISU. You have moved from irrelvant to the victim in a cruel practical joke. Any minute the AD of Auburn will hold a press conference to announce that he has just “punked” the sports world and Auburn’s real coach is Turner Gill

by Pitchin Paul on Dec 16, 2025 8:23 AM CST reply actions

The Chiz is getting abused coming and going. I’d say he has one hell of an agent to parlay that resume into an SEC head coaching gig even if it’s a middle-of-the-pack school.

by Vasherized on Dec 16, 2025 8:57 AM CST reply actions

I see your Schwartz is as big as mine

by Dark Helmet on Dec 16, 2025 9:32 AM CST reply actions

i wouldnt consider auburn a middle of the pack school.

by huge on Dec 16, 2025 10:14 AM CST reply actions

Okay, see, see now you found yo self a nigga. You was lookin’ for a nigga, nigga here now!

by Jay on Dec 16, 2025 10:25 AM CST reply actions

i wouldnt consider auburn a middle of the pack school

It certainly is in the SEC. There are at least six better jobs in the conference than tending to that unruly War Eagle & Lowder’s hitler youths.

Florida
LSU
Georgia
Alabama
Tennessee
South Carolina (if only for the August membership)

by Vasherized on Dec 16, 2025 10:28 AM CST reply actions

BC is currently casting the reply video if anyone is interested- we’re looking for someone who can pull off Chizik talking street. Which is basically a McLovin impersonation we think.

by Doperbo on Dec 16, 2025 10:59 AM CST reply actions