DeLoss Dodds Was Saying Things Today
by Sailor Ripley on May 31, 2025 4:55 PM CDT
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PrintAnd when DeLoss Dodds talks, lots of other people have things to say too.
Twitter makes it easy to follow along.
We already knew he was a gangster. Now he's got some new names...
Life of a kingmaker. RT @DanWolken: DeLoss Dodds, master troll of the world, is at it again I see.
— Bryan Fischer (@BryanDFischer) May 31, 2025
Or pimp.
DeLoss Dodds today/everyday: i.imgur.com/Oonva.gif
— Luke Zimmermann (@lukezim) May 31, 2025
Even Kirk Bohls was trying out a new handle.
Waiting for Commissio ... er Texas AD DeLoss Dodds for a presser soon.
— kbohls (@kbohls) May 31, 2025
Others just call him jefe.
BOSS. RT @JasonKirkSBN: DeLoss Dodds Slingin' Heat At Texas A&M;, SEC, Big East, Everyone sbn.to/LLGm0c
— WRNL (@WideRtNattyLt) May 31, 2025
A few more choice cuts:
Texas A&M is a given, right? RT @TeamSpeedKills: People DeLoss Dodds has insulted: Big East, the SEC and the BCS. Did I miss anyone?
— Bryan Fischer (@BryanDFischer) May 31, 2025
It's almost like DeLoss Dodds is completely OK with eliminating any possibility of being elected to College Station city council.
— David Ubben (@davidubben) May 31, 2025
When asked if the plus-one model was viable, DeLoss Dodds just rolled his eyes. A pretty strong no on that one.
— kbohls (@kbohls) May 31, 2025
I think DeLoss is half as savvy as they come and half ain't give a fuck.
There's a treasure trove here if you enjoy that sort of thing. Also, if somebody can doctor up this with DD's visage, that would be grand.
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Kneel before Deloss!
Classic. I’d rec this entire piece.
by TexanNick on May 31, 2025 5:32 PM CDT reply actions
It's DeLoss's world
and we just tweet in it, but somehow it feels right.
by Major Cult on Jun 1, 2025 4:36 PM CDT up reply actions
DeLoss Dodds don't care
Apparently aggies do though
that poll made me chuckle.
by armsch on May 31, 2025 6:07 PM CDT reply actions
I had to do a double take when I saw that poll.
Just wow. I know we make jokes, but are they that delusional in College Station, and does the SEC really have its head so far up its ass that they really believe just being a part of their conference will vault that program to the top?
Attention all planets of the solar federation
Attention all planets of the solar federation
Attention all planets of the solar federation
We have assumed control
We have assumed control
We have assumed control
by lnghrn53 on May 31, 2025 7:25 PM CDT up reply actions
Wow...that's beyond delusional.
But then again…what did you expect?
by e1 kabong on May 31, 2025 8:08 PM CDT up reply actions
Even though the numbers have come in on aggie's break-even move, they continue to shout...
from the highest mountaintop in College station (That’s like the smartest retard….) that they are going to make more money…and win the SEC by 2014 (mmmm…just….no). Put in that perspective, I suppose we shouldn’t be shocked
by e1 kabong on May 31, 2025 8:12 PM CDT up reply actions
Not only that
Bowen Loftin totally went for the bait. Woulda thought he was smarter than that.
by BobInHouston on May 31, 2025 8:07 PM CDT up reply actions
You've seen how
he dresses himself, right? Book learnin’ he may got, but that don’t make him Einstein.
A&M;'s all-male cheerleaders, or "Yell Leaders", will be right at home when visiting Arkansas. It's like "Deliverance", but it's real...
by bevosteve67 on Jun 1, 2025 9:35 AM CDT up reply actions
bleacher report is a joke
the ags belong
by cade21 on May 31, 2025 10:25 PM CDT via iPhone app up reply actions
Rolls eyes at plus-one... HA
F the BCS
I think DeLoss is half as savvy as they come and half ain’t give a fuck.
agree, and I like it
by bluejeans on May 31, 2025 9:05 PM CDT reply actions
Logic (aggie style)
“But now that the Aggies are in the SEC, there will be a group of recruits that grow up knowing Texas A&M as an SEC program.”
How does anyone argue with powerful logic like this?
I’m going to miss the farmers. They provide a unique brand of humor.
by Randolph Duke on Jun 1, 2025 12:14 AM CDT via mobile reply actions
There have been groups of recruits for decades that grew up knowing....
Vandy, Ole Miss, and Miss St. as SEC programs too. How’s that working out for them?
by Nunna Yo Bizness on Jun 1, 2025 9:09 AM CDT up reply actions
I somehow picture those three programs plus AtM as
The lovable foursome of losers on Big Bang Theory.
Aggies would have to be Sheldon, of course. And of course the actor in real life is gay as a jaybird.
by Philly Frog on Jun 1, 2025 11:37 AM CDT up reply actions
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