Arsene Wenger and the Failure of Imagination - A Futbol Preview
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Off seasons are kind of the same, regardless of the sport. Supporters and fans imagine massively expensive, unrealistic signings (Arsenal will sign Karim Benzema!!!! Seriously!!!!), while managers spin like crazy (Carlos Vela is back from injury!!!! It’s like a new signing!!!!) and rich clubs jockey to unsettle talented players who are under contract with smaller clubs (Piss off Barcelona and Man City). Also, it’s a bad time to be a fan of any but the richest clubs in the world – you mostly just hope not to lose the best of your young players and that maybe you’ll poach a good undiscovered talent from somewhere, even though you’ll only have the player for a couple of years at best.
This is the life of an Arsenal fan.
In case you missed last season, Arsenal started off like a house on fire then struggled with some injuries, then lost important games against physical teams that beat the hell out of them, then failed entirely to show up for important late season fixtures against the big clubs. You know, kind of like the year before last. And the year before that. Despite all of this, Arsene Wenger continues to look only for undersized Gallic talent, and continues to claim that the team is very close to success. This is all becoming as frustrating as watching Greg Davis call plays used to be.
I cannot adequately diagnose and explain all of the Arsenal’s problems. I can only tell you that tactically the game seems to have passed Wenger by and that you cannot rely on undersized finesse playmakers alone unless you are rich/lucky enough to have Xavi, Iniesta, and Messi in the same midfield, with David Villa in front of them. A poor man’s version with Nasri, Fabregas, and Wilshere ain’t going to cut it. Moreover, The Barca trio is capably backboned by the ironically spineless Sergio Busquets, the playfully coifed Carlos Puyol, and the imperious Gerard Pique. Whereas Arsenal has the occasionally brilliant Alex Song, the frequently mis-stepping Koscielny, the always injured Johan Djorou, and the completely incompetent Squillaci, a regular dog and pony show gifted mostly at gifting goals to Stoke City. Not a legitimate ballwinner in the group, even with Thomas Vermaelen returning this year.
Moreover, you cannot win games trophies when you consistently give up goals on set pieces and do not have a forward who can head the ball or an outside wing-back who can cross it. Or even when you take the one striker you have who arguably CAN head the ball, and then you inexplicably put him outside, wide right (Seriously, Bendtner??).

Gervinho

Joel Campbell needs to eat a couple of extra meals a day
Arsene Wenger looked at the same historic results that I did and wisely decided not to do a single, damn thing about it. You know, he bought some slightly built young players (19-year old Costa Rican striker Joel Campbell, who I actually think will be very, very good eventually, and Ivorian Gervinho, who is a slight 5’10”), was rumored to want to buy an even younger and smaller player (Juan Mata), and had made no real effort to find an actual left back. Rumors are that he is also looking at Phil Jagielka (oh please, let’s overpay for an overrated English center-half, really) and the giant Chris Samba (I would love for this to happen but it won’t), but neither of those deals has yet come to fruition.

All 5'6" of Juan Mata
Christopher Samba is a giant
In the meantime, both Fabregas and Nasri are unsettled, Clichy was sold on to Man City, Arshavin is supposedly less fat and lazy (we’ll see – he still has the best player website of all-time: http://www.arshavin.eu/en/news.php?id=517 ), and Bendtner (you know, the only striker we have who will head the ball) is supposedly on his way to Spain (how he is not going to the Bundesliga, where he would destroy and his style of play fits perfectly, I do not know).
Bacary Sagna has great hair
In other words, it is entirely possible that Arsenal could begin next season with Van Persie alone up top, Arshavin playing wide left (though he’ll actually crowd in and make sure we have no real width), Rosicky’s corpse playing in front of Wilshere and Song in the middle, Walcott wide right (where he can deftly push the ball too far in front of himself and run out of bounds or, occasionally, cross the ball to no one, poorly), with Vermalean and a pu-pu platter of too many consonants at center half, Kieran Gibbs a left back (ouch) and the colorful weave of Bacary Sagna at right back. Gervinho is first off the bench up front, Vela out wide. That is not a top 4 side. Not even close, even if you assume we live in fantasy land where Rosicky and Van Persie do not each miss half the season with injury. This is a dire future.
I do not know what is more frustrating, Wenger’s refusal to spend money on the right kind of player or his refusal to alter his system. You cannot just randomly throw 5’7” players all over the field because they are the best dribblers in practice. Nor can you rely on outside backs for all of your width if they cannot hit the broadside of a barn with crosses. Nor can you play with two defensive midfielders and two center backs and still expect to score goals with a patient build-up style of play (this basically only works if you have Shiva the Destroyer playing forward, a/k/a the Prince of Darkness, a/k/a Didier Drogba). Oh, also, the single striker things really only works if you have someone else in the side who can reliably chip in double-figures on goals to play off of him (RVP is a true hero, and the most effective player in the squad, but he needs help). Nevertheless, I can assure you that Arsenal will make all of these errors tactically in every match, just as it has since the Invincibles left. Henry and Vierra can cover up a lot, it turns out.
That’s the thing for me. Even if we buy both Samba and Jagielka, and Gervinho is a smaller version of Drogba, and Mata turns out to be a tougher version of Fabregas, I still don’t think we’ll get better results. Because I have no faith that Wenger can adjust his system to the talent he has to work with. And I have lost faith in Wenger’s system. It’s all wrong for the Premier League, which places a huge premium on strength, aerial ability, speed, defensive organization, finishing, quick counter-attacking, and the resilience to survive shocking tackles from shaved head thugs (looking at you Ryan Shawcross). Wenger stubbornly refuses to add any of these valuable attributes to the team. He just wants to upgrade individuals within a doomed system. This is like finding better horses for your cavalry to ride into battle against machine guns. It makes no sense.
I hate to say this, and I hope I’m wrong, but I do not think Arsenal will finish in the top 4 this year. I think Liverpool will pass them up (Suarez will be monstrous this year), and I do not think they can hang with either Manchester club or the evil Chelsea empire.
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Can’t believe I just read such a fantastic analysis of the Gunners on a Longhorns site. The Wenger/Greg Davis comparison is spot on. I actually think there are similarities between Arsene and Mack of last year — both are at extremely high profile teams with massive expectations, both have had success relatively recently but not really recently, both need(ed) to consider if massive changes to the coaching staff and/or system were required after showing loyalty to/idiotic stubborn adherence to a “tried and true” system.
For my part, I don’t think (perhaps wishfully) it will be quite as bad as you suggest. If Cesc goes and Nasri stays, and if Gervinho plays on one wing with Walcott on the other, the team could actually show more of the directness that is necessary to win in the Premier League. At least I hope so, last year’s cacophony of sideways and backward passes got eye-gougingly frustrating at times.
by Matt Penny on Jul 29, 2025 8:58 AM CDT reply actions
A “failure of imagination” is an Arsenal fan crying about not being a fan of one of the richest clubs in the world. No offence, like.
by UK_Horn on Jul 29, 2025 9:05 AM CDT reply actions
UK —
Fine, well, I consider the Arsenal middle-class at best. There are only Madrid, Barca, Man U, Man City, Chelski, and maybe the Milan clubs in the rich circle these days.
I’m assuming you support a smaller club, of which there are plenty, so I understand. But do not confuse the Arsenal with one of the big $ teams. We sell to those teams; we do not buy from them.
Matt —
Yeah, I got clearance from the highest BC corporate levels. I anticipate venom from middle-management for going outside proper channels. Vasherized hates the Gunners.
by Toadvine on Jul 29, 2025 9:09 AM CDT reply actions
Yeah, I was just being glib. And I don’t like Arsenal, so there’s that. Thanks for not telling me to go fuck myself tho. ;-)
by UK_Horn on Jul 29, 2025 9:13 AM CDT reply actions
As a MUFC fan, I find Wenger to be a twit. However, I think there is method to his transfer madness. I think he saw FFP coming, and has been holding on for dear life until its institution. It was a great plan while Chelsea were the only real big spenders in the league, and they had slowed down their purchases considerably 3 or 4 years ago. Then Sheik Mansour came along and blew up Wenger’s and Fergie’s business model. Arsenal and MUFC have always struggled to keep the southern Europeans away from Madrid and Barcelona, but having City tapping up your players and threatening to detonate your wage structure has been extremely difficult on both clubs.
You probably saw the comments from Peter Hill-Wood today. Looks like Arsenal are opening up the bidding on Fabregas. I always wondered why they didn’t just flog him off to Madrid and give Barcelona the finger. Madrid tap up like crazy, but they at least have the decency to overpay for your player after unsettling him. Those cheaters at Barcelona tap up even more openly just so that they can get a cut rate deal. Arsenal don’t need Fabs anyway. His departure clears the way for Nasri to stay.
Chill out though. You have paid off the Emirates debt, and you have the most profitable big club in the game. Once FFP comes around, Arsenal, MUFC, and the German clubs will be the biggest spenders in the market.
by KB on Jul 29, 2025 9:19 AM CDT reply actions
I have to disagree with is your characterization of Arsenal as a small club. They may have a small club’s mentality, but they’re the third most valuable club in the world and their annual income is massive. I wish that I rooted for a club as “small” as Arsenal. Money is there, for some reason they just don’t spend it.
by bigdukesix on Jul 29, 2025 9:24 AM CDT reply actions
I never called Arsenal a small club. Just said they are not a rich club. They balance the books, make more than they spend, run themselves like a proper business.
The problem is that the rich clubs do not. They spend like drunkards.
If FFP has any teeth in it then Arsenal will look fine, monetarily. My problem is that Wenger’s system is screwed up and I’m not sure buying players with fix that.
by Toadvine on Jul 29, 2025 9:31 AM CDT reply actions
Good news is I root for Arsenal when they play Manchester United.
I’m a Manchester City fan but I come by that honestly. My first edition of Football Manager was CM01 and City was the first big club to offer me the reins (they were still in the First Division or whatever it was called then). Then my brother started getting into soccer and he chose Chelsea two years before Abramovich bought them. We were pulling for good solid clubs that weren’t the easy choices (like those of you assholes that just picked one of the Big Three) and suddenly we both like evil empires.
by Huckleberry on Jul 29, 2025 9:36 AM CDT reply actions
Wenger’s system is fine. His problem is that he is a whiner, and that defeatist attitude permeates his team in the big matches. He’s been terrible at grooming a back four since Campbell left, but if he snags Jagielka and Samba, then problem solved. That pairing won’t win you the league but it will comfortably qualify you for CL next year.
by KB on Jul 29, 2025 9:52 AM CDT reply actions
I don’t think there is anything fundamentally wrong with Wenger’s system. I just don’t think he’s bought good players recently. Arsenal don’t spend big money very often, and when they do it seems that something always backfires on them - or they spend it on a player who doesn’t fit their team - i.e. Theo Walcott. He’s a track star with no skill.
Why pursue Chamakh for so long when he doesn’t fit what you want to do? He’s a dominant aerial presence, but doesn’t score a lot of goals - playing on a team that can’t and won’t cross the ball.
Why purchase Arshavin, a brilliant in-the-hole striker in the mold of Dennis Bergkamp, and stick him out wide like a winger? Why not just spend that 15M on an actual winger?
Why purchase big, strong, lumbering centerbacks like Samba and Jagielka when you know you’re going to have them playing a high line and the midfield won’t track back and help out?
Why are all the goalkeepers terrible?
Wenger is a great manager, but his work in the transfer market is undermining his work on the field.
by Puedlfor on Jul 29, 2025 4:07 PM CDT reply actions
Much like Vierra against Keane, the gooners have no heart. A reflection of their manager really. They’re intimidated by physical play, especially that of Liverpool, Chelsea and now Manchester City. They’re so worried about losing Fabregas’s talents they gave a Captain’s band to a player who holds no loyalty to the club, and then wonder how it is they struggle to see how a full campaign. Arsene might have great futbol mind on the pitch, but off of it he’s worse than Big Sam.
Meanwhile you look over at the genius that is Sir Alex. Last year basically steals Javier Hernandez, this year grabs Ashley Young and adds Phil Jones. Not only does he have maybe the best pair of Centerbacks in the Premier in Vidic and Rio, but he has a plan to replace them. And if you really want to understand his genius look no further than what’s been going on with Wesley Sneijder and Inter. Sir Alex dangles 35 mil in front of Inter who fail to pounce. Then news breaks that Aguero is close to done to City, and he comes out and says he’s done with transfers. Aguero’s deal goes through, which makes moving Tevez a priority for City. I’m guessing they’re willing to drop their asking price from 50 to 37-38. That probably sounds about right to Inter, only they’re strapped for up-front cash (which undoubtedly City want). My guess is they’re short about 35 mil. Day after Kun moves in across town United lets it leak that they’re still interested in a “world class” player. As the transfer window gets tighter and tighter my guess is that both City and Inter come down on their price and Sir Alex takes Wesley for about 30 mil.
Long story short - instead of bickering with Sir Alex, Arsene should be taking notes.
by flamingmonkeyass on Jul 29, 2025 8:30 PM CDT reply actions
Vierra regularly took shits with more talent than Keane. And Vierra had just as much heart and less of a poor attitude. Arsenal’s problem is not “spirit” or “heart” as all the French-hating English former players like to put it: it’s talent and system.
Ferguson has outspent Arsenal tremendously. Arsenal cannot and does not buy the likes of Sneijder. If we had bought Ashley Young then that would have been it for new players. That’s just the way it is.
The physical play of Stoke City and Birmingham creates problems for Arsenal. And by physical play I mean deliberately harsh tackles and the kind of stuff that would earn three or four red cards in any other league in the world. Chelsea and Man U give Arsenal fits with quick counterattacks. Man City has not yet succeeded in giving Arsenal fits anywhere but in the transfer market.
Buying a player for 30 - 35M pounds is not something Arsene has ever done.
by Toadvine on Jul 30, 2025 2:15 AM CDT reply actions
Armand Traore will take over in one of the positions of need this year -he has been waiting in the wings for a long time now.
by EnglishAg on Jul 30, 2025 3:43 AM CDT reply actions
Maybe Vierra should have gotten one of those shits to stand in his place then because he wilted like bitch at the prospect of going toe to toe with Old Keane.
Wenger is more interested in proving his method is superior than he is in winning trophies. He has the money. He has been told to spend it. He promptly goes out looking for the best talent in the world. Under 20.
Face it Arsene values potential over performance. Always has.
by Flamingmonkeyass on Jul 30, 2025 4:37 AM CDT reply actions
Vierra pimped Keane around many, many times. And Keane was a fine player, just without Vierra’s technical ability.
You’re crazy if you think Wenger ever had the transfer kitty that Ferguson had. There have been no Tevez, Berbatove, Ronaldo type buys for Wenger. Arshavin is the closest he’s come.
by Toadvine on Jul 30, 2025 5:51 AM CDT reply actions
Fergie never bought Tevez, and Arshavin cost more than Ronaldo. Berbatov and Veron have been Fergie’s two major purchases where he paid over the market value. He has not purchased Sneijder yet, and does not appear that he will.
Wenger absolutely has the transfer kitty that Fergie has right now, and Gazidis has told him the past two summers to start spending it. .
by KB on Jul 30, 2025 11:44 AM CDT reply actions
“Poor us. Arsenal can’t afford to keep pace.”
Bullocks. Stop acting like you’re a fan of Wigan or something. Arsenal have plenty of money to spend Arsene just refuses to spend it. You can’t both trumpet Arsenal’s ability to turn a consistent profit and then bemoan not being able to spend like a top 4 club. Either spend the cash or quit bitching about not winning trophies.
And stop expecting other clubs to apologize for spending money in the transfer market because they won’t.
by Flamingmonkeyass on Jul 30, 2025 12:56 PM CDT reply actions
Did you even read the post? I’m attacking Wenger’s philosophy more than anything else. Certainly nothing attacking Fergie. Typical Man U wanking to start piping about Sir Alex and Keano, when that really wasn’t the point at all.
You’re right Tevez became an expensive loaner because West Ham complained about tampering. The deal would have been for $20M.
Arshavin cost $14M. Ronaldo cost $15M for Man U. Man U also spent more than Arsenal ever has on Rooney, Rio Ferdinand, Hargreaves, Van Nistelroy, and Anderson. You really should know this.
Man United is a big club and spends accordingly. I have much less beef with it than with Chelsea and City, both of which spend like drunken idiots. BUT — Ferguson and Man U have consistently outspent Wenger and Arsenal. Just a fact, and partially because Arsenal went underwater on a land deal.
by Toadvine on Jul 30, 2025 3:38 PM CDT reply actions
Wenger’s philosophy is fine in all aspects save refusing to budge on his wage structure. He is very good at buying the type of player that fits his system. That system has qualified Arsenal for the CL every year, while the club paid off the Emirates. Your club were underwater on Highbury for 2-3 years when the entire market tanked, but all of those condos have since been sold, at a profit. During that time, you still qualified for the CL and never even flirted with administration. It is now one of the most profitable clubs in the world. If FFP is instituted as advertised by Platini, then Arsenal will be able to buy whomever they choose.
West Ham complained, but Tevez was not purchased initially because of the shady third party rights with Joorabchian. His total purchase price was 30M+; MUFC would have been credited their loan payments. I don’t know where you’re getting your numbers, but Ronaldo was 12M and I have always seen Arshavin reported as 16M. That may be 14M, rising to 16M; I don’t know. You listed three players whose most recent purchase price was 30M+, one of whom Fergie never actually bought. I assumed you were referencing truly massive, disproportionate to the market, transfers. Yes, Fergie will splash the cash for promising players. So does Wenger. Remember Reyes? Was Walcott cheap? Wenger will spend again when the market stops being so inflated. He runs a great system. His failings are man management and self-composure.
by KB on Jul 30, 2025 6:57 PM CDT reply actions

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