BC Mocks the NFL Draft – Big Board and Two-Round Mock Spectacular
Greetings, draftniks and draftnikas! It’s once again time to celebrate the NFL draft, as well as the dominance of the NFL – which will draw better ratings for its player allocation ceremony than other leagues draw for their opening-round playoff series.
In an effort to emulate the way that most NFL teams set up their draft boards, I took a shot at creating a ‘big board’ for prospects that seem likely to be selected in the first two rounds of this year’s draft. The concept of the board is to compare players both within and across position groups by separating them into tiers – it’s also a very handy thing to have when putting together a mock draft. I tried to give the tiers reasonably descriptive names, and you’ll notice a few players highlighted in yellow (ones I judge to have a higher than average bust potential) and red (ones with publicized character concerns). The sequencing of players is basically my own ranking (having drawn heavily from scouting reports of guys I like including Mike Mayock, Greg Cosell and Wes Bunting), but the mock below is my best shot at predicting what the teams will do and how THEY feel about the players.
Here’s the big board:
| Rating | QB | WR/TE | RB | OT | OG/OC | DL | LB | Secondary |
| ELITE - Franchise Changers | Andrew Luck | |||||||
| Robert Griffin | ||||||||
| NEAR-ELITE | Michael Floyd | Matt Kalil | David DeCastro (OG) | Fletcher Cox | Morris Claiborne (CB) | |||
| Justin Blackmon | ||||||||
| DIFFERENCE MAKERS | Ryan Tannehill | Stephen Hill | Trent Richardson | Cordy Glenn (G/T) | Dontari Poe | Melvin Ingram (3-4 OLB) | Stephon Gilmore (CB) | |
| Michael Brockers (DT) | Luke Kuechly (ILB) | Mark Barron (SS) | ||||||
| Quinton Coples (DT/DE) | Whitney Mercilus (3-4 OLB) | |||||||
| Chandler Jones (DE) | Shea McLellin (3-4 OLB) | |||||||
| Nick Perry (DE) | ||||||||
| PLUS STARTERS | Brandon Weeden | Reuben Randle (WR) | David Wilson | Riley Reiff | Kevin Zeitler (G/C) | Devon Still (DT) | Andre Branch (3-4 OLB) | Dre Kirkpatrick (CB) |
| Coby Fleener (TE) | Doug Martin | Jonathan Martin | Peter Konz [C] | Brandon Thompson (DT) | Courtney Upshaw (3-4 OLB) | Janoris Jenkins (CB) | ||
| Dwayne Allen (TE) | Amini Silatolu (G) | Billy Winn (DT) | Bruce Irvin (3-4 OLB) | Trumaine Johnson (CB) | ||||
| Kendall Wright (WR) | Brandon Brooks (G) | Jerel Worthy (DT) | Dont'a Hightower (ILB) | Jamell Fleming (CB) | ||||
| Alameda Ta'amu (NG) | Zach Brown (4-3 OLB) | Brandon Boykin (CB) | ||||||
| Vinny Curry (4-3 DE) | Lavonte David (4-3 OLB) | Brandon Taylor (FS) | ||||||
| Harrison Smith (SS) | ||||||||
| SOLID STARTERS | Brock Osweiler | Lamar Miller | Bobby Massie | Ben Jones [C] | Kendall Reyes (DT) | Vernon Olivier (3-4 OLB) | Trevin Wade (CB) | |
| Kirk Cousins | Mohamed Sanu (WR) | Mike Adams | Philip Blake [C] | Jared Crick (DT) | Ronnell Lewis (3-4 OLB) | Jayron Hosley (CB) | ||
| Chris Givens (WR) | Jeff Allen | Kelechi Osemele [G] | Sean Spence (4-3 OLB) | George Iloka (SS) | ||||
| Brian Quick (WR) | Mitchell Schwartz | Brandon Washington [G/T] | Mychal Kendricks (4-3 OLB) | |||||
| Jeff Allen [G] |
And here’s the mock:
1) Indianapolis Colts - Andrew Luck, QB, Stanford – No surprise here – despite some attempts to manufacture drama, the Colts were never going anywhere else with their choice to succeed Peyton Manning.
2) Washington Redskins – Robert Griffin III, QB, Baylor – Another one where the drama was put to rest weeks ago. I’m thrilled to have another talented player that I like end up on the Redskins – seriously, just thrilled.
3) Minnesota Vikings – Matt Kalil, T, USC – This is where the draft could start to get interesting, but despite Minnesota’s best efforts to gin up a trade I think they end up staying put and grabbing a potential franchise LT to protect their stable of dramatically sub-franchise QBs.
4) Cleveland Browns – Trent Richardson, RB, Alabama – I don’t know if any back other than AP or a reborn Marshall Faulk really carries enough value in today’s NFL to warrant a Top 4 selection, but Richardson should at least provide a substantial upgrade to the Browns’ ground game and bring the toughness to take wallops from the Steelers and Ravens four times a season.
5) Tampa Bay Buccaneers – Morris Claiborne, CB, LSU – Here’s another pick that could get auctioned off to a number of teams, but in the end Tampa Bay decides to add the peerless Claiborne to its CB collection of the ageless Ronde Barber, the talentless Eric Wright and the felonious Aqib Talib.
6) St. Louis Rams – Justin Blackmon, WR, Oklahoma State – It wouldn’t shock me to see Jeff Fisher grab Fletcher Cox here instead, but most of the signs point towards giving Sam Bradford a legitimate weapon in Blackmon in order to soup up the Rams’ ‘three yard hitch and a cloud of dust’ passing game.
7) Philadelphia Eagles (TRADE with Jacksonville Jaguars) – Fletcher Cox, DT, Mississippi State - The Eagles realize that A) the New York Giants’ ‘overwhelm you with pass rushers’ approach is a good one and B) incompetent DC Juan Castillo needs all the help he can get and use one of their two second-rounders as ammo to trade up and nab the draft’s scariest interior rusher. Cox has the athleticism to be a big end on early downs and kick inside to form a hellacious pass-rushing trio with Trent Cole and Jason Babin bearing down from the wide 9’s.
8) Miami Dolphins – Ryan Tannehill, QB, Texas A&M – Not the choice I’d make to say the least, but Miami’s owner seems besotted with Tannehill and with former coach Mike Sherman in the house this looks to be Tannehill’s landing spot. He certainly looks the part - almost as well as Heath Shuler and Rick Mirer did.
9) Carolina Panthers – Stephon Gilmore, CB, South Carolina – The Panthers’ D needs help all over, and with question marks surrounding the top remaining DTs they elect to patch a leaky secondary with the fast-rising Gilmore. He can look forward to a decent pass rush from the Panthers’ DE tandem, as well as a training camp sucker punch from WR Steve Smith.
10) Buffalo Bills – Mark Barron, S, Alabama – By all reports, this is around the spot where the tremendously hyped Barron is likely to go. Will it be to the Bills, or one of numerous suitors apparently clamoring to trade up? With needs at left tackle, WR and other spots I think it would be smarter for Buffalo to trade down, but they seem tremendously infatuated with Barron themselves. If he could put the clamps on the Patriots’ Gronkowski and Hernandez it would certainly be a worthwhile choice, but that seems to be an iffy proposition.
11) Kansas City Chiefs – Luke Kuechly, LB, Boston College – Dontari Poe and Michael Brockers have to be tempting here, but the Chiefs may have had their fill of LSU d-linemen and Poe may be too risky for Scott Pioli’s tastes. If the Chiefs go safe it’ll be Kuechly or David DeCastro – both would be substantial upgrades.
12) New England Patriots [TRADE with Seattle Seahawks] – Chandler Jones, DE, Syracuse - I’m jumping on the rumor mill with this one as there’s some late smoke about the Pats reaching out to Seattle about the #12 spot, with fast-rising Chandler Jones the apparent object of their desire. With DE Andre Carter old and possibly out of the picture and Mark Anderson off to division rival Buffalo, the Pats certainly need an edge-rushing terror to help correct their defensive woes.
13) Arizona Cardinals – Michael Floyd, WR, Notre Dame – Arizona has an absolutely crying need at both tackle spots and could be well served trading down or just going with Iowa’s Riley Reiff, but they appear enamored with Floyd and have visions of an unstoppable tandem of Floyd and Larry Fitzgerald. Visions of the Matt Millen Lions may be more appropriate if they go WR-heavy rather than bolster the trenches, but that’s why they’re the Cardinals.
14) Dallas Cowboys – David DeCastro, G, Stanford – The Jones Boys resist the temptation to get cute and grab possibly the decade’s best guard prospect to pair with young superstud LT Tyron Smith. With Jerry sticking to the board and drafting ‘un-sexy’ OL two years running, we gain further strong evidence that the Mayans were onto something.
15) Jacksonville Jaguars [Pick acquired in trade with Philadelphia] – Whitney Mercilus, DE/OLB, Illinois – The Jaguars have a fetish for grabbing guys built to be 3-4 OLBs and trying to convert them into 4-3 ends. This experiment didn’t work out too well with Aaron Kampman and Matt Roth, but maybe third time’s a charm?
16) New York Jets – Melvin Ingram, OLB, South Carolina – The ideal player to energize the Jets’ 3-4 pass rush falls to Sexy Rex Ryan at 16. Mrs. Ryan will begin dousing her feet in the celebratory edible coating (strawberry marmalade mixed with M&M’s and some slightly stale Peeps from Easter) as soon as the pick gets handed to the Commish.
17) Cincinnati Bengals – Michael Brockers, DT, LSU – With a hole at DT and a fetish for big SEC athletes, the Bengals make the move to grab Brockers and hope that he fulfills his destiny as a possible Richard Seymour clone.
18) San Diego Chargers – Riley Reiff, OT, Iowa – Frustrated in their attempts to trade up, the Chargers nonetheless have to be happy with the opportunity to grab Reiff at #18. Reiff is a good fit, as there are questions about LT Jared Gaither’s commitment to football and no questions whatsoever about RT Jeromey Clary’s outright ineptitude.
19) Chicago Bears – Cordy Glenn, G/T, Georgia – Jay Cutler will rifle a football off the head of the Bears’ GM should the Bears pass on Glenn here – he’s a massive body with good feet that could help fill one of Chicago’s gaping wounds at guard or tackle. In fact, Glenn might be large enough to play both simultaneously.
20) Tennessee Titans – Quinton Coples, DT/DE, North Carolina – Seeking to bolster a very anemic pass rush, the Titans roll the dice and stop Coples’ slide down the draft board. Similar to how Fletcher Cox may be employed, Coples has the athleticism to play end on early downs and then kick inside to let newly-acquired pass rush specialist Kam Wimberly come off the edge.
21) Cincinnati Bengals – Courtney Upshaw, DE/OLB, Alabama – This is another rumor mill job, as the Bengals are reported to be in love with Upshaw. There are some other players that might fill more immediate needs, but Upshaw could be a very interesting piece for Marvin Lewis to play with while helping the Bengals continue their policy of keeping the incredibly talented Carlos Dunlap off the field at all costs.
22) Cleveland Browns – Stephen Hill, WR, Georgia Tech – With a runner in the fold, the Browns (finally) concentrate on fielding an NFL-caliber offense by selecting Hill, who drew Randy Moss comparisons for his ability to effortlessly snatch deep throws.
23) Detroit Lions – Dre Kirkpatrick, CB, Alabama – Once thought of as a top ten selection, concerns about character and top-end speed/quickness have moved Kirkpatrick down the board. Relieved to learn that Kirkpatrick is not actually Irish, the Lions grab him to help patch a leaky secondary that’s still awash in its own blood after January shreddings at the hands of Matt Flynn and Drew Brees.
24) Pittsburgh Steelers – Donta Hightower, LB, Alabama – In 2010, Steelers owner Dan Rooney made a difficult decision. Rather than cut QB Ben Roethlisberger for his rapetastic ways, Rooney would instead punish him by subjecting him to weekly beatings behind a tremendously inept offensive line. Passing on a pro-ready guard in Kevin Zeitler to select Hightower lets Rooney keep the Steelers’ linebacking tradition alive while also suffusing him with a warm sense of justice.
25) Denver Broncos – Dontari Poe, DT, Memphis – Poe is a raw talent with very inconsistent tape, but the potential offered by his size and athleticism is too tempting for a team that needs to replace a run-stopping force in the departed Brodrick Bunkley. Bereft Tebow fans swiftly convert to Greek mythology and worship Poe as the Titan Cronos.
26) Houston Texans – Kendall Wright, WR, Baylor – After one Jacoby Jones brainlock too many, the Texans decide to upgrade the spot opposite Andre Johnson with the speedburning Wright. There are questions around Wright’s route-running savvy, but he’ll get to pick up right where he left off at Baylor catching wide-open play action bombs. With two Baylor Bears selected in the first round, the Mayans look to be on a real run.
27) Seattle Seahawks [Pick acquired in trade with New England] – Kevin Zeitler, G, Wisconsin – After the failed acquisition of Robert Gallery from Oakland, the Seahawks have a hole at guard. Zeitler, fresh out of the Wisconsin Badgers’ Run Blocking Finishing School, steps right in to help ensure many a Skittles shower for Marshawn Lynch in 2012.
28) Green Bay Packers – Shea McClellin, OLB, Boise State – The Packers upgrade their pass rush and satisfy their apparent white linebacker fetish with Boise State’s McClellin.
29) Baltimore Ravens – Amini Silatolu, G, Midwestern State – The Ravens love a good power player, and the departure of G Ben Grubbs gives them a chance to grab a big and athletic body in Silatolu.
30) San Francisco 49ers – Reuben Randle, WR, LSU – Silatolu would have been a great fit for San Franscisco, but with him on the board they grab the tall and athletic Randle to combat the inevitable flameout of Randy Moss and the increasingly apparent mediocrity of Michael Crabtree.
31) Cleveland Browns [TRADE with New England] – Brandon Weeden, QB, Oklahoma State – Mere hours after lulling Colt McCoy into a sense of happiness by providing him with actual, talented offensive weapons, the Browns gleefully shaft him by selecting Weeden. They trade up a few spots from the second round to ensure that they land their man and also to attach a first-round pedigree to Weeden for what promises to be a completely fair and impartial training camp battle *cough cough*
32) New York Giants – Jonathan Martin, OT, Stanford – Don’t let the Giants’ offensive success last season fool you – they were getting terrible play at both tackle spots. Martin doesn’t have elite feet for the left side or elite power for the right side, but he’d be an upgrade at either spot over what New York trotted out in 2011.
SPECIAL BONUS COVERAGE – A ROUND TWO MOCK IN TABLE FORMAT!!!
Just because I love you – but not quite enough to write out another entire round of commentary – here’s a bonus Round Two mock in table format to give me even further opportunity to be wildly incorrect:
| Round 2 | |||
| 33.00 | St. Louis Rams | 1,050.00 | Doug Martin (RB) |
| 34.00 | Indianapolis Colts | 1,020.00 | Coby Fleener (TE) |
| 35.00 | Minnesota Vikings | 1,000.00 | Bobby Massie (OT) |
| 36.00 | Tampa Bay Buccaneers | 980.00 | Zach Brown (4-3 OLB) |
| 37.00 | New England Patriots (T) | 965.00 | Janoris Jenkins (CB) |
| 38.00 | Jacksonville Jaguars | 950.00 | Brandon Brooks (G) |
| 39.00 | St. Louis Rams | 935.00 | Devon Still (DT) |
| 40.00 | Carolina Panthers | 920.00 | Jerel Worthy (DT) |
| 41.00 | Buffalo Bills | 905.00 | Alshon Jeffrey (WR) |
| 42.00 | Miami Dolphins | 890.00 | Nick Perry (DE) |
| 43.00 | Seattle Seahawks | 875.00 | Dwayne Allen (TE) |
| 44.00 | Kansas City Chiefs | 860.00 | Alameda Ta'amu (NG) |
| 45.00 | Dallas Cowboys | 845.00 | Peter Konz [C] |
| 46.00 | Jacksonville Jaguars (T) | 830.00 | Alshon Jeffrey (WR) |
| 47.00 | New York Jets | 815.00 | David Wilson (RB) |
| 48.00 | New England Patriots | 800.00 | Brandon Thompson (DT) |
| 49.00 | San Diego Chargers | 790.00 | Andre Branch (3-4 OLB) |
| 50.00 | Chicago Bears | 780.00 | Vinny Curry (4-3 DE) |
| 51.00 | Philadelphia Eagles | 770.00 | Lavonte David (4-3 OLB) |
| 52.00 | Tennessee Titans | 760.00 | Trumaine Johnson (CB) |
| 53.00 | Cincinnati Bengals | 750.00 | Jamell Fleming (CB) |
| 54.00 | Detroit Lions | 740.00 | Bruce Irvin (3-4 OLB) |
| 55.00 | Atlanta Falcons | 730.00 | Mike Adams (OT) |
| 56.00 | Pittsburgh Steelers | 720.00 | Billy Winn (DT) |
| 57.00 | Denver Broncos | 710.00 | Ben Jones [C] |
| 58.00 | Houston Texans | 700.00 | Orson Charles [TE] |
| 59.00 | Green Bay Packers | 680.00 | Harrison Smith (SS) |
| 60.00 | Baltimore Ravens | 670.00 | Mohamed Sanu (WR) |
| 61.00 | San Francisco 49ers | 660.00 | Brandon Boykin (CB) |
| 62.00 | Seattle Seahawks (T) | 655.00 | Kendall Reyes (DT) |
| 63.00 | New York Giants | 650.00 | Mychal Kendricks (4-3 OLB) |
(The numbers in the third column relate to that PlayTheDraft game – ignore those).
That’s double dose of mock draft goodness - tune in this evening for BC’s live blog of the first round, complete with a couple of special guests!
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Hahahaha
Melissa Stark hasn’t been left hanging like that since her days at Virginia Tech, if the pink sock rumors are to be believed.
by nobis60 on Apr 26, 2025 4:51 PM CDT up reply actions
Jesus
This is great. Thanks man.
Let’s also let this serve as tonight’s open thread.
by Scipio Tex on Apr 26, 2025 4:36 PM CDT reply actions
Sounds like a plan
I have it on good authority that Emmitt Smith and Michael Irvin may be dropping by tonight to provide some commentary on the proceedings.
by nobis60 on Apr 26, 2025 4:58 PM CDT up reply actions
MAYBE
MARK BARR-ON IS NICK SABAN KID AND HE NFL PLAYER. (looks at highlight) MAN! LOOK AT THAT!
ANDREW LUCK MOUTH BREATH BUT CAN QB MY TEAM NEVER THE LEAST.
DOLORIS JENKIN FLORIDA KID GONNA GET EVERYBUDDY PREGNANT IN DAT PATRIOT LOCKER ROOM
by Scipio Tex on Apr 26, 2025 5:16 PM CDT up reply actions
Emmitt
The Vikings is showered with offer for they third pick like little Asian lady being showered on by the mens which they call boo-cake. But I think they stays pat to take a left tackle and solidize the line.
by nobis60 on Apr 26, 2025 5:23 PM CDT up reply actions
Pats
Given the way they’ve passed on drafting edge rushers in the past I don’t think they’ll trade 2 no 1 picks to move up to get one in this draft. They actually ended up doing pretty well with their pass-rush this last season. If they move up I bet it’s for a 3-4 end who can play the run or pass.
by Nickel Rover on Apr 26, 2025 4:42 PM CDT reply actions
Not so sure on the Weeden pick but...
I wouldn’t put it past the Browns and their stupidity. Also think Blackmon is at elite status. However, this breakdown was amazing.
by STLaw on Apr 26, 2025 5:06 PM CDT reply actions
Thanks man!
The Browns’ endorsement of Colt has been tepid to say the least - there’s been a lot of speculation that the Browns take him at #37 (the over/under on his draft slot in the offshore betting books is #36.5) but I think they may get an itchy trigger finger for fear of getting leapfrogged. Plus moving him into the first round let me make snide commentary about the Browns, which is always fun.
by nobis60 on Apr 26, 2025 5:30 PM CDT up reply actions
The Cowboys...
…drafting a great OG and good C?
SO MOTE IT BE!
by danielt on Apr 26, 2025 5:24 PM CDT reply actions
I kept looking for a place to put Konz and couldn't find one
The Broncos and Titans both have terrible centers and the Packers and Ravens are both starting dudes that may have snapped to Otto Graham at some point, so they are all options in Round One. I’d be pretty surprised if he were to fall all the way to the Cowboys’ #2 slot, but I’d do backflips if they could basically solidify the whole OL for the next half decade.
by nobis60 on Apr 26, 2025 5:34 PM CDT up reply actions
Alshon Jeffrey's going to make history
Being the only player drafted by two NFL teams in the same year.
by CzarCW on Apr 26, 2025 6:31 PM CDT reply actions
Hope he invests in a rib protector for his rookie year
by Scipio Tex on Apr 26, 2025 7:10 PM CDT up reply actions
Yup, he's going to take some shots behind that line
Manning hid their decline for years by getting the ball out absurdly fast, but they are baaaaad. Maybe Costanzo and Ijalana can hold up, but odds are it won’t be pretty.
by nobis60 on Apr 26, 2025 7:15 PM CDT up reply actions
#2 - WAS - Robert Griffin III
Still no suspense - really not looking forward to rooting against this guy for a decade.
Michael: RGIII HAS GOT HIMSELF THE WHITE PRIZE AND NOW THE PRIZE OF THE #2 DRAFT PICK.
by nobis60 on Apr 26, 2025 7:13 PM CDT reply actions
The Browns wasting no time already have there pick in
by HornsUpInLA on Apr 26, 2025 7:14 PM CDT reply actions
Trent Richardson looks like a pit bull wearing Rick James weave.
by Scipio Tex on Apr 26, 2025 7:17 PM CDT reply actions
#3 - CLE - Trent Richardson
I don’t know that a RB warrants a #3 pick in a pass-happy league, but he should be pretty solid. Emmitt, do you think that was a good use of the third pick?
Emmitt: Oh mos’ definitely. That Dawg Pound howl with joy at his tough running ways. The Trent Richards stiffarm become the second popularist thing for Browns fans to do. The first popularist is listen to Browns game on they car radio in the gay-rage with the door closed and they engine run.
by nobis60 on Apr 26, 2025 7:22 PM CDT reply actions
A RB with the #3 pick
Arrian Foster, LeSean McCoy, and Ray Rice think this is unwise.
by Scipio Tex on Apr 26, 2025 7:23 PM CDT reply actions
that's the sort of genius move
that keeps bad teams bad… you’d never see the Packers or Steelers or Patriots give away a bunch of picks to move up one spot and take a RB that the Vikings would never have drafted anyway. Let one of the other schlub teams overpay - if they do take Richardson, it’s not like you don’t have tons of other pressing needs.
by Pflash on Apr 26, 2025 7:51 PM CDT up reply actions
Most NFL GMs are like starstruck girls
They can talk about evaluation and business all day long, but these guys get crushes that won’t quit.
by Scipio Tex on Apr 26, 2025 7:52 PM CDT up reply actions
Yet 2 weeks ago they were confused
They go from not being able to decide between three guys to being deeply infatuated with exactly one of them in the final weeks. Incredible. They should set their board in March and all go to the f****** beach.
by tearaway20 on Apr 26, 2025 8:24 PM CDT up reply actions
Moneyball won out in baseball
for exactly those reasons.
by Scipio Tex on Apr 26, 2025 8:27 PM CDT up reply actions
Wow, these GMs have no interest in filling the TV time that they are provided.
Every team is picking in 2 minutes
by HornsUpInLA on Apr 26, 2025 7:28 PM CDT reply actions
God bless them for it
I remember seasons when teams who had already negotiated the damn contract with their guy would milk the clock for like 10 minutes.
by nobis60 on Apr 26, 2025 7:30 PM CDT up reply actions
#4 - MIN - Matt Kalil
A lot of smoke thrown around in different directions for what the Vikes would do, but as Peyton Manning would tell you, you don’t want Charlie Johnson as your left tackle.
by nobis60 on Apr 26, 2025 7:29 PM CDT reply actions
At least Colt will have somebody to hand off to....now if they could just find somebody to throw to.nt
Karl..... Schiefen sie die fenster......SHOOT the GLASS
by MeatchickenHorn on Apr 26, 2025 7:31 PM CDT reply actions
From the recruiting matters angle
Andrew Luck - 4 star
RGIII - 4 star
Richardson - 5 star
Kalil - 5 star
First four picks average 4.5 Rivals stars as high school seniors.
Only one of them was represented by a street agent.
Two have NFL bloodlines.
by Scipio Tex on Apr 26, 2025 7:31 PM CDT reply actions
For any given recruit, you can argue ranking all day long
In aggregate, rankings tend to tell a pretty accurate story
by nobis60 on Apr 26, 2025 7:35 PM CDT up reply actions
#5 - JAX - Justin Blackmon
Emmitt: Blackmon is Jamaican for black man. So he bring the multicultured aspect with the multi-talent aspect to his receiving ways.
by nobis60 on Apr 26, 2025 7:33 PM CDT reply actions
Here goes Honey Bear
Karl..... Schiefen sie die fenster......SHOOT the GLASS
by MeatchickenHorn on Apr 26, 2025 7:37 PM CDT reply actions
#6 - DAL - Morris Claiborne
That had best be a lockdown secondary - at least I’m pretty convinced Claiborne is a blue chip guy. Hate to burn that second rounder, but Claiborne should keep us from watching any more 75-yard jaunts from Victor Cruz.
Michael: HE GOT THAT CONFIDENCE TO PLAY OUT ON AN ISLAND OR TO WEAR A MINK COAT TO A DRUG TRIAL.
by nobis60 on Apr 26, 2025 7:39 PM CDT reply actions
Why is the Cowboys' war room the only one posing for a damn photo op?
by nobis60 on Apr 26, 2025 7:40 PM CDT up reply actions
So this kid kinda has to be Darrell Revis for this to be a good pick right?
In light of the whole “Dallas has only blue chips and bums on the roster, no talent after the first 22” argument?
by Amen Amachigh on Apr 26, 2025 7:48 PM CDT up reply actions
If he's not great.
It was a bomb. Particularly since some good players are going to make it to 14 now.
by Scipio Tex on Apr 26, 2025 7:49 PM CDT up reply actions
Juuuuust checking,
Jerry Jones….God love him, he’s going to keep swinging for the fences huh? I guess I’d feel weird if it was any other way
by Amen Amachigh on Apr 26, 2025 7:51 PM CDT up reply actions
He doesn't have to be the best corner in the league, but he better be in the top 10 pretty soon
Money matters in the league too - this probably ensures that we don’t drop $8 million a season on Mike Jenkins after this season.
But yeah - losing that second rounder stings.
by nobis60 on Apr 26, 2025 7:50 PM CDT up reply actions
Jenkins, Scandrick, Claiborne and Brandon Carr
Not a bad corner competition going on next year….
by Amen Amachigh on Apr 26, 2025 7:54 PM CDT up reply actions
Of all the trade-up scenarios
Claiborne is the one I can most live with. If we have three right corners, I’m going to laugh.
by Scipio Tex on Apr 26, 2025 7:42 PM CDT reply actions
#7 - JAX - Mark Barron
Look out, Andrew Luck - you got a strong safety in your division now!
by nobis60 on Apr 26, 2025 7:46 PM CDT reply actions
The highlights purporting to show his range sideline to sideline
Don’t.
by Scipio Tex on Apr 26, 2025 7:47 PM CDT up reply actions
The ghost of Al Davis
just tried to draft Usain Bolt.
by Scipio Tex on Apr 26, 2025 7:48 PM CDT reply actions 2 recs
Unbelievable.
Tannehill makes the Christian Ponder reach look like Peter Dinklage in the steeplechase.
by Scipio Tex on Apr 26, 2025 7:51 PM CDT reply actions
#8 - MIA - Ryan Tannehill
Emmitt: They say reading is fun and mental but while Tenenbaum have that measurability can he read what the defense want to do?
by nobis60 on Apr 26, 2025 7:51 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Miami....
You were being roundly clowned for even thinking about making this pick…how can this happen? How can people telegraph that you are going to do something stupid…and you do it anyway? You should have made another pick off of principle….
You’re drafting someone who lost to Case Mccoy.
by Amen Amachigh on Apr 26, 2025 7:53 PM CDT reply actions
is it just me?
or is Tannehill’s upside about what Miami didn’t bother resigning?
by Pflash on Apr 26, 2025 7:53 PM CDT reply actions
His upside is pretty damn high
But it all depends on him learning to make reads 2, 3 and 4 - a very big if.
by nobis60 on Apr 26, 2025 7:54 PM CDT up reply actions
I don't know...
you gotta remember, pretty much every defense he faces will be even better than Texas’ last Thanksgiving…
and which stout defenses has he ever lit up?
by Pflash on Apr 26, 2025 8:00 PM CDT up reply actions
on the other hand...
he really interviews well, so they’ve got that going for them…
by Pflash on Apr 26, 2025 8:01 PM CDT up reply actions
None.
That’s the disconcerting aspect of his game. He fell off a goddamn cliff against solid D - particularly teams with a good secondary that could force second reads. What do you think the NFL is about?
by Scipio Tex on Apr 26, 2025 8:02 PM CDT up reply actions
that depends...
you talking about the regular NFL season or the NFL draft season?
for the draft season, you basically really need to look like someone who has worked out in the past. Once the real bullets start flying, a lot of draft grades look silly. And bad teams keep looking bad.
by Pflash on Apr 26, 2025 8:04 PM CDT up reply actions
The funny thing is that the Dolphins have a great infrastructure
They’re the rare NFL team that’s one solid QB and one solid WR away from doubling their win total.
by Scipio Tex on Apr 26, 2025 8:05 PM CDT up reply actions
#9 - CAR - Luke Kuechly
The Panthers have a fetish for spending high picks on linebackers while they get the shit kicked out of them on the DL.
by nobis60 on Apr 26, 2025 7:56 PM CDT reply actions
They forgot what Jenkins and Peppers did for them.
Like taking them to Super Bowls and shit.
by Scipio Tex on Apr 26, 2025 7:57 PM CDT up reply actions
If the Bills draft Ingram
Every QB in the NFL will be dreading their trip to Western NY.
by Scipio Tex on Apr 26, 2025 7:56 PM CDT reply actions
The Panthers just lined up the next top 7 on defense and threw a dart
by Amen Amachigh on Apr 26, 2025 7:57 PM CDT reply actions
That's the whole enterprise
They think it’s football and it’s actually just darts.
by tearaway20 on Apr 26, 2025 8:30 PM CDT up reply actions
Who projected an inside LB going before a defensive lineman?
That’s not what it says in the drafting for dummies book…
by Amen Amachigh on Apr 26, 2025 7:59 PM CDT reply actions
Gilmore.
Solid. Bills are going to play some D this year.
by Scipio Tex on Apr 26, 2025 7:59 PM CDT reply actions
#10 - BUF - Stephon Gilmore
I guess they’re giving up on Leodis McKelvin - probably a good move.
Emmitt: They was likely to get blowed out because that secondary failed to cover its responsibility. Now with this pick the coverage gets better so the blowing will get less.
by nobis60 on Apr 26, 2025 8:00 PM CDT reply actions
Looks like the Bills want to try to keep people out of the 30s on a consistent basis this year
Good plan.
by Amen Amachigh on Apr 26, 2025 8:03 PM CDT up reply actions
They're going to tear the Mark Sanchez a new asshole.
I know that much.
by Scipio Tex on Apr 26, 2025 8:04 PM CDT up reply actions
#11 - KC - Dontari Poe
Hahaha dammit - I originally had the Chiefs taking him and I bought into all Mayock’s risk averse/adverse talk.
Michael: WHEN HE STEP ON THE SCALE IT GO PAST THE NUMBERS AND IT JUST SAY BIIIIIIIG. cackles for 20 seconds
by nobis60 on Apr 26, 2025 8:05 PM CDT reply actions
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW...................
Uh….sorry J.Charles….
by Amen Amachigh on Apr 26, 2025 8:05 PM CDT reply actions
Mike mayock's meme this year is
Risk Adverse!
by Vasherized on Apr 26, 2025 8:06 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
Poe is a head case and has limited moved
Cox was the better option there but can he play NT?
by Vasherized on Apr 26, 2025 8:07 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
The first DL comes off the board...and he's from the Conference USA?
SMU!! SMU!! SMU!! lol
by Amen Amachigh on Apr 26, 2025 8:06 PM CDT reply actions
Dangit...so you're telling me the Eagles are going to get Fletcher Cox anyway?
And they keep a 2nd rounder?
by Amen Amachigh on Apr 26, 2025 8:07 PM CDT reply actions
When Poe tackle the QB
he say,“Nevermore.”
That’s all I’ve got people.
by Scipio Tex on Apr 26, 2025 8:07 PM CDT reply actions
Delete before anyone else reads it
by Vasherized on Apr 26, 2025 8:08 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Claiborne
I’m pretty sure the Ryan Brother MO is: We can outscheme the run and we can scheme a pass-rush…if we have lockdown athletes at corner to afford us the resources.
So, I think that move makes sense, although it was mighty costly for a team with a lot of needs.
by Nickel Rover on Apr 26, 2025 8:11 PM CDT reply actions
Poe has average college tape
But works out really well.
HMMMMMMMMMMMM. Is Memphis being coached by baboons? Maybe the NFL guys think they can fix him in one mini-camp.
by Scipio Tex on Apr 26, 2025 8:11 PM CDT reply actions
Yeah - you want to hear bad tape and bad motor
Maybe you can motivate him. If he’s got bad tape in C-USA and a GOOD motor - maybe he can’t play?
by nobis60 on Apr 26, 2025 8:13 PM CDT up reply actions
E-A-G-L-E-S
I just shotgunned a Yuengling and snorted a can of cheez whiz.
Amaze me, Andy Reid!
by Vasherized on Apr 26, 2025 8:12 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
Vile population in Philly
I’d rather hang out with Dallas golf pricks.
by Scipio Tex on Apr 26, 2025 8:12 PM CDT up reply actions
They shoot Golf Pricks
For target practice in north Philly.
by Vasherized on Apr 26, 2025 8:13 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
#12 - PHI - Fletcher Cox
Hope the Cowboys can grab a solid guard or center in the second round to keep Cox from teeing off on Romo for the next five DAMMIT
Michael: THIS PICK GETTING A BIG RESPONSE FROM THE EAGLES FANS, LIKE THEY CHEERING THE PLAYMAKER’S DAMAGED CERVICAL SPINE.
by nobis60 on Apr 26, 2025 8:12 PM CDT reply actions
Oh hellllll yeah
That Eagles D just got better. Now get some linebackers.
by Vasherized on Apr 26, 2025 8:13 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
How poor of a job
has Mack and the staff done in the past few years where we sit and watch kids from Baylor, aggy, Podunk U all drafted WAY ahead of any Longhorns.
by ransomstoddard on Apr 26, 2025 8:14 PM CDT reply actions
2015?
The fact that Texas will have no draftable players on offense has been discussed on this site, ad nauseam. Just didn’t feel like banging my head against that wall again.
by Amen Amachigh on Apr 26, 2025 8:18 PM CDT up reply actions
Take a cianide bath dude
Might feel good?
by Vasherized on Apr 26, 2025 8:15 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Tampa Bay took Barron?
oh man…more dumb than smart so far. I think the wise teams, as a rule, dodge the top 10 picks.
by Nickel Rover on Apr 26, 2025 8:16 PM CDT reply actions
Top 10 picks are a lot more valuable now that the attendant salary has been basically halved
But you had best be Ed Damn Reed for me to be spending a Top 10 pick on you at safety
by nobis60 on Apr 26, 2025 8:18 PM CDT up reply actions
yeah true
but even still, you better be safe.
by Nickel Rover on Apr 26, 2025 8:19 PM CDT up reply actions
if you're stuck with a top 10...
you want the last one. that’s how bad it is. Even with the new cba.
by tearaway20 on Apr 26, 2025 8:35 PM CDT up reply actions
I understand the point
but if you can get a franchise QB or a Jonathan Ogden style OT, you’re quite happy to draft at the top. The problem is when you’re drafting a guy at #6 who isn’t appreciably better than #22.
by Scipio Tex on Apr 26, 2025 8:37 PM CDT up reply actions
that's true
there are a few top 10 guys you just won’t find anywhere else. You just don’t want to use a top 10 on an “upside” pick.
by Nickel Rover on Apr 26, 2025 8:38 PM CDT up reply actions
Recruiting matters?
Blackmon was a mid 3 star pick. Offers from OSU and a bunch of nobodies. Of course, Mack missed on him.
by ransomstoddard on Apr 26, 2025 8:18 PM CDT reply actions
Floyd and Fitzgerald
Damn. That’s a physical receiving corps.
by Scipio Tex on Apr 26, 2025 8:18 PM CDT reply actions
Unfortunately, Floyd and Fitzgerald are also more physical than the Cardinals' tackles
by nobis60 on Apr 26, 2025 8:19 PM CDT up reply actions
plus Kolb and Skelton throwing to them...
but if they ever get a good QB… yikes!
by Pflash on Apr 26, 2025 8:30 PM CDT up reply actions
#13 - ARI - Michael Floyd
Rich Eisen just called Floyd the ‘dark horse’ - RACIST.
by nobis60 on Apr 26, 2025 8:19 PM CDT reply actions
Good pick for the Cardinals.
Floyd is legit.
by Vasherized on Apr 26, 2025 8:19 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
I will be shocked if J.Fish reaches for Stephen Hill here...
by Amen Amachigh on Apr 26, 2025 8:21 PM CDT reply actions
Rams trade 14th pick for an entire Arena team
improves vastly.
by Vasherized on Apr 26, 2025 8:28 PM CDT reply actions
#14 - STL - Michael Brockers
Michael: THIS AN AFOLETE EXCEEDING MOST OTHER AFOLETES THEY COULD PICK. HE HAS THE MAN STREMF AND THAT MAN SIZE.
by nobis60 on Apr 26, 2025 8:28 PM CDT reply actions
Hmm
The duration and surface area contact on these draftee-Goodell hugs are making me kind of uncomfortable.
http://aseaofblue.com | https://www.barkingcarnival.com | @JC_Hoops
by jc25 on Apr 26, 2025 8:29 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
#15 - SEA - Bruce Irvin
HOOOO-LEEE SHIT.
I thought it was possible he could sneak into the end of the first round, but WOW.
by nobis60 on Apr 26, 2025 8:31 PM CDT reply actions
Miami thinks this was a great pick
The REACH award has been reclaimed quickly.
by Vasherized on Apr 26, 2025 8:34 PM CDT reply actions
They almost certainly could have gotten him later
And someone like Chandler Jones was likely a better choice.
But Irvin will make a hell of a tandem with run-down DE Red Bryant.
by nobis60 on Apr 26, 2025 8:38 PM CDT up reply actions
Ingram and Coples have to be off the board soon
Let the run on DEs begin!
by Vasherized on Apr 26, 2025 8:36 PM CDT reply actions
ends
aren’t really valuable in today’s game. What you want are running backs.
by Nickel Rover on Apr 26, 2025 8:37 PM CDT up reply actions
#16 - NYJ - Quinton Coples
Makes sense when you figure that Rex Ryan assumes he can make any player run through walls for him and the only knock on Coples is motor/motivation
by nobis60 on Apr 26, 2025 8:40 PM CDT reply actions
Quinton Coples
I find your tape indifferent.
by Scipio Tex on Apr 26, 2025 8:40 PM CDT reply actions
Take DBs and WRs in the second round
Good data by Barnwell.
They tend to fare just as well as first round picks. Not the case for linemen.
by Vasherized on Apr 26, 2025 8:40 PM CDT reply actions
Add RBs to that list.
such as LeSean McCoy you Eagles fanboy Joffrey Lannister clone.
by Scipio Tex on Apr 26, 2025 8:41 PM CDT up reply actions
Holy F - did anyone else just get that FarmersOnly.com dating site commercial on NFL Network???
by nobis60 on Apr 26, 2025 8:43 PM CDT reply actions
No. Maybe it's because you live in Itasca
by Scipio Tex on Apr 26, 2025 8:44 PM CDT up reply actions
I got a PSA about tooth decay from Larry The Cable Guy
Wish I was kidding.
by Scipio Tex on Apr 26, 2025 8:44 PM CDT up reply actions
Steelers have to love all the OL sliding here
by HornsUpInLA on Apr 26, 2025 8:45 PM CDT reply actions
#17 - CIN - Dre Kirkpatrick
Solid pick by Cincy - they really missed Jonathan Joseph last season.
by nobis60 on Apr 26, 2025 8:46 PM CDT reply actions
Dre Kirkpatrick closer to being a Longhorn than most know
But baby mama drama.
by Scipio Tex on Apr 26, 2025 8:47 PM CDT reply actions
IRVIN
Will attack any wide receiver, like me with scissors when someone cuts in line at the haircut.
by Scipio Tex on Apr 26, 2025 8:48 PM CDT reply actions
I love Melvin Ingram
And I don’t think his size is an issue at all.
by Scipio Tex on Apr 26, 2025 8:54 PM CDT reply actions
Look at that big mf'er turn his hips.
Goddamn.
by Scipio Tex on Apr 26, 2025 8:54 PM CDT reply actions
A phrase equally applicable to prospect tape and a night out in the Castro district
by nobis60 on Apr 26, 2025 8:56 PM CDT up reply actions
OK now I hope he falls to the 49ers
Just so we can see a stadium sign that reads ’DeCastro’s District’
by nobis60 on Apr 26, 2025 8:57 PM CDT up reply actions
#18 - SD - Melvin Ingram
That’s a steal for them - he’s the best 3-4 OLB prospect in the draft and comes in the most ready to rush the passer. Might be a little questionable against the run, but it’s the NFL in 2012 so who cares?
Emmitt: This is a man who can fly around the football and carouse the ball carrier.
by nobis60 on Apr 26, 2025 8:54 PM CDT reply actions
His highlights this year were pretty fantastic.
Didnt he score on a fake punt or something?
by HornsUpInLA on Apr 26, 2025 8:55 PM CDT up reply actions
Yup they showed the highlight of him hauling ass after taking a snap from upback
Tremendous athlete
by nobis60 on Apr 26, 2025 8:59 PM CDT up reply actions
Boise St probably probably gets 6 guys drafted this year
pretty amazing developmental program.
by Scipio Tex on Apr 26, 2025 9:00 PM CDT reply actions
3 Defensive Lineman in the first 4 rounds - Proably 8 guys stick in the league this year
All 2 star and 3 star guys. Moral of the story, lack of entitlement, lots of competition, intensity and great development coaching does matter.
by IUTex on Apr 28, 2025 12:02 AM CDT up reply actions
#19 - CHI - Shea McClellin
Wow - the Boise boy makes good! Figured he’d be more of a 3-4 LB guy but he’s a very solid rusher. Boise really has something going on up there - you can scheme O but that’s another defensive athlete taken high.
by nobis60 on Apr 26, 2025 9:01 PM CDT reply actions
Rebort is Jon "Bones" Jones brother Chandler from the Cuse
by HornsUpInLA on Apr 26, 2025 9:03 PM CDT up reply actions
That family is fairly athletic.
Probably also don’t want to mouth off to them at their family picnic.
by Scipio Tex on Apr 26, 2025 9:04 PM CDT up reply actions
Some families are that way
Reminds me of a great SI article a few years back on the Rolle clan in south Florida
by nobis60 on Apr 26, 2025 9:06 PM CDT up reply actions
I think Rich Eisen just accidentally said 'Courtney'
So it could be Upshaw, who just seems like a tailor-made Belichick guy.
by nobis60 on Apr 26, 2025 9:04 PM CDT up reply actions
watch it be the next best
corner. Belichek likes to play man.
by Nickel Rover on Apr 26, 2025 9:06 PM CDT reply actions
Michael Irvin called Wright to Tennessee on the NFL mock
by HornsUpInLA on Apr 26, 2025 9:07 PM CDT reply actions
if only they had
a mobile QB who could buy time and make deep throws like RGIII. But those are hard to come by.
by Nickel Rover on Apr 26, 2025 9:09 PM CDT up reply actions
#20 - TEN - Kendall Wright
Michael: I RAN 500 PASS ROUTES EVERY DAY UNTIL I THREW UP ON THE PRACTICE FIELD, THEN ME AND ALFREDO TORE UP 5 STRIPPERS AND A PLATE OF COCAINE - AND I STILL MADE IT IN TO LIFT WEIGHTS AT 6AM. THIS WORK ETHIC LACKING TODAY, BUT HE HAVE IT AND THAT WHY HE MY MOCK DRAFT GUY.
by nobis60 on Apr 26, 2025 9:08 PM CDT reply actions
Nickel Rover
totally wrong. I wasn’t expecting that. Don’t mind though, and that’s cheaper than in Nobis’ mock.
by Nickel Rover on Apr 26, 2025 9:12 PM CDT up reply actions
#21 - NE - Chandler Jones
Heard that’s who they wanted - they just didn’t have to give up as much as I figured to get him. Maybe Brady finally said, “Look, I’m 35 - quit jacking off with these trade downs and get a premium guy.”
by nobis60 on Apr 26, 2025 9:12 PM CDT reply actions
Emmitt, your thoughts?
Emmitt: The Patriots lay low in a panther way so you think they sit still in the draft spot then BAM they raise up all Tora Tora Tora to get they man and Pearl Harbor get blowed up.
by nobis60 on Apr 26, 2025 9:18 PM CDT up reply actions
Holy shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Brandon Weeden
by Scipio Tex on Apr 26, 2025 9:12 PM CDT reply actions
I really like weeden
but the dude reminds me a lot of Graham Harrell on tape. Really good at making AirRaid reads.
by Nickel Rover on Apr 26, 2025 9:13 PM CDT up reply actions
#22 - CLE - Brandon Weeden
Hahahaha - Cleveland loses a possible trade-up partner when New England deals their pick and then panics and grabs Weeden at 22.
by nobis60 on Apr 26, 2025 9:14 PM CDT reply actions
no you're not
this is exactly what we expected them to do…blame the failures on colt an try to replace the who spot rather than build a team where he could succeed
"Statistics are like a bikini. What they reveal is suggestive, but what they conceal is vital." ~ Aaron Levenstein
twitter - @aaronbrotman
by Elm City Horn on Apr 26, 2025 9:26 PM CDT via Android app up reply actions
This draft crowd is pro-USA
I’m encouraged. Cue up the Lee Greenwood!
by Scipio Tex on Apr 26, 2025 9:14 PM CDT reply actions
Refreshing to see fewer pro-Taliban signs in the crowd this year
by nobis60 on Apr 26, 2025 9:15 PM CDT up reply actions
The support for North Korea in 2009
was disconcerting. Perhaps impacted by Hines Ward retirement.
by Scipio Tex on Apr 26, 2025 9:16 PM CDT up reply actions
Cleveland shoots themselves in the foot twice in the first round.
Hell of a brain trust you’ve assembled there, Holmgren. I feel bad for Colt though.
by Saul! on Apr 26, 2025 9:15 PM CDT reply actions
Wow...Cleveland will always be a bottom feeder.
They draft horribly every single year. Instead of getting a freaking playmaker WR, they take Weeden and will overpay him bigtime.
Colt has to be pissed now.
by STLaw on Apr 26, 2025 9:16 PM CDT reply actions
A lot of moves Cleveland could have made
with those two picks. They drafted like a fat fantasy football enthusiast in a Yahoo league. Names/stats/shiny things. Fucking idiots.
by Scipio Tex on Apr 26, 2025 9:18 PM CDT up reply actions
Yup - unbelievable
The sooner Colt escapes that shitpit the better.
by nobis60 on Apr 26, 2025 9:19 PM CDT up reply actions
well, gotta keep those high draft picks coming...
one of these years they’ll really hit the jackpot.
Stupid teams do stupid things. Repeatedly…
by Pflash on Apr 26, 2025 9:20 PM CDT up reply actions
I so want Titus Young to get nicknamed Starscream
And continually try to undermine Johnson at every turn
by nobis60 on Apr 26, 2025 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Ha ha ha ha.
That made me laugh out loud. Even as a child, I loved Starscream’s scheming.
by Scipio Tex on Apr 26, 2025 9:22 PM CDT up reply actions
#23 - DET - Riley Reiff
Very solid pick for Detroit - both tackle spots were shaky as hell and although Reiff was questionable as a Top 10 guy he’s a hell of a get at 23.
by nobis60 on Apr 26, 2025 9:20 PM CDT reply actions
The Steelers and Ravens are laughing openly at the Browns right now
by Scipio Tex on Apr 26, 2025 9:20 PM CDT reply actions
Fucking Steelers get a dominant OG
Jesus Christ. All you have to do is run your franchise with adults and the picks fall right to you.
by Scipio Tex on Apr 26, 2025 9:21 PM CDT reply actions
AFC North has no adults
just hooligans and unics
by STLaw on Apr 26, 2025 9:24 PM CDT up reply actions
and the corollary to stupid teams doing stupid things...
the smart teams just keep getting lucky…
by Pflash on Apr 26, 2025 9:22 PM CDT reply actions
the draft is little other than luck
the smart teams are just more aware of it
by tearaway20 on Apr 26, 2025 9:26 PM CDT up reply actions
#24 - PIT - David DeCastro
Unbelievable great fortune for the Steelers - they go from a hideous guard tandem to a guy who’ll probably be a Top 10 guard in the league as a rook. Get ready to grab Isaac Redman in the third round in your fantasy drafts.
by nobis60 on Apr 26, 2025 9:22 PM CDT reply actions
Patriots loading up on D
They’ve got another run in them, for sure.
by Scipio Tex on Apr 26, 2025 9:23 PM CDT reply actions
The pats
are drafting for the future, a luxury afforded by competent management that doesn’t require trading up to draft 1st round picks on positions you just used 1st rounds picks on.
by Nickel Rover on Apr 26, 2025 9:26 PM CDT up reply actions
The Pats are loading up. Jones & Hightower. Sounds like Police Academy
by HornsUpInLA on Apr 26, 2025 9:23 PM CDT reply actions
I can't recall any of the other characters' names but...
Does this promise good things for Steve Gutenberg at safety?
by Saul! on Apr 26, 2025 9:26 PM CDT up reply actions
Mahoney!
AKA the Mahoneybager
"Casa de mi Padre" which is Spanish for the vagina of the sun
by Ese-De-SA on Apr 26, 2025 9:28 PM CDT up reply actions
Bun in the oven
half-shirt was a very big selling item back then
by Scipio Tex on Apr 26, 2025 9:29 PM CDT up reply actions
#25 - NE - Dante Hightower
It’ll be very interesting to see what kind of alignment they run with these picks - Jones and Hightower can probably be very functional in both a 3-4 and a 4-3.
by nobis60 on Apr 26, 2025 9:25 PM CDT reply actions
that's the idea
40 side and 30 side. Half the front is 2-gapping, the other half is single-gapping. It can be a 3 DL or 4 DL front, doesn’t really make a difference.
by Nickel Rover on Apr 26, 2025 9:27 PM CDT up reply actions
IRVIN
THESE HO’S BEST BE ABLE TO TWO-GAP WHEN ALFREDO AND I COME IN THE ROOM.
by nobis60 on Apr 26, 2025 9:28 PM CDT up reply actions
Kobe thinks that when a ho won't two gap
it can lead to “complications.”
by Scipio Tex on Apr 26, 2025 9:30 PM CDT up reply actions
I've heard that rumour
is that the prevailing theory? Actually, I just read it in the simmons book.
by Nickel Rover on Apr 26, 2025 9:36 PM CDT up reply actions
so
you read it in the simmons book and think it’s the best explanation. You masterful fraud.
by Nickel Rover on Apr 26, 2025 9:45 PM CDT up reply actions
No, no
This was kind of known long before BS.
by Scipio Tex on Apr 26, 2025 9:53 PM CDT up reply actions
hightower
has been trained to run the Pats D for the last several years. Potential back-up for Mayo OR possible OLB. I like it.
by Nickel Rover on Apr 26, 2025 9:25 PM CDT reply actions
I figured the Pats would make a run at one or more 'Bama defenders
Saban’s sophistication on D is like a finishing school for future Pats.
by nobis60 on Apr 26, 2025 9:27 PM CDT up reply actions
#26 - HOU - Whitney Mercilus
I figured they’d be satisfied with Barwin and and Reed on the outside, but Mercilus is hard to pass up there and they can likely get a second-round WR who’ll be just fine in that offense.
by nobis60 on Apr 26, 2025 9:30 PM CDT reply actions
Cool name for LB
"Casa de mi Padre" which is Spanish for the vagina of the sun
by Ese-De-SA on Apr 26, 2025 9:31 PM CDT up reply actions
It's not quite up there with Logan Steelcock and Steve D'Capitator
But it’s pretty solid.
by nobis60 on Apr 26, 2025 9:32 PM CDT up reply actions
Now the 49ers are going to take Hill
Cleveland has to be smoking some serious dope
by STLaw on Apr 26, 2025 9:30 PM CDT reply actions
They had #4 and #22
And ended up turning that into five burned picks for a running back and a 29-year old QB. Wowzers.
by nobis60 on Apr 26, 2025 9:34 PM CDT up reply actions
BUT THEY HAVE A RB AND A QB
AND THOSE ARE THE BESTEST POSITIONS!
by Scipio Tex on Apr 26, 2025 9:35 PM CDT up reply actions
pretty sweet skype party at the Mercilus crib
and thanks for the flash, girlfrennnn.
by Vasherized on Apr 26, 2025 9:33 PM CDT reply actions
I won't pretend to know shit about him.
I suspect he is Wisconsiny.
by Scipio Tex on Apr 26, 2025 9:36 PM CDT up reply actions
come on
you’ve made it an art form. make up something and we’ll believe it!
by Vasherized on Apr 26, 2025 9:37 PM CDT up reply actions
He is a plus athlete with the measurables of Jayne Mansfield in her prime
by Scipio Tex on Apr 26, 2025 9:38 PM CDT up reply actions
OMG SCORPIO NAILED IT
Again.
/sends link to entire family.
by Vasherized on Apr 26, 2025 9:39 PM CDT up reply actions
I think they can all block really well
Except for Nagy. He can’t block at all.
Sigh.
by nobis60 on Apr 26, 2025 9:37 PM CDT up reply actions
#27 - CIN - Kevin Zeitler
That’s a great grab for Cincy - Cordy Glenn may have more upside but Zeitler was the most pro-ready guy after DeCastro and he can even play some C if they want. Bobbie Williams is old as hell and Clint Boling has shown no evidence that he can play in the league, so good marriage of talent and need.
by nobis60 on Apr 26, 2025 9:36 PM CDT reply actions
How do you know this shit, you fanatical lunatic?
by Scipio Tex on Apr 26, 2025 9:36 PM CDT up reply actions
Short answer: A lull in deals at work and probably some autism
by nobis60 on Apr 26, 2025 9:38 PM CDT up reply actions
You have a slight dusting of Aspergers IMO
But the handsome kind.
by Scipio Tex on Apr 26, 2025 9:39 PM CDT up reply actions
I like to diagnose any unknown malady as Crohn's Disease
by Vasherized on Apr 26, 2025 9:40 PM CDT up reply actions
I suspect
triskaidekaphobia
"Casa de mi Padre" which is Spanish for the vagina of the sun
by Ese-De-SA on Apr 26, 2025 9:44 PM CDT up reply actions
Same could be said about many here at BC....
but definitely handsome.
by hh500 on Apr 27, 2025 8:57 AM CDT up reply actions
Its all a spectrum anyways.... its workout well for Bill Gates
by HornsUpInLA on Apr 26, 2025 9:40 PM CDT up reply actions
Sometimes it just makes you wear comfortable sweaters
by Scipio Tex on Apr 26, 2025 9:41 PM CDT up reply actions
One more reason to look forward to fall
Those things are hotter than two rats fucking in a wool sock during a Texas summer
by nobis60 on Apr 26, 2025 9:43 PM CDT up reply actions
The Browns will start their draft preparation next May as well.
Only it will be for this draft instead of the next.
by Saul! on Apr 26, 2025 9:41 PM CDT up reply actions
Nice pickup for GB
Perry has good size for an OLB in their 3-4.
by STLaw on Apr 26, 2025 9:41 PM CDT reply actions
First round draws to a close
and Austin waits for a Longhorn to be drafted…
by Nickel Rover on Apr 26, 2025 9:41 PM CDT reply actions
of course
still. It’s like when you watch RGIII and consider that we offered him as WR.
by Nickel Rover on Apr 26, 2025 9:43 PM CDT up reply actions
#28 - GB - Nick Perry
The Packers learned the same thing as the Cowboys last year - when you run a 3-4 and only have one pass rusher that can get home, it’s bad ju-ju.
by nobis60 on Apr 26, 2025 9:41 PM CDT reply actions
Keep the anti-Semitism to a minimum, please
by Scipio Tex on Apr 26, 2025 9:42 PM CDT up reply actions
Vikes jump back in for the Ravens at the end of the 1st Round
by HornsUpInLA on Apr 26, 2025 9:42 PM CDT reply actions
Vikes could go with Jannoris Jenkins...
Have to have CBs in that division with Megatron, Jennings, and BMarsh
by HornsUpInLA on Apr 26, 2025 9:43 PM CDT reply actions
#29 - MIN - Harrison Smith
White safety alert! White safety alert!
by nobis60 on Apr 26, 2025 9:45 PM CDT reply actions
nobis is dictating his posts to hired escorts
by Vasherized on Apr 26, 2025 9:45 PM CDT reply actions
HARBAUGHED
AJ Jenkins.
Who the fuck is this guy?
by Vasherized on Apr 26, 2025 9:50 PM CDT reply actions
Illinois had WRs on the field this year?
by HornsUpInLA on Apr 26, 2025 9:51 PM CDT up reply actions
But is he first round good, Mike?
NOT RISK ADVERSE
by Vasherized on Apr 26, 2025 9:51 PM CDT reply actions
#30 - SF - AJ Jenkins
Wow - grabbing Jenkins with Stephen Hill, Reuben Randle and others on the board is a little nuts.
by nobis60 on Apr 26, 2025 9:51 PM CDT reply actions
Harbaugh planning on his Midas touch I guess
by HornsUpInLA on Apr 26, 2025 9:52 PM CDT up reply actions
Marshall Faulk says another Matt Forte.
I say holdout, Doug.
by Saul! on Apr 26, 2025 9:59 PM CDT up reply actions
Ha.
Only said due to Forte’s issues with Bears.
by Saul! on Apr 26, 2025 10:08 PM CDT up reply actions
#31 - TB - Doug Martin
They needed a guy you could use on third down given LaGarrette Blount’s ineptitude in the passing game - Cordy Glenn would really have looked good there though.
by nobis60 on Apr 26, 2025 9:58 PM CDT reply actions
True.
Why not grab an all-purpose back in the 3rd round?
by Scipio Tex on Apr 26, 2025 10:01 PM CDT up reply actions
Giants pick
David Wilson from VA Tech. He’ll split time with Bradshaw.
Interesting 1st round. Some great players still around in Round 2.
by Scipio Tex on Apr 26, 2025 10:05 PM CDT reply actions
#32 - NYG - David Wilson
I actually like him better than Martin because he’s got some special speed and shake.
by nobis60 on Apr 26, 2025 10:06 PM CDT reply actions
David Wilson VT to NYG
Couldn’t be worse than Brandon Jacobs, right?
by Saul! on Apr 26, 2025 10:07 PM CDT reply actions
Jacobs was pretty bad against 30 teams in the league
Unfortunately, the 31st team was Dallas…
by nobis60 on Apr 26, 2025 10:09 PM CDT up reply actions
Browns fans are officially pissed
Checked their boards and most are not happy at all. Calling it another Brady v Anderson debacle.
by STLaw on Apr 26, 2025 10:14 PM CDT reply actions
They also gave away picks in fourth, fifth, and seventh rounds to move up one.
Apparently their scouts are so bad they didn’t trust them to identify any RBs other than Trent Richardson in the event he wasn’t available at 4.
Browns fans should adopt another franchise to root on or double up on visits to their shrinks.
by Saul! on Apr 26, 2025 10:30 PM CDT up reply actions
A quick between-round ass kiss
I’ve been working late tonight and following this, as well as twitter, DS and ESPN via my phone. This was the most enjoyable by far. Thanks for doing it..
by tx2step on Apr 26, 2025 10:24 PM CDT reply actions
Thanks man - it was a lot of fun!
Because I have some sort of NFL-related disorder I think I’m going to put one up for Rounds 2-3 tomorrow night - everyone with no social life is invited to follow along!
by nobis60 on Apr 26, 2025 10:38 PM CDT up reply actions
thanks, but
that office replay on Hulu isn’t going to watch itself…
by Nickel Rover on Apr 27, 2025 6:04 AM CDT up reply actions
RGIII reminds me of
Andre 3000. Separated at birth?
by mdhorn on Apr 27, 2025 11:25 AM CDT reply actions
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